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Joined 01-09-15, id: 6406507, Profile Updated: 07-18-17

White, middle-class trash. enjoy whatever shit I put here! If I actually end up putting shit here...(;ェ)

Make sure to check out my poll as well! It will help me decide how I should broaden this community, if only a little.

If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this onto your profile, bold the ones that apply to you and unbold the ones that don't.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kindof girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm a Female fighter so I must have BIG BOOBS or be UGLY

I DAYDREAM, so I MUST be SELF CENTERED

I like FANFICTION so I MUST have no life

I'm an anti-SJW so I must HATE women and want to remove their rights

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Nagisa is a Teacher by CheckersChess reviews
This is the story of Nagisa Shiota working as a teaching trainee at Paradise High told through the eyes of the students of Class 3-5! (No pairings as of now!)(Rated M for strong language!)
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,746 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Nagisa S.
Deku: The Golden Saiyan Hero of Hope by JeffMen103 reviews
In a Superhuman society, where Izuku Midoriya is Quirkless, he is seen as worthless and a social outcast. But one day he wakes up with a brown... monkey tail? Izuku believes this new power is a Quirk, but in reality, it is not a Quirk at all, but it is a power that will allow him to become the Greatest Hero Of All Time. He is Deku: The Golden Saiyan Hero of Hope. OPDeku, DekuxHarem
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 235,757 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 3,817 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 6/9/2018 - [Izuku M., Ochako U., Momo Y.] Toshinori Y./All Might
The Laughing Deku by MadSkullboy reviews
This is how Izuku Midoriya became the world's most dangerous villain. All it took was one bad day to make him descend into the pit of madness. He learned that life's a cruel joke and now, he'll show it to the world. There will be character death, violence, murder, mind breaking and above all laughter. And if you must go, go with a smile. (IzukuxToga) (VillainDeku)
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,387 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Izuku M., Toga H.]
Great Teacher Nagisa by Professional Magical Girl reviews
While Nagisa teaches Class 3-5 of Paradise High, a nefarious intrigue puts the school in peril. Rated M for profanity.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,505 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 12/31/2017 - Published: 6/28/2017 - [Nagisa S., Kayano K.] OC - Complete
The broken doll by KyrieEleisonElise reviews
It's been three years since Nagisa snapped and now everyone's left to pick up the pieces.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,900 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 11/9/2015 - Karma A., Kayano K., Nagisa S., 3-E Students
Captivated by KuroCiel reviews
Nagisa Shiota was raped. Traumatized and broken, he could not bear to have anyone touching him. Karma tried his best to help the bluenette, only to find out how much he loved him. They both did not expect to have many challenges on their way to build up Nagisa's self-esteem. See Warnings inside. KarmaxNagisa
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 68,642 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 2/21/2016 - [Karma A., Nagisa S.] Asano G. - Complete
Mending a Broken Soul by Komamura's son reviews
High School AU. On a very hot day, Mike loses his temper and ends up getting in trouble, his punishment being to tidy up the equipment. But as he does so, he meets up with a kid with a few issues. Befriending him, the two end up developing more than friendship. Mike x (human) Foxy. Yaoi, Rated T for Mike's potty mouth. Now a Oneshot series by demand.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,399 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Mike Schmidt, Foxy] Jeremy Fitzgerald - Complete
Shadow of Zero by Shadow Vampire97 reviews
Shadow is brother to Lelouch and Nunnally Lamperouge. He is stuck in a terrorist incident with Lelouch and a mysterious girl gives them Geass. Shadow and Lelouch have the power to change the world. The tales of the rebellions are about to be rewritten. Bloody themes. Slight romantic scenes may add. Lelouch pairs from anime. Find out who Shadow pairs with.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Shadow, Lelouch L., C.C., Nunnally L.
A Snake in Human Clothing by Seauko reviews
