Hi!

Well, um.. Yeah.

I'm Mel. Nice to meet you, well, at least you're meeting me, until you contact me...

I'm an extreme Yaoi fangirl.

The writing below houses my news for the Junkienn account, plus random shiet. The newest ones will always be on top, and I likely won't delete many, so you don't need to scroll down if you've already read them. If you want to read them all, please, be my guest.

The bold text marks a new entry that was written at a different time, not necessarily a different day.

Dear fuck. I suck at deadlines. (Plus iRussie news)

Well.. Hi.

I didn't meet the deadline, did I...?

Silently grows mushrooms in the corner*

Also -- News for all iRussie fans.

I didn't say this earlier because I'm a lazy fuck.

I am iRussie. I'm so fucking sorry, my password was lost and my writing improved and oh dear mother of balls I'm sorry.

If you really don't believe me on that, I'm currently posting a selfie to the profile-picture shot, so you can know for certain that I'm not a fake.

Once again, I am severely sorry and I can also say that I might make rewrites of old writings from that account if anyone still wants me to update.

Hello, world!

Well, hi!

I'm Mel. It's nice to see we have someone reading this. I might shed a tear. Have to be strong, have to be strong...

Well, you probably don't give two flying shits about my personal life (Unless you're one of the people who watch 'Duck Dynasty' and, like me, think the lives of rednecks was much, much more interesting than the duck call rants in the days of olde), so let's get straight into the meat/soy of the hamburger -- When I'll be writing.

Ok, so we have a new fanfiction scheduled to come up. The deadline for it's arrival is 6-30-2014. It'll be a cute yet obnoxiously long and annoyingly confusing oneshot that may or may not be a collab with a person who dosen't have an account (yet). The fanfiction's title will be 'The Adventures Of A Certian Grim Reaper' and it is LightxL, in that order. The fandom in question is Death Note.

In my author's notes, you may see me refer to a certian notebook that I call the 'Fan Note'. Yes, it is a reference to Death Note, but the Fan Note holds no particular power known to myself other than housing all of my fanfiction drafts/archived works/collabs in it's plasticy pink confines, conveniently color-coded red, blue and green for my leisure.

I love my Fan Note. As my math teacher Mr. Richards once said -- 'You must bring your FanNote everywhere you go, and learn to remember taking it with you as you would remember putting on shoes to go outside'. ..Only, he replaced a few words with 'pencil' and 'class', and he to this day has no idea that I keep my FanNote in my locker when I'm at school and I honestly have no inclination of telling him.

(Note to self: PLEASE, ME, REMEMBER TO BRING THE FUCKING #2 PENCILS THIS TIME DEAR GOD YOU FUCKING IDIOT HE DOESN'T LIKE THE ONES THAT DON'T SAY #2 ON THEM AND HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO BRING THE CHARCOAL PENCILS FROM YOUR ART KIT BECAUSE THEY'LL SMEAR YOUR DIVISION BECAUSE YOU'RE LEFT HANDED AND DRAG YOUR GODDAMN HANDS ALONG THE PAPER LIKE A NEANDERTHAL. YOU WANT TO STAY TOP IN THE SCHOOL DON'T YOU? GOOD. YOU WORKED HARD FOR THAT. Now go have a popsicle, self. I know you especially like those ones shaped like SpongeBob because, well, I'm you!)