Set sometime in the three years the Autobots were on Earth before they met the humans. Raf is a awesome hacker who meets a new online friend. Soundwave is a bored mech with nothing to do. Lets see what happens, hmmm? Cover image is Hack and Raf.

You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed. M/M (NEW CHAPTER)

All hell breaks loose when a reluctant girl named Kira falls into a new world... and hits her head a bit too hard for her wimpy pain receptors to handle. Join Kira, the faithful housekeeper and her new buddies in a tale of inhalants, sociopathic stalkers, and cake-related stripper names. (Gaara x OC)

Isabelle is a normal woman, no different than any other. She just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time and now she has been kidnapped by the Joker. Now that he has her hostage, will she survive? Or will she slowly be driven to madness? - My Joker may get a bit OOC. Takes place during TDK. Joker/OC

Anthology w/ yaoi. Desmond Miles enjoys living his lonesome life without any problems to fret over except his own: his ancestors, Altair Ibn-La'Ahad and Ezio Auditore, as roommates. How well will the Assassins adjust to one another and the modern era? What calamity, mayhem, and romance awaits with the Assassins? Alt/Des/Ez.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Dear Diary: Have been kidnapped by giant space robots from outer space. Would be v. offended but one of them is v. pretty, which makes up for it, almost. Am having a wonderful time and am probably going to die. Go me!

Waking up in an unknown forest after groping for something in your goddamn school library isn't the best way to wake up. Running from one Orc after another without knowing why I'm here's so not my cup of tea. And having the King's eyes focus on me will never be my ideal hobby,no matter how many times he does it.

Lee is the spirit of Autumn and one thing he enjoys more than anything is watching everything go to sleep. This is probably what sparks his interest on a young boy, Gaara who seems to never do that. Lee finds himself entranced and one thing he wants more than anything, is to get this boy to smile. (AU story, Slash)

Dammit. Why'd I get stuck with the flipping nickname Ore? Why do I have to live with my creepy uncle? Why did I have to meet that stupid talking sword and make that one stupid wish? I didn't think things could get any worse. Then I met an idiot named Monkey D. Luffy. DISCONTINUED.

Desmond has a horrible habit of falling for his friends and he'd really like to get out of that habit sometime soon. Desmond x Connor

'His soul is faint but still there and can be brought back along with it's owner.' That's what Death thought. Can his old friend really be brought back? How? And if so, how come did only Shinigami-sama sensed it? *Warning- Will contain ShiEi Yaoi*

It's spring and the village hidden in the sand is holding their annual spring dance in honour of the season. So it's a no brainer that the leaf ninja's who's almost as youthful as spring itself, Rock Lee, is chosen to attend alongside the Hokage her soon to be successor. But what will happen when the Kazekage takes a seemingly sudden interest in the taijutsu master? [LeeGaa/GaaLee]

The only way Naruto would feel better after the constant loneliness, and the constant stares of disgust was to self harm.. and the only person who reached out for him was the only person Naruto learnt to trust.. but would he continue to feel alone? Or would the habit continue to drive him? Warning: Self harm.

When a routine session within the Animus 2.0 malfunctions, Desmond finds himself trapped within the program until it gets fixed. However, he's not alone during the sessions. And each glitch only gets more and more bizarre. Yaoi Alt/Des/Ezio. Alt/Des/Mal. Alt/Des/Mal/Ezio. Little bit of Shaun on the side ;)

This was wrong, and he knew it. He should've told the others a long time ago about this. Yet, he kept it a secret. He keeps it a secret because, dammit, for once someone is worrying over him for his sake and not for the world's.

Desmond never was able to figure out how to pronounce the name of his soulmate. Connor x Desmond

Even after the Player has finished the game, it continues to haunt her. Also on AO3.

Welcome to Fabletown. Or at least, what it is here. Look through your enchanted mirror, step on through, and welcome to the hellhole for Fables. Fables must fight to stay alive in this town. Alliances form between enemies as they keep their story alive. Little Red and Wolf are one such alliance. (( AU story. No Bigby, just Wolf. OC stuff. Canon characters too.))

