Hey everyone. I'm the Flying dandelion, nice meeting you, blah, blah, blah...

Hiiiii, so long time no see... I wonder if anyone 'd see this, but I'm telling you guys I'm not updating recently (duh...) and I hopefully will be back in the late June, 'cos I'm not so free these days... sorry guys!!

But I promise no matter what, I'll finish my stories=)

Starstruck: Finished!! Cammie Morgan and the gang went on a mission in California, with a superstar. Zachary Goode was in extreme danger and also the most wanted by the Circle. With the Blackthrone boys, they traveled to Paris and else where, and Cammie found herself falling for the unlovable one- the subject.

When the Chameleon came into the picture: So now Josh came in and many of you wish Cammie and Josh date for a while, so i will think about it.

Hunger Games: The Gallagher Girls Generation: This is a new story of mine which mixed Gallagher Girls with The Hunger Games. Zach and Cammie were selected to be the tributes for their districts. But Zach found himself paying full attension towards the little chameleon. Though he promised his mother to win, he couldn't help keeping his arm around her small waist, and kept her away from danger. But as he knew, there'd be only one winner, and either he or she would be dead. So may the odds be ever in your favour.

Just look through these when you feel like crying, and try to look between the lines. That's what I did.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: What do you want most in the world?
Woman: You. In a wheel chair.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. :)

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much.

Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll.

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Who ever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

Who ever says 'as easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried to.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars...

There is a line between love and hate. You can only truly hate the ones you once loved. A passion that can never die.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won’t ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You’re amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. He'll never like someone like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh, some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How Do You Know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're right. I don’t like you. I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

10 Commandments of a Teenager
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
7. Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "just do it")
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave'm in the middle)

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you'll turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!

Practice makes perfect...but some say nobody is perfect so why practice?

I am a bomb technician... if you see me running try to keep up

When life give you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems

Few girls admit their age. Few guys act theirs.

Never take life to seriously... you’re not getting out of it alive

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

To attract men, wear a perfume called new car interior.

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

She's my best friend. You break her heart, I break your face.

(Say to a boy) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl who manages to plan whole world domination in history class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world... we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly if you're co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want, so stay on the line and we'll trace your call.

If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.

90% of girls would have a breakdown if they saw Justin Bieber on the edge of a skyscraper getting ready to jump. Copy and paste this if you would be in the 10% sitting in deck chairs with popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP!"

99.9% Of girls would die from lack of oxygen if Aeropostle and Abercrombie & Fitch said it was uncool to breathe.

Most people don't act stupid -- it's the real thing.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

5 facts
1. There are more boys than girls in the world

2. People will always be human... won't they?

3. It is impossible to lick your index finger while looking up

4. You just tried number 3

5. You are laughing at number 4

About Love, there's so many to tell. But a soft kiss on my lips can replace an "I'm sorry"; a warm hug for me can wipe away all my misery; and a simple "I love you." can wipe all my tears, and put my shatter heart back in place.

43 things a girl wants her boyfriend to know:

#1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
#2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
#3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
#4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.
#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.
#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.
#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.
#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. When she says she’s ugly then she wants you to tell her ‘you’re beautiful’ or ‘pretty’.
#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
#12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
#13 When she's scared, protect her.
#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
#15 When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
#16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
#17 When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.
#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her and make her laugh.
#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
#23 When she looks at you in the eyes, don’t look away until she does.
#24 Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.
#25 Don't let her have the last word.
#26 Don't call her hot; beautiful is so much better.
#27 Say you love her more than she could ever love you.
#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.
#29 When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
#30 When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk to her about it, because 10 years later she'll still remember it.
#31 Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.
#32 Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
#33 Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
#34 Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.
#35 Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
#36 Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid.
#37 Let her into your world.
#38 Let her wear your clothes.
#39 When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
#40 Let her know she's important.
#41 Kiss her in the pouring rain.
#42 When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose ass am I kicking today baby?"
#43 After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd read it too.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter...

-Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

- My heart is not a playground

- I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl its her whole book.

- You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

- I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

- "It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

- When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

- I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

- A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

- 1 universe, 9 planets, 204 countries, 807 islands, 7 seas, and I still had the unfortunate luck to meet YOU.

- I would trust my best friend with my life, but NOT my phone or my facebook.

- When someone's laugh is so much funnier than the joke.

- "Can I help you?" No, I just waited in line for 20 minutes to say 'hi'.

- "Maybe it's Maybelline!" ...or maybe it's photoshop, who knows?

- "Dude, she just called you blonde!" "What? That's not my name?"

- Sometimes, you gotta hand it to short people. Because most of the time, they just can't reach it.

- It's not that I hate you, no! Just put it this way, if you were on fire, and I had water... I'd drink it.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I don't know it I can handle this well enough. I speak my mind; I don't know how to show my love; and I have no idea what you see in me. And when you put your heart on my hands, I can't stop shaking. But when you hold my hands with yours, telling me 'this is going to be okay', I know we'll going to get through this, no matter what. :)