Hey...

Yeah, as you can tell, i dont know what to put as my profile so... yeah.

Okay...

Hair color-blonde

eye color-blue

NO I AM NOT A STUPID BLONDE!!

I BELIEVE IN GOD AND I AM PROUD OF IT!!

I AM OBSESSED WITH THE HUNGER GAMES!! TEAM PEETA DUH!!

Likes: Chocolate, texting, football, swimming, writing, drawing, singing,reading, playing the guitar, etc.

Dislikes: Steelers, soccer, boys in speedos (even though i like boys in general)

My sayings...

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Don’t love a rose because rose dies in summer,
Love a river because river flows forever.

Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it.

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.

The heart is the only broken instrument that works.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn’t work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven’t sent one out.

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t pay...So if you keep reading, you’ll go broke.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Never eat with your mouth full.

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead.

Friends don’t let friends drive naked.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you are in deep water.

People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

Always remember, three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

The sound of a kiss is not as loud as a cannon but its echo last a lot longer.

Be careful when a guy says he loves you from the bottom of his heart, for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person…..think of yourself as a beautiful monkey .

Life is life photography, we all develop from negatives.

I wish my lawn mower was emo so it would cut itself.

“If I’m such and important person, why do you stutter when I ask you if you know my name?”

“If you love me so much, why are you walking away?”

Since when was my name on the attendance, am I really that important?”

“What’s the point in eating when you just end up crapping it all out anyway?”

“What’s the point in ever trying to be happy when the very pursuit of happiness is what makes you miserable?”

I love walking in the rain because
no one can see me cry…

Flirtation: attention without intention.

God created the flirt as soon as he made the fool.

Yeah I flirt, I’m not blind and I’m not dead!

If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?

I just ate some Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

Honey, if loving you is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Nobody’s PERFECT, until you fall in LOVE with them.

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP.

Handbells. Yes, I said handbells. You don't like handbells? I really don't care. I will MAKE you like handbells if I need to. Do I need to? Yah, didn't think so

Why get even with someone when you could get odd.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-Charlie Brown

Don't go to bed angry...

...STAY UP LATE AND PLOT YOUR REVENGE.

Sometimes the person you fall for isn’t ready to catch you... and if you do fall for him- He totally tripped you. : )

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

When people talk to God, it's called prayer. When God talks back, it's called schizophrenia.

If you have ever run into a door (or wall!), copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coca Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME! LET’S DO IT AGAIN!!

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high, copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Therapist = the / rapist... scary thought

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Come to the dark side. We have EDWARD.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."

"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you retard!"

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls...and pull...people...and off the occasional cliff

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it?

Yes i do steal some of my stuff from other peoples profiles.

NO I AM NOT EMO!!

Okay i saw this on sparksflying's profile and decided to do it so...

Instructions: Put your iPod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you?

Single Ladies (Put a ring on it) by Beyonce... Well I am single sooooo

2. Will you have a happy life?

Waking up in Vegas by Katy Perry (Im gonna take that as a no)

3. What do people really think of you?

Change by Taylor Swift (Okay i dont get this...)

4. How can you make others happy?

Im so sick by Flyleaf ( They want me to get sick?)

5. How can you make yourself happy?

Don't Tell Me by Avril Lavigne (What Arent you telling me??)

6. What should you do with your life?

Breakeven by the Script (Which means...)

7. Will you ever have children?

It Happens by Sugarland (DARN! I didnt want to have children, i wanted to adopt. : ( )

8. What is some good advice for you?

When you're Gone by Avril Lavigne. (Ummmmm)

9. What do you think your current theme song is?

White Horse by Taylor Swift (But i dont own a frikin White Horse!)

10. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

Use Somebody by Kings of Leon (Who? And Why?)

11. What song will play at your funeral?

Forgotten by Avril Lavigne (WTF?? WHY WOULD I BE FORGOTTEN! Cruel friends, I must say... FENIX IF YOU PLAY THIS AT MY FUNERAL I WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER...)

12. What is your day going to be like?

Replay by Iyaz (okay, i can see that. I do the same thing every time my grandmas here with me)

13. Why are you here?

Hey Stephen by Taylor Swift (Well that clears things up for me) NOT!

14. What will people remember you for?

Things I'll never say by Avril Lavigne (Well that could potentially work except i talk too much. )

15. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

All Around me by Flyleaf (Yeah, probably)

16. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?

When She Cries by Britt Nicole (What? Everyone cries at sometime in their life?)

17. What will this year be all about?

The Way I loved You by Taylor Swift (Yes, This is correct.)

18. On the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Ayo Ayo by Classic (I could see myself doing this. )

19. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

I'm Yours by Jason Mraz ( Eh, maybe i'll do that at school tomorrow)

20. Your message to the world:

Fearless by Taylor Swift (YES! I am Fearless!)

21. Your deepest secret:

Fallin by Alicia Keys (Yes, I have been through this before and am going thru this right now... )

22. Your innermost desire:

Ready by Britt Nicole (??)

23. Your oldest memory makes you think:

Feelings Show by Colbie Caillat (YES YES YES!)

24. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Maneater by Nelly Furtado (OMG! Not good!)

25. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Who Knew by P!nk (Ummm)

26. Right now, your feelings are:

Disturbia by Rihanna (No Comment)

27. You’d describe you best friend as:

One Of the Boys by Katy Perry ( Yes she does act like a boy sometimes... IM KIDDING FENIX I SWEAR!)

28. Your friends describe you as:

Evacuate the Dancefloor by Cascada (cuz I'm too hot)

29. In an elevator you are most likely to yell:

Fallin for you by Colbie Caillat (Umm no)

30. Your philosophy in life is:

Come on get higher by Matt Nathanson (How High?)

31. Your farewell message to the readers of this:

One Less Lonely Girl by Justin Beiber... (I wonder who it is... )

BYE PEOPLEZ!!