Chouji and Shika are best friends, but sometimes Chouji wonders if they might be more than friends. Side Story during LONELY. Kiba/Kankuro Shika/Chouji

Gaara asks Lee a question that Lee doesn't know how to answer. How do you define love to someone when you don't fully understand it either? Not all answers are loud. Short, sweet, and nothing but fluff.

Drabbles, one shots, mostly drabbles… I have nothing to say that will make this sound particularly special, other than that I can speak in a Scottish accent. Yoo might liek it if yoo rrread it! Prompt pending. Slooowwwly.

This is something to help me through writer's block. I guess it's crack to a degree, it's mostly just a bunch of weird and funny things that happen off and on stage if Bully was filmed like a movie. It's just a cute idea that came to my head one day and I decided to share it with my readers. Rated T for language and sexual references. They're teens, what do you expect?

A small touch can leave such a huge impact.

After the switch is pulled, everything is gone. Everything but Batter and Zacharie... And Batter's rather hungry.

What happens when four Naruto obsessed teenage girls are thrown into the Naruto world? Will the plot be destroyed or remain intact? Rated T for language, violence and sexual stuff! OC's/Existing Characters

It was only now, at the very end of the game, that the Player realised that what they were leading was not a man, but a monster. Oneshot. Spoilers for the end of the game.

There were some things that Bumi and Kya could never fix.

Zone Three's sugar plant is not an ideal place for an acrophobic Puppeteer. T because I'm paranoid about the teensy use of profanity and mentioning of death in the form of a Last Will and Testament.

Yusuf shows Ezio his favorite sport. Includes Turkish Oil Wrestling, silly banter, and allusions to sex. Written for Burning Nightingale for the 2013 Not Prime Time exchange.

The Batter's infatuation with his player was never evident to the puppeteer. At least, not until the great man crumbled at his need to express his innermost devotion...

A collection of yaoi stories that aim to please and increase more stories. Enjoy and smile.

One shot. After a bad day at work, all Steve needs is to do is to close up the DX, hit the shower and relax. Written as a response to K Nefertiti's suggestion.

Loki falls from the sky and ends up on top of Stark Tower. Thor has brought him there, but why? Because he knows. Slash, smut, Frostiron. Enjoy.

Cry's nightmares had been getting worse. But when PewDiePie comes to Florida for a Bro Army Meet-Up and a Gaming Convention, the nightmares become unbearable. It's up to PewDiePie to help Cry through them, but will he be able to banish the dark dreams from the American's mind? Rated T for disturbing imagery (nightmares), sexual content, and language. WARNING: GUYXGUY

Just a short thing. Itachi's thoughts about friendship and the reasons why he values Hidan so much. AU.

The Batter lifted his head, and frowned upon seeing his Player shuffling around, and silently slid his hand into theirs, squeezing comfortingly. The Player's eyes widened and they looked up at the Batter, who immediately averted his gaze and stared at the nothingness outside the monorail. PWP, Zacharie/Player/Batter.

The moment the screen stayed pitch black after half a minute, the Player realised there was something wrong with the game. Written for a prompt on the kink meme.

It wasn't so much as the amount of the depressed-looking Elsens all around them that bothered him more than all the staring his Player did at all of them as they walked by. Light Batterie.

5 instances in-game when the Player was helpful. with 1 instance when they needed the help. Written for the kink meme.

Hidan is having a very bad day. That is until he saw him of course. Sitting just a few seats away, a young man with beautiful long raven hair sat alone, absentmindedly swirling his finger around the rim of his glass... May be OOC in it, humor and detailed yaoi (HidaIta) Rated M.

Jack Spicer really needs to hear one little phrase, but the only one who can tell him what he needs to hear can't speak his language.