(Previously called "Snake Skin") Nagisa Shiota is already struggling with gender dysphoria and his mother. However, when a snake bites him, the venom begins to mix in with his reptile-like blood lust, triggering a life-changing transformation. Will this make the young assassin we all know and love a true monster? Read to find out! Karma x Nagisa. Trans!Nagisa.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,856 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Karma A., Nagisa S., 3-E Students, Koro-sensei
Trust no one by dead.but.true reviews
Eight years after the assassination of Koro-sensei. A corpse is found in the outskirts of the city. Detective Tsukii begins to investigate, and realizes he deals with a pro. Stumbling into a web of lies and confronted with his own problems, he hunts down the murder...but sometimes, the hunter becomes the prey. I do not own Ansatsu Kyoushitsu.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 5/2/2016
Undead by AvaTheDarkLord reviews
So being dead wasn't all bad. Well, Undead. Sure, life as a Zombie was tough, but that was to be expected...who ever said being a Zombie would be easy? Nagisa Shiota has been living as a Zombie for years, in secret, and now, taking a body full of bullets in front of Class 3-E, his secret is out, but maybe some good will finally come, from his actions,. KarmaxNagisa Rated T
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,779 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Karma A., Nagisa S.] 3-E Students, Koro-sensei
Of Snake's and Lightning by AvaTheDarkLord reviews
Killua and Gon are the two new students, transferred into Class 3-E. While aiding the assassination of Koro-Sensei, the duo battle through a civil war, a crazed gang of killers, and delve into the secrets behind the Assassination Classroom. Whoever said their job would be easy? NagisaxKarma Karagisa. GonxKillua
Crossover - Hunter X Hunter & Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 194 - Published: 5/21/2016 - [Nagisa S., Karma A.] [Killua Z., Gon F.]
Nagisa Shiota's Secret by yourlilimaxilove reviews
His dull eyes looked around the classroom one more time. Realizing what was happening, he pressed a finger into his open eye. His eye color slowly coming back in, unfazed Nagisa did the same to his other eye. Nagisa has a secret: And he's not telling anyone.
Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Nagisa S.
Hunters x And x Assassins by eha1234 reviews
A year after Killua leaves Gon, he and Alluka are settling down in Japan. Suddenly that peace is disrupted when three quarters of the moon disappears overnight and Killua finds himself dragged into Class E. Will he and the rest of the class be able to assassinate Korosensei before the time is up?
Crossover - Hunter X Hunter & Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,489 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Complete
Five Nights at Freddy's : Rebooted (M Version) by soulripper13 reviews
Vincient Fazbear The Son of Frederick is reopening the pizzeria, this time with state of the art animatronics, and is trusting his son Alexander as the night guard, what could possibly go wrong (Rated M for mature content), i hope you like this story and comment as feel free to post ideas and thoughts, i love getting feedback!
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,660 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Complete
Path To Insanity by AHeartForStories reviews
IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Sonic, Amy] Shadow
Five nights with Foxy by alice the wolf therian reviews
Alice, a 21 year old female, gets a job as night guard at Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria, she doesnt think anything of it till she re meets her favorite childhood friend, Foxy. Join her as she spends Five nights with foxy in this cute romance story with a surprize plot twist.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,441 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Foxy, OC
Tails the Betrayed by Jonathan112 reviews
Short summary inside. Not your average "Tails is betrayed" fanfic. Contains character death, blood and gore and as so, is rated M. I own nothing but possible OCs.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,298 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Tails
Silvaze: Loved from the Grave by Mr BritishFace reviews
Silver loves Blaze more than anything, and goes all out with a christmas present that he hopes will be the spark that catalyses his dream life of romance with her. But, when he is about to give the gift to Blaze, he sees something that breaks his heart, resulting in a tragic occurance. Rated M for tragic romance. Was going to continue, but decided to end it here.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Silver, Blaze - Complete
A Different Kind of Romance: Ruko's Side! by Nocturnal Moon reviews
Ruko, a new utau, goes to live at the utau mansion and meets a peculiar girl named Teto. They hit it off immediately. Join them as they face psychos, possessed limbs, and... cucumbers... Collab with Meislovely! RukoXTeto
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Ruko Y., Teto K.