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Favorites: Video Games: Final Fantasy X Resident Evil 4 (PS2) Dead Awaken (PC, Browser Based, Side Scrolling, MMORPG) Drakan Order of the Flame Real War: Air Land and Sea Movies: 28 Days Later 28 Weeks Later House of the Dead House of the Dead 2 The Last Man on Earth Night of the Living Dead Dawn of the Dead Day of the Dead Land of the Dead Zombie Planet Terror Resident Evil Resident Evil: Apocalypse Resident Evil: Extinction The Thing Dances With Wolves Young Guns Silent Hill Open Range Books: I Am Legend - World War Z - Max Brooks The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks Gospel of the Living Dead - Kim Paffenroth Dying to Live - Kim Paffenroth Online Books Autumn - DJ Moody The Hole - Aaron Ross Powell Fanfictions Soldier of Spira - rr1963 28 CSI's Later - BeckyCSI Tenebrae - Caleb Nova The Euthanasia of Raccoon City - Songs: Love, Loss, Hope, Repeat - Carbon Leaf Masters of War - This Irish Rebel group that did an awesome cover of the song. We Didn't Start the Fire Life is a Highway - Rascal Flatt Break to Mend - Jeff and Sherri Easter Decadence - Disturbed Amazing - Janelle Do You Believe In Magic - The Lovin' Spoonful Contagious - Searchlight Day of the Dead - The Misfits You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive - Patty Loveless Over You - Daughtry T.V. Shows: Flashpoint NCIS Robin Hood Eleventh Hour TSCC Funnies Here is some funny latin phrases: 10. Me humi proruas. Mi calces os. Aut infames nomen animos. Fac quidquid habes in animo, Sed, age, mel, nune parce calceis - Well you can knock me down. Step on my face. Slander my name all over the place. Do anything that you wanna do. But uh-uh honey, lay off of my shoes. 09. Ubi est mea anaticula cumminosa? - Where's my rubber ducky? 08. Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure - I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear 07. Quando omni flunkus moritatus - When all else fails play dead 06. Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos! - You infernal machine! Give me a beverage or give me my money back! 05. Credo Elvem ipsum etian vivere. - I think that Elvis is still alive. 04. Collaboratio maximi momenti est, quia eis alterum scopum praebet. - Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at. 03. Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. - I think some people in togas are plotting against me. 02. Veni, vidi, volo in domum redire! - I came, I saw, I want to go home. 01. Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. - I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. Some funny bumper stickers I have seen: Horn broken, watch for finger. Cover me, I'm changing lanes! 8 of the 10 voices in my head are telling me not to shoot. Honk if you've never seen a Uzi fired from a car window before. We are all born hungry, naked, wet and cold... then things just get worse. I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. Are you having phone sex, or do you always drive like that? Out of my mind, back in five minutes. Out of my mind, please leave a message. Stupidity is not a crime, you're free to go. Caution: Zero to bitch in 2.5 seconds. Mental Illness, Mental Anxiety, Menstrual Cramps, Menopause... Have you ever noticed how all our problems begin with MEN. I have PMS, I am out of estrogen and I have a gun. I have PMS and I have a gun... Any questions? All men are idiots... and I married their king. Your village called. They said they were missing their idiot. All men are created equal, one step below women. Gun control means using both hands. Keep honking, I'm reloading. If the screams from my trunk bothers you, turn up your radio! MEN can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. I had a handle on life, but it broke. Watch out! PMS behind the wheel. Caution: Driver legally blond. Driver carries no cash, he's married. Do not wash! This vehicle is going under a scientific dirt experiment! Wife and dog missing. Reward for dog. My reputation proceeds me... by almost a foot. Reach out and touch someone... NO NOT THERE! Women love exclamation points. (But they hate periods!) FYI: Drive like and SOB and you'll be DOA. Don't laugh! Its paid for. Politicians and diapers need to be changed for the same reasons. Honk if a part falls off. I need patience... NOW! I see dumb people! I want to die in my sleep like grandpa... Not terrified and screaming like his passengers. Mind like a steel trap... rusty and illegal in 37 states. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Cowgirls want more than an 8 second ride. So many frogs, so few princes, do I have to kiss them all? Waiting for the right man. Meanwhile having a great time with the wrong ones. I'm: Immature, Unorganized, Irresponsible, Lazy, and I am Loud, but I am fun. If all the world's a stage, men need better lines. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. If you don't like the way I drive; then stay off the side walk! So Many Pedestrians, So little time. |
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