Once upon a job in retail, an average Joe took home a returned domestic electronic from the Transformers brand. These are glimpses into a normal life with tiny electrodomestics running rampant through the apartment.

Fate is a fickle thing. Sometimes, all it takes is a little... push, and everything changes. Skyfire didn't crash in the storm- Starscream did. The war continues on. AU

There's something off about Donut and, no, it's not what you're thinking. (Written for "RvB Secret Santa 2014" on tumblr).

Prison AU. After killing his roommate in self-defence, Donut is sentenced to life at Valhalla Penitentiary. Surrounded by conmen, blackmailers, murderers and the occasional psycho, it's going to be hard to live long enough to achieve parole... Pairings include: Church/Tucker, Grif/Simmons, Doc/O'Malley, Sheila/Lopez and past Church/Tex.

When Miko is sick, she seeks refuge from her fussing foster parents with her big wrecker bot. Unfortunately, she didn't anticipate just how worried a giant alien robot will get over one tiny sick human.

A young runaway strives to survive away from familiar faces. But scars that run deep are not easily forgotten, and strength can be found in the most unlikely places. Barricade centric. 07' movie/G1 mash up. AU after the first movie.

Starscream was left at the mercy of the Predacons. This time there was no escape. Will he allow death to consume him or will he accept another chance? One he is assured will be the last if he cannot fix his ways and help shape the world he will soon live in. SPOILERS, SET AFTER TRANSFORMERS: PRIME MOVIE. RATING MAY CHANGE.

Bluestreak doesn't like talking unless he thinks someone's listening. So when the other mechs are too stressed to listen, he goes for a drive and finds an abandoned radio station. Inspired, he begins talking on an empty radio frequency. There's no one listening of course, but Bluestreak's okay with that. Thing is... he's wrong. G1.

G1. He wanted to give something to the mech who had given him everything. What he never realized was that love has no price tags. A Father's Day tribute.

G1: So Wheeljack accidentally set Sideswipe on fire once. But it wasn't really fire. And it was sort of Prowl's fault too. (oneshot)

Rodimus is 'punished' for a transgression of the past. Magnus is a big mech, but Rodimus can handle anything, right? Size kink, sticky, PWP, Rodimus/Magnus, oral, reprimand, all that fun stuff.

Chromedome wakes up in a rare mood. Rewind is absolutely delighted, and, in short order, so is Chromedome. Rewind/Chromedome. Slash! No spoilers to speak of, this is basically PWP.

G1 - Onslaught reflects on himself, his comrades, and the war itself while playing footsie. Written for ultharkitty in the Dreamwidth Transformers Fic Exchange 2012.

Hannah Shepard and Turian Councilor Sparatus have a history that stretches back decades into the First Contact War. Behind Commander Shepard's life and trials, her mother follows her own path into fate and love and the strains of both. 2013 MassEffect Kinkmeme's People's Choice Award for Best Story Without Shepard as a Main Character. (coolest thing ever, holy cow)

Comp entry for CMD's march challenge. Prompted by 50 reasons to have sex #23 - I just shaved waxed my legs On long relationships and children. Sticky.

Soundwave is killed in battle, leaving his cassettes behind to pick up the pieces.

Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.

Sunstreaker and Wheeljack have a secret. They've kept it for a long time and are in no hurry to let it get out. Wheeljack/Sunstreaker

Wheeljack blowing himself up was nothing new. Neither was Ratchet's ranting and raving. The two of them deciding to make out in the middle of the hallway for Primus and everyone to see, though -- that was different.

The Autobots get cornered in a canyon after a Decepticon attack, along with a handful of humans. Unfortunately, Amanda is blind, making things a little harder for her. How's a girl to manage when she can't even see the giant robot aliens who rescued her?

Wheeljack browbeats an overworked Ratchet into taking a break. G1, slash, fluff. One-shot.

After an explosion in his lab, Wheeljack wakes up to find an annoyed Ratchet hovering over him. G1, mild slash, short/one-shot.

2007 Movie. Raoul thought he was getting a great deal on a gorgeous car. What he ended up getting was more hassle and adventure than he ever bargained for.

Fifty sentences on Ratchet and Wheeljack. More to come.

The Great War as seen by the cassettes from the first shots fired to the last. Responses to the 10 Prompts community on LJ where I claimed the Cassettes; this includes Soundwave's and Blaster's. Rating will probably go up.

G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?

Even Optimus Prime has to wallow sometimes.

G1 One of the Dinobots falls deathly ill. Then the universe collapses. No, no, I'm kidding. Actually, only Optimus Prime collapses and only into a gooshy puddle of guilt. Takes place halfway between the cartoon series and the '86 movie.