Hey everybody!

YEESSS! Today is the day someone finally visited my account! *Celebration music*

Let me tell you a little about myself. I live in Hawaii, on the island of Oahu, the home of the of the capital. Yes. Serious. I don't live on or by a volcano, because most of the state's islands' volcanoes are sleeping, and never to erupt again! Yes, I have access to a computer, because it is civilized here. So, no, women don't run around in grass skirts and coconut bras and men don't go around waving torches either. Enough with the sterotypes. Ahhh... life is sweet here! The weather is always great, my family just bought a new house in a completely new neighborhood, I go to a great school where every single classroom has a flatscreen TV and smartboard, the students use Macbooks and Ipads instead of books, what else can I ask for?

If you want to learn more about Hawaii, try my twin sister's account- her pen name is pinkgallaghergirl619. And yes, I saw what she said 'bout me. Please ignore! (Shut up sis, I KNOW you are reading this!) We used to comment on some of people's work, but I use to be Classified, but someone already took that name when I decided to make an account.

Here's a quick overview of me:

Favorite Color: Sky Blue
Favorite Author: Ally Carter
Favorite Series: The Gallagher Girls Series (check out the newest book-Out of Sight, Out Time!)
Favorite Food: Cotton Candy Flavored Ice Cream
Favorite Brand of Anything- Apple Inc. (The technology company)
Favorite Things to do- Painting(or any type of art), relaxing, and reading. Oh, and sleeping.
Favorite School Subjects: Math(Perferably Algebra) and Science (Nature)
Favorite Songs: Right Next to You(I swear this song was written for the Gallagher Girl Series), Only You Can Be You, Give It Up, What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger, Unwritten, ect.
I rely on mostly my metabolism(the speed your body burns off calories) to keep me skinny. I have a great diet, though, so that helps. Oh and I do eat lunch. When we took this physical assessment in PE, we had this scale that sends a shock through you body(but you don't feel anything) and tells you how much percent body fat you are. I'm zero percent and I eat LUNCH. What now, girls who think 'eating is so yesterday'? But, if I don't eat enough breakfeast, I'm a zombie for the rest of the day until I get FOOD! Because, you know, I don't have any 'stored energy'.

I'm a part of the Gallagher Fandom, and only this fandom. I do however, read some of the Hunger Games Fandom, I mean, who doesn't? I also like the very tiny Lunar Chronicles fandom, even though it only has 6 stories. Probably becasue it was only published this year. If you love the Gallagher Girls and the Hunger Games because the charactor is a female heroine, I think you'll also like this one!

Oh, and reads these please!

If you wish you were a teenage-girl-spy in a teenage-girl-spy boarding school, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading The Twilight Saga, The Hunger Games Triology, or The Gallagher Girls Series, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world inside your head that no one else in the world is aloud to come into, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you say a WHOLE lot of bad things in said world, add this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes with OTHER PEOPE, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you think Cammie should have run away WITH Zach in Chapter 45 of Only the Good Spy Young, copy and paste this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If you've ever had a book-crush on fictional character(ahem, Zach Goode), put this on your profile.
If you've ever looked at the Disney logo and thought the 'D' was a 'G', copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to your pet in a funny/baby-ish voice, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love Zach Goode's smirk, add this to your profile.
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Quotes I Live By:

What doesn't kill me, better start running.
-Some person on Youtube

Sarcasm isn't bullying. It's a form of literature, like personification or similies. So now, shut up and quit telling me what to say.
-Me, because my school count sarcasm as a small form of bullying.

I hate my life.
-Unknown( I don't really, I just think that sentence over and over when I sulk. Which makes me feel better, usually anyway.)

I don't just turn heads, I break necks.
-Unknown

What do you do when a girl gives you a gift? Thank them. What do you do when a boy gives you a gift? Kick them.
-My sister

Here are some funny (but totally mean) quotes that you might want to say when a idiot starts acting dumb, or maybe to a jerk. Or, if you're looking for some good laughs:

Some babies were dropped on their heads, but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, the middle one's for you.

You know, people say that laughter is the best medicine. Do you realize your face is curing the world right now?

Waiter(or waitress):Would you like a table?
You: No, I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for four, please.(This one is very rude. But also very funny!)

I'm a straight A student, and grades are very important to me, and I have 4 extracurriculars (for college credit-I want a scholarship), so I probably won't update very often. But, not to worry- I decided, before I post a story-that is not a one-shot, I'll type everything up on the computer first so I don't give you guys a chance to complain!

My Extracurriculars:

Piano: One hour practice per day, two on weekends.
Art: I do paintings, mostly acrylic and oil on Saturdays at my painting class
Chinese: Lessons on Sundays, and it comes with TESTS and HOMEWORK!
Mathcounts: Math competion, with teams. I'm a mathlete! I know, it's lame, but I love algebra!

Oh, if you like my stories, check out some of my favorite authors or stories, because they're just like mine! When I 'like' an author, it usally means I like all of their stories, so check them out!

Please vote on poll, because I love collecting any kind of data for some weird reason!

If you have any questions, feel free I post a comment or PM me if you'd like!

Later!
-ClassifiedZammieLuvr