Hey yall!

Well what can i say about me...

I am a big goose at heart. NO seriously. I like slash. Not that I'm gay or nothing. Oh, and generally I have really bad english! Saralisa (Shealtiel) introduced me to this site! Oh and trisha (trish xx) is my slash buddy! Not that we're gay or nothing! She is the one that proof reads my slash!

I like english, even though im pretty terrible. Oh and I think SARALISA is COCKY! Oh and I like saying OH!!!

Read my stories (WHEN I POST THEM!) OH, and review.

And if you think im weird. I have to pursuade you otherwise. Im not the weird one!

Now if you dont review my stories... (IF I GET TO POST ANY...) I will...um...well...THINK OF A THREAT LATER!

cough cough cough sneeze

BLUSH!

R&R&R&R&R&R&B

what does B mean again?

SARALISA HELP
TRISH HELP
SOMEBODY HELLPPPPPPP...

Can people please review the stories and write what they think should happen! I have so many ideas but i dont know which one to choose!

OH AND I DONT GIVE A CRAP ABOUT FLAME RISING's REVIEWS OR ANY OF HIS OTHER CRAPPY PROFILES

AS FOR ANYONE WHO FLAMES ME! DONT EVEN BOTHER! I AINT READING EM!

And... I dont know any fanfic language like A/U and A/N and A/whatever other letter. PLEASE HELP ME! WRITE TIPS IN YOUR REVIEWS!!!!!!!!! please.

Oh and by the way... I dont own Harry Potter or anything to do with the story and no-one from step-up either...

PEACE BE WITH YOU!!!

(BUT NOT TOO CLOSE!!!!)

OH an you will see that i have bolded and italiced and underlined just anything. Its not supopose to be read different.

oh and nobody touches the hair!