hey people! I changed my pen name so just to let you know it is still me just different name!!

Things about me

my name is Kat

I am a dog person

I am Team Jacob, Jasper,Seth, Paul and Fred & George

I have read the Twilight Saga completely twice

Even though it sounds like I am obsessed with twilight I'm not.

My two favorite colors are blue and purple

I love getting feedback on my writing

I am only 5' 3

I don't really like chocolate

I love the One Night Only, go youtube them and listen to one of their songs!

Also, check out SMOSH! go to smosh.com and watch some videos!

List 12 charachters at random

1. Jasper

2.Emmett

3.Victoria

4.Paul

5.James

6.Jessica

7. Leah

8.Edward

9.Jacob

10.Carlisle

11.Rosalie

12.Bella

1. Have you ever read a six/ eleven fic? Do you want to?

Jessica/ Rosalie No. Nor do I want to.

2. Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Edward ? Maybe, if Edward was not a gay princess fairy. He is about as hot as an ice cube. Get it? Pun intended!

3. What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

If Bella got Edward pregnant? Well that would confirm our suspicions about Edward's sex change, and Bella being a lesbian cause why else wouldn't she choose Jacob?

4. Can you recall any fic about nine?

Jacob? Yeah...

5. Would two and six make a good couple?

Jessica/Emmett? uh if your definition of good is getting eaten by Emmett because she talked to much then yeah I would say good.

6. Five/ Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

James/ Jacob or James/ Carlisle? I would have to say Carlisle cause Jacob would hurt James or James would hurt Jacob and no one could live with that.

7. What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

If Leah walked in on Emmett and Bella having sex, she would probably puke and go tell Edward.

8. Make up a summary for a three/ ten fan fic.

Carlisle is all about peace. Victoria is all about vengeance. What happens when their two worlds collide? Will Victoria change her ways just to be with Carlisle?

9. Is there such thing as a 0ne/ eight fluff?

Jasper/ Edward I am pretty sure there isn't... but I would read it :)

10. Suggest a title for a seven/ twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Leah/ bella The up side to having a werewolf for a best friend.

11. If you wrote a song fic about 8 what would you choose?

Whats a song fic? Is it where you write a story based on a song about the person? Well I guess to describe Edward, Move on by the Jonas Brothers.

12. if you wrote a one/six/twelve fan fic what would be the warning?

Jasper/Jessica/Bella? uh WARNING: Two people get eaten. By Jasper. He said Om Nom Nom while he ate them, beware.

13. When was the lastime you read a fic about five?

Uh, never.

14."(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Jasper and Leah are in a happy relationship until Jacob runs off with Edward. Jasper, brokenhearted has a hot one-night stand with Rosalie and a brief unhappy affair with Bella, then follows the wise advice of James and finds true love with Victoria.

10 REASONS TO LOVE JACOB BLACK

10. He didn't leave.
9. He fights for the girl he loves.
8. He has a pulse.
7. He has a sense of humor.
6. He isn't a bloodsucker.
5. He isn't icy cold.
4. He is a good friend.
3. He doesn't give up easily.
2. He runs around half-naked all the time.
1. He looks freakin' hot without a shirt on. :D

I'm not obsessed with Twilight, I'm just strongly attached to the hot vampires and furry werewolves.

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If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional characters Jasper and Jacob), from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you put your hands up in the air sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.

have you noticed the word 'bed' is shaped like a bed?

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

92% Of The Teen Population Would Be Dead If Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasnt Cool.Put This On you profile If You Would Be One Of The 8% Laughing Hysterically in the background.:)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

The difference between friends and best friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs while saying, "Can't catch me!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this!

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a bridge. I laugh even harder.