Names: Eluluu or Nes

Age: this year is 20 years old.

Gender: female of course

Height: 6' 2"

Bio: I am now a new stay at home mother as of May 3, 2013 to my beautiful son Tim which I love more than anything in the world. I'm taking time off from school for now but that doesn't mean I'll have more time to be on her posting stories let alone just writing them. Most of my time goes to my colic son. Which I will apologize for the long spaces of time between my posts.

Country: United States. I am NOT a cocky American.

Likes: Yoai, music, fanfiction & fanart, video games, fantasy and my son.

Hates: Jazz, cocky bastards.

Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Drawing, watching anime, taking car of and playing with my son (takes up most of my time)

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Bleach, InuYasha, Tsubasa Reservoir, XXHolic...and too many more to mention

Favorite pairings: AkuRoku, SasuNaru, KakaIru, RenIchi.

Pairings I don't like: AkuDemy, Roxas/Sora, SasuSaku, NaruSaku, KakaGai, IchiOrom, IchiRuk, RenjiRuk.

You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme

Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

Note: Hi there!! I hope you'll enjoy my company. If you have any desire to talk to me, please feel free to contact me by e-mail or pm me. Thank you!!

HAVE FUN

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft... MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

((Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name))

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

((20 Ways to Annoy Gaara))

1. Steal his gourd

2. Make a grafitti of the lyrics of Mr. Sandman on the gourd

3. Steal his cookies

4. Scream at the top of your lungs when you're on the roof "Peeping Tom!" then watch as the girls/mad boys come out

5. Then point at Gaara

6. Run up to him and ask where his eyebrows are

7. Tell him Lee loves him

8. When his eyes are like O.O say it was actually Neji

9. Kick him in the shin and demand the return of your teddy bear

10. Sing Mr. Sandman whenever he's around

11. Tell him he's weak

12. Tell him that Shukaku is a fuzzy kitty

13. Then yell "Gaara's fuzzy kitty has rabies, kill it!"

14. Tell him you think it's cute for him to have a "love" tatoo on his forehead (Lol, I'd like to do this one!)

15. Make a fake pic of Gaara and Neji hugging (And this one as well!)

16. Then sell it on E-bay

17. Steal his cookies (again) and give them to Neji

18. Tell him Elmo's looking for him

19. When he asks who, tell him it's Gai-sensei and give him a knife

20. Watch as he's being attacked (again) by Lee for killing his precious Gai-sensei

If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

I have ran into a door. I trip over my own feet all the time and fall going upstairs. I have tripped down the stairs like twice. And yes I have mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason. There are many ppl who should be run over by a bus. I have pushed on a door that said pull. I love annoying ppl just for the hell of it. I hate those obnoxious snobby ppl. I think that being unique is cooler than being cool. Im aware that many ppl nowadays pretend to be someone they're not. Im against animal cruelty. I hate those irritating mosquitoes giving me mosquito bites. I hate obnoxious preppy ppl. I and my friends have a nicknames for each other. I've wondered what I am like in another dimension. I have a very wide range of interests. I think that Sakura sucks. I am a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it. 92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off. I have just wanted to SLAP someone. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. Im weird and proud of it.

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