Hi there... I'm Sarah :D I'm new to FanFiction, but I roleplay over bebo accounts alot! I like to roleplay and write small stories for Twilight, House of Night, Vampire Academy, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Noughts and Crosses... Yup. A few more that I cbf putting down :)

So anyways, let my list my teams for you; Team Christian! Team Jasper! Team Erik/Stark! (Can't decide) Team Lupin! Team Sam! :D

Okay,copy and paste these? Maybe add me if you're on bebo? Roleplay accounts:

- Christian Ozera

- Jasper Hale

- Jo Harvelle

- Aphrodite LaFont

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn', copy this to your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have a pet copy and paste this on to your profile

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If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, then copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333, JaylaHaileyCullen,bOoKwRm96, Vampires are FITT

If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If at one time you have misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter or less put this on your profile

If you are a Twilight fanatic put this on your profile.

If you are sad knowing that the Twilight series is coming to an end, put this on your profile.

If you love and I mean love to read, put this on your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

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copy and paste if you agree

If you love music, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. WHO ISN'T?!

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile

IF YOU WANT BELLA TO BE A VAMPIRE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY EVEN MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer

If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle Jr, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Damon Salvatore, Erik Night), JaylaHaileyCullen(Edward Cullen, Forget a prince with a horse I want a vampire with a Volvo! and Dimitri Belikov),bOoKwRm96(Edward and Emmett Cullen,Jasper Hale, Seth Clearwater, Jacob Black) Vampires Are Fitt (Christian Ozera, Jasper Hale, Seth Clearwater, Tobey Durbridge, Klaus Beaudelar, Remus Lupin... Yup :D)

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, JaylaHaileyCullen,bOoKwRm96

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, JaylaHaileyCullen(Technically I was IMing a friend but it still counts),bOoKwRm96

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, JaylaHaileyCullen,bOoKwRm96

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...), JaylaHaileyCullen(I fall all of the time and I'm not afraid to admit it because it makes more like Bella Swan),bOoKwRm96(all the time!!LOL!) Vampires Are FITT (sure, its awesome that I'm like Bella, but after a while the pain starts to get to me :L)

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. --The Snuggie commercial!!--

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you love animals, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are absolutley in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you totally wanted to cry because Edward was so sweet to Bella at the hospital in the first Twilight then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are on team Edward copy and post this onto your profile.

97 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie, Aeropostale, Hollister, Victoria's Secret, and American Eagle said it wasn't cool to breath. If you're the 3 percent that would go into hysteric fits of laughter, copy and paste this to your profile.

If when you ever have a child, and consider naming it Edward, copy and paste this to your profile.

95 percent of all kids make fun of and laugh at other kids because you're different. If you're that 5 percent who laugh at that 95 percent because they're all the same, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think all the good ones are either married, gay, or fictional creatures, copy and paste this to your profile.(like Edward Cullen)

If you think the coco puff bird should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen or is a vampire but it would be a really awesome perk), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires, post this onto your profile.

If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Twilight copy and paste this on to your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...alot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile

-- Please
--put this on ur
--page if you hate
--miley cyrus and think
--she is a really bad
--role model for
--little girls
--and cant sing!
--thank you!!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, percyrocksmysox, percabethroxmysox, alene236, JaylaHaileyCullen,bOoKwRm96, Vampires Are FITT

If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile

Normal people are weird and not very smart. Copy and paste this, if you've ever wished you could get your IQ tested, just so you could find out exactly how much smarter you are than everybody else.

If there are times you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out here are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're a part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add you name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie, Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angleofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, They Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM-'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, Vanille Strawberry, Semper-Fidelis-To-Kataang, Aangsfanbr, DU EBRITHIL, First Gurl Rider, Unfaithful444, KaiCrazyMouth, JaylaHaileyCullen,bOoKwRm96, Vampires are FITT

If you've ever tripped over air copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love a band and all of their songs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

About 160,440 people die of lung cancer each year. About 85 percent of these people are smokers. Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you think smoking should be made illegal.

If you ever felt like you were never going to get of boredom once in your copy and paste to you profile

If Twilight has ruined all other books for you, put this on your profile (it's ruined all other books besides Vampire Academy)

If you constantly don't do your homework, and read or write Fanfiction instead, put this on your profile

If you actually write your own copy and paste things, instead of taking them from someone else, put this on your profile

If you think that Paramore is the best band ever put this on your profile.(It's the only thing that gets me through the day!)

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you like to think of a story but never post it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck fanfiction doesn't have color for profiles, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you sing at random times in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the All American Rejects are the best thing that's happened to you, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think TV golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to put you foot behind you head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are Team Edward/Team Jacob, copy and paste this in your profile.(Team Jacob!)

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 of the childern/Teenagers in the world would have a mental breakdown if Miley Cyrus was getting ready to jump off a cliff. If you're one of the 7 yelling "JUMP BITCH, JUMP!", then copy this to your profile and sign your name. Vampires Are FITT (Hells yeah)

If you read all that. thank you! :L I have a confession, I took it all off another profile, and I read it all! It just fit me so well!! Aside from the last one. I made it up! :D ily .xx