Hey everybody! You have found your way to the profile of...The Twins from Mordor! Congratulations!

Anywho, if you're here, you've probably been reading Lynn's Hunger Games freeverse.

Feel free to contact us at any time! (twins_from_mordor@yahoo.com)

Or, alternatively, go bug our brother Matthew. (Please do so.) (matt_the_pyromaniac@yahoo.com)

So, a little about me (Lynn)...

-I am a haiku freak

-I like to write

-I read a lot

-People I know either consider me smart, creepy, or both

-I am a Michael Yew fanatic

-National Haiku Day is December 22nd. I am planning on observing it.

And a little about my twin (Erin)...

- I'm really bouncy

-I love arguing

-People I know consider me tough

-I'm a Leo Valdez fanatic

-I like cross country skiing

Weird stuff we've done:

- Eaten sheep eyes. They're actually okay...

- Written a musical about our lives. (More on that later)

- Listened to nothing but Paramore for twelve hours straight without stopping.

- Swapped identities for a month. It was fun...

- Painted our older brother's face urple when he was sleeping. Urple = the worst possible combination of pink and purple.

- Tried to break the world record for World's Tallest Mohawk using our friend's sister's hair.We ALMOST made it!

About our musical:

Our LA, Drama, and Music teachers ganged up on us and forced us to write a musical on our lives.

The real catch?

Any characters we used had to be played by that person.

What was really amusing was when we wrote our older brother a song. And he had to sing it in front of our LA class. =D

The original assignment- write a song about your life. Sing it in front of the LA class.

However, our Drama Club director, who doubles as our music teacher, had a brilliant idea. So we ended up writing a musical...

Other Stuff that sounds suspiciously like something we would say...

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.

If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.

If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.

If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.

If ya can't kill 'em, you're in trouble