Kakuzu, after he left his village lives as a head-hunter, a mercenary. When he seeks out the most dangerous shinobi of the time he's in for a life-changing experience. Yaoi, Kakuzu/Madara

Face/Murdock. What happens when you shake up a can of soda for too long and then open it? Depending on who you ask, it's either a load of fun or it's a disaster.

Toothiana has a theory. A theory that she knows to be fact. But when the two people involved in her theory won't admit it to be fact, she has to take drastic measures to make them, which will involve planning, cunning, and a lot of help. Frostbunny oneshot slash.

Sandman knew that time was running out. Oneshot /Spoiler Warning/

Poems I've written about Rise of the Guardians.

When Tony wakes from one of his wildest dreams, he is hit with the idea to give Jarvis a body...

What happens when Grace and Connor get bored in class? They pass notes! * Just so you know we've rated this T now because of inappropriate situations *

Max feels like the entire world is against him until he comes face to face with public enemy number one. Alex/OC

Because we've all been waiting for the inevitable George Washington jokes. Where better than from the man himself? The General crosses the line. Connor disapproves.

AU. "I began praying to anybody out there –God, Satan, the God of Bartenders– to not let him kill me." Desmond meets the ancestors. [Desmond][Altaïr][Ezio][Connor]

Just one night. Alone. With him.

"You REPLACED me! Replaced me with some tub of JUNK that you made for some ridiculous prank! I hate Neptr, and I hate YOU even more for making him!" BMO/Neptr (both humanized). I own nothing but the story.

Tony did a lot of things. Build an AI that was far superior to anything else in the world, build a suit (that flies) out of practically nothing, build technology that was considered decades before it's time, etc etc. It seemed like there was nothing he couldn't do. Tony is faced with the ultimate challenge of his life when he starts harboring affections to... THOR! Slash!

Loke leaned over Natsu's body, covering him until his mouth could breathe cold, white puffs of air into the flushed ear. "You're toying with a Lion, Natsu. Don't do that. It's a really bad idea to toy with someone like me." His lips pulled on Natsu's earlobe, making the pink-haired boy moan softly. "Do you know how felines hunt?" ...No one toys with the Lion, not even a Dragon!

Ted listens to the radio and the Onceler watches. Implied Tedler if you squint

Alex knows he's obsessed. But an obsession like this couldn't be too bad, right? Alex/Desmond. Request.

This rated M or later Slash. Thank you to all your reviews that have helped me improve this story and inspire me... Desmond is hallucinating! Isn't he?

When Robbie leaves a PlayBoy magazine at the Mystery Shack, Dipper decides to check it out.

It's Stephano's birthday, but the golden statue hasn't seen or heard anything from his friends since the past few days; not even his best bro PewDiePie. What's going on, has everyone forgotten about him? * * Happy Birthday Stephano!

Prompt: Bolin often blows Iroh under his desk while he deals with official people or higher-ups and whatnot. Iroh is a master of composure, and no one would ever guess that a teenager was performing oral sex on him while they're talking to him. Bolin loves that there's a chance they could be caught, and tries to make Iroh moan or shudder or something during this game.

Someone has stolen Iroh's gloves. Glove fetish.

What would happen if Soul Eater crossed paths with various Internet Memes? Even I don't know! Crack-ish. Possible AU. Maka is Spartacus, Crona finds a pair of sunglasses, and Excalibur drives Medusa to despair. Rated T for language and themes.

In which the term 'brotherly love' is made as literal as possible. Noalok/one-shot

Bolin gets sick and Iroh makes him feel better. Broh

A set of drabbles? Ficlets? about BMO. K to be safe.

High school AU in which Alex is forced to stay after with Desmond and help him on his chemistry work after the two are begrudgingly paired as lab partners by their less than vindictive professor.

While waiting for Altair to finally drop by to help with homework, Desmond finds a book with a rather odd title standing proudly between so many others in the bookshelf of his own room. How'd THAT get there? Warnings; Smut, Slash/Yaoi, AltxDes! Edited!

While drunk in a bar, Bolin begins to struggle with his sexuality. Amