Hi im Maryann!!!! i love naruto and fanfic!! i love, lovestories about the naruto characters (i think its called yaoi) my fav character is GAARA!!!! oh yeah gaara the god of blood!! (sabaku no gaara=gaara of the sand, his full name) my least favporite character is ino yamanaka. shes to obsesive over sasuke. im a girl, youve probably guessed. my favorite team is the akatsuki!! my favorite members are deidara and sasori! they are the only yaoi couple in naruto i support ,(i am not a homophob though) anyway, messege me!!!

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I'M A KONOHA NINJA AND I'M PROUD OF IT!

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1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Gaara, and sasori

2. What is your favorite pairing?

sasusaku, naruhina, OCxbasicy anyone.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

eww...on yaoi but i can read hentai, never watch it.

4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?
Yeah me and my friend charis were akatsuki members.

5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any.
mangas, and a sandvillage headband

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?
GAARA!!!!!!!! omg i had a dream about him, also i have stuff about himm everywhere

7. Naruhina or Kibahina?
Naruhina

8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru?
Sasusaku, i dont like yaoi pairings

9. Which team is your favorite?
the Akatsuki

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
YUPPERZ

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory?
Yeah! How could he not be?

12. Your favorite akatsuki member?
Sasori!!!

13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke?
Pro-sasuke, hes not emo, he just has a hard life.

14. have you seen all naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers)
No but pretty darn close,

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
No i dont want spoilers so i didnt read past what im up 2 in the anime

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
at some points...Oh look RAMEN!

17. Sub or dub?

Dub!...but if its not out in dub ill watch sub, but i dont like it.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
uh...a little of bolth. shes an awsome medic but anouying!

19. Tobi = annoying or funny?
Both

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Duh... I mean to really be an Akatsuki fan you have to know all of the members!! Even wannabes

21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?
UGLY NERD

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
haku, or deidara...more on the lines of haku though b/c he already sounds and looks like a girl. u can tell deidara is a boy, after u hear him talk.

23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome?
Both...he's nice, kind, and loyal but also very weird...spandex?

24. which character would be best OOC? who and how?
Itachi...he's better as a nice, but crazy guy...lol

25. Do you like naruto fanfics?
Yes!!!!! duh, if i didnt y would i be on fanfiction.net

26. Do you write naruto fanfics?
Yes

27. Do you like lemons?
whats a lemon,yeah? lol

28. Do your parents know any naruto characters?
Yeah, because I talk about them all the time...they know gaara, and sasuke most, becasue i draw them and hand it up in my room!

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Yup!

30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Yup!

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
yes, samantha, and charis! i luved naruto 4 a while and its basicly my life so hangin out with me its hard not to get hooked on naruto.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too!?" yeah, i got tyler that way. also when i wirte fanfic, or write gaara's name in pretty handwriteing and colors, (mostly red and black...the best colors ever)

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?" Sadly yes. I got sent to the office for wasting time but then my principle didnt care b/c she liked the drawings and the story, it got put in to the litterary magazine.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
No, I still make honnor roll.

35. Are you broke thanks to naruto?
Yeah!!! naruto is my anti-drug, b/c with all my naruto stuff i cant afford drugs.

36. Do you want to read icha icha Paradise?
A little bit. It seems interesting even though I'm a girl.

37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory?
No, I support he's his brother...

38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
its not on here cus idk how to get it up but i have folers and notebooks, and traperkeepers full of naruto fanart

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
yes...ill admit im not a fangirl but i luv him,lol

40. Do you have a naruto OC?
Raizu Mizaki

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think naruto has taken over your life?
Oh yeah!!!

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Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

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If you know that "drop dead, geogues." is not a compliment and you know what it means, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

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DeiSaku must become the next big thing! If you like this pairing, copy this onto your profile pweeze :3

If you think Deidara's smexy, copy this to your profile.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl

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I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl,

If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.)You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

:Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Dan

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

red

3.Your first initial?

M

4.Your month of birth?

October

5.Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours?

Alicia

7.Your favorite number?

21

8.Do you like California or Florida more?

california

9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

ocean

10.Write down a wish (a realistic one).

I wish i could get more naruto stuff (LOL im an addict)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down.

(don't cheat

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2.If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8.If you choose...

California:You like adventure

Florida:You are a laid back person.

9.If you choose...

Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

AS YOU CAN SEE, IM LIKE THE AWSOMEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. LOL THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE AS AWSOME AS ME AND IF YOU THINK YOUR AWSOME FEEL SPECAIL ABOUT IT!!!