Hometown:Prattville AL.

Name : Chance

Email : Chanceyman2006@aol.com

Height : Tall enough to reach the gas peddles

Age : NUN-YO-BUZZ-NAZZ

FAVS PAIRINGS

NAR/SAK

GAA/HIN

NEJ/TEN

SHI/TEM

KAK/some random person

ASU/KUR

HP/LL

HHR/RW

GW/DM

FAV Author :

green genin

luckner

mythologygirl0701

This is something I copied from sombodies profile.

"I'm worse than evil, I'm the author."

" If you join the dark side there is a chance that you will not die by my hands( the cookies are pretty good too)"

"I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died."

"Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT."

Curiosity killed the cat...but then again, a cat has nine lives.

"Your revolver has six bullets, but your fists never run out of terror"

He who laughs Last thinks the Slowest.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

Duct tape is like the force. Dark on one side, light on the other, and it holds the universe together.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

When life gives you lemons ask for a refund.

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

OMG! the rains wet.

You're about to be a strange smell in the attic , or basement, or alleyway , or where ever I can put your body.

DO NOT SET YOURSELF ON FIRE! it kinda hurts

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

OMG! snow is white.

When your a fat little kid, there are no more see-saws...only catapults

"I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.

Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it!

No matter where you go, there you are. Huh?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he THINK he was doing?

If crimefighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

I'm knot dumb!

I’ma perty smart

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird and say "Bite me".

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(many times)

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and FAILED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever went up a down escalator and got caught, copy and paste this into your profile. (Me and The Fan Fic Reaper did that, it was fun.)

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. (Hell yes!)

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when... (I laugh my ass off when I read this)

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

Things to do in Walmart.

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

11. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! "

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"