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 Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter. "Eat. You'll feel better." - Professor R.J. Lupin, who is essentially my fictional, male counterpart. I tend to just write Harry Potter - and mainly Wolfstar/Marauders' Era within that - but I try to vary. As for reading... I'm a Potterhead first and foremost, but also a Pentaholic, Sherlockian, Merlinian, Whovian, Amie de l'ABC, Hobbit, Dragon Rider, Demigod, Abnegation... The list goes ever on and on. (Down from the door where it first began, if I remember correctly. Apologies if I don't.) As for ships... Jily, Wolfstar, Scorrose, Hinny, Romione, Nuna, Teddy/James Sirius (does that have a name?), Dominique/anyone, Merthur, Luna/anyone, Eragon/Arya, Murtagh/Nasuada, Cather/Levi, SnowBaz, FourTris, Katniss/Peeta, Percabeth... etc. Oh, and like a certain Hermione Granger, I can't draw (AVPM anyone?), so chances are if I use fanart as a cover picture it won't be my own. I'll say who they belong to if I can, but if not - all credit where credit's due. Followers, favourite-ers and reviewers - you are amazing. Thank you! DFTBA. |
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Don't Take This Story Siriusly by TheNextFolchart reviews
"It's a Harry Potter drinking game," Ron explained. "Every time you call attention to your scar, everyone in hearing range has to take a shot. You've done it three times since you walked in." / A Crackfic Collection featuring OOC-ness, broken fourth walls, and cringe-worthy puns.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 3/10/2014
A Poem By Any Other Name by TheNextFolchart reviews
Harry Potter poetry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 5/22/2014
First Customer by thewarlockandtheshadowhunter reviews
Modern Day Bookshop AU. Remus is bored out of his mind in the shop, trying not to think about the potential danger his job is in. Not an easy thing to do, until his first customer and what can only be described as the perfect distraction walks in. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Remus L., Sirius B.]
Unstoppable by welcometonerdworld reviews
James and Lily survive AU. In which Harry learns to play Quidditch with his dad and partner in crime. Cover art by andythelemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Alone by Hookedonlupinswag reviews
After the death of Peter Pettigrew and James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin thinks about everything during the full moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Remus L.
Foxtrot by TheJesusFreak777 reviews
Ron's utterly miserable at Bill and Fleur's wedding, but maybe Hermione can cheer him up. One-shot, fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Fred W.
Regretting the Dead by TheJesusFreak777 reviews
Charlie Weasley and Nymphadora Tonks were enemies, and it was known by all. But at her funeral, can he come to his senses regarding his bias?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2014 - George W., N. Tonks, Charlie W.
Selfish by Lou2U reviews
Everyone thought you were the selfish one. You called your sister a freak, a weirdo. But you made her cry, which is the kiss of death when it comes to your sister. No-one can stand to see her cry, let alone cause it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Love At First Sight by inlovewithimpossibility reviews
Victoire: "How did you and Maman meet?" Lily: "How did you and Daddy meet?" Roxanne: "How did you and Mummy meet?" Molly and Lucy: "How did you meet Mummy?" Rose: "How did you and Mummy meet?" Our parents answer their daughters questions. Some hilarity ensues...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
Fascinations by AMessofPickles reviews
Rose was studious to a fault but even she was not impervious to the distraction that was Scorpius Malfoy. How was she expected to get anything done when he was her Potion's partner and he looked at her that way? Next-gen. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
A Funeral For Molly Weasley by TheNextFolchart reviews
To be perfectly honest she had no idea what "death" was. "It's like falling asleep," her mummy had said when she'd asked. "Forever." / How Molly Weasley's family copes. Complete. [Word Count: 3,818]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Molly W., Arthur W., Ginny W. - Complete
The Sickness Unto Death by tristanackerly reviews
University AU. Sirius is not keen to take notes for the sick, sweater-wearing boy in his Gender Studies class. However, he soon becomes fascinated by this lonely creature, and does everything in his power to show him that he is more than just his illness. RL/SB [5k reads! Thank you all!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,914 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Tread Softly by Tivafivanatomy reviews
Remus walks out on his pregnant wife, however, instead of going to Grimmauld Place he heads to the Leaky Cauldron to wallow in his self-pity. An elderly witch strikes up a conversation with him and gives him a shove in the right direction. Disclaimer: I do not own anything relatable to Harry Potter, I'm just borrowing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Christmas Jealousy by Quarter Past Wonderful reviews
Hogwarts is having a Christmas ball, but despite the beautiful fairy lights, Sirius only has eyes for Remus. Wolfstar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,476 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What She Saw by The Marauder Named Prongs reviews
Bellatrix Black hears rumors about her cousin, Sirius, and a certain werewolf. She decides to investigate and uses her newly acquired knowledge to her full advantage. RLSB slash. The real story of why Sirius was disowned and its repercussions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,486 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Subtlety, Thy Name is Sirius Black by rekahneko reviews
After Remus pokes fun at Sirius for his lack of subtlety, a bet is made. Can Remus get a date without resorting to obvious methods? Slash RLSB COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,764 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
When Bad Spells Get Worse, And Then Better by juxtaposed reviews
A spell goes wrong for Sirius. It goes even worse for Remus. RS SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/26/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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I Wasn't There reviews
"...Because the time they needed me least was also the time that they needed me most. And in their time of need, I wasn't there." - Two-shot. Told from Remus's point of view during the First Wizarding War, just before and just after he hears about James and Lily's deaths. Second part is now up so this is complete! Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Remus L., Marauders - Complete
Wolfsbane reviews
When the events of a full moon nearly two months ago come back to haunt Remus, Sirius tries to help - and ends up sleeping rough under a bench in Muggle London. With the help of Lily Evans, and the hindrance of James Potter and Peter Pettigrew, Remus makes it his mission to rescue Sirius. However, not all goes to plan. Marauders' Era - eventual RL/SB. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., Marauders
Apologies reviews
Remus/Tonks. My take on what happened after Remus Lupin stormed out of 12, Grimmauld Place, having been called a coward by his best friend's son. Rated T for swearing. One shot. Disclaimer: All credit to JK Rowling, none of these characters are mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Andromeda T. - Complete
Socks reviews
"He was back again..." - Albus Dumbledore watches as the Boy Who Lived succumbs to the magic of the Mirror of Erised and reflects on life, love and war. One-shot; canon pairings. Disclaimer - I don't own these characters, JK Rowling does, so all credit to her. My first fanfic, so all reviews are/would be appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Albus D. - Complete