There are no heroes here, folks. No prophecies, no worlds hanging in the balance. Just an unlucky troll with a pirate hat, a schizophrenic metrosexual tauren, a cannibal orc hunted by his own pets, and a Forsaken cursed by the mother of all curses.

World of Warcraft. Boy meets Girl. Girl is from the opposing faction. Girl is not at all what the Boy expected. And vice versa. Please read and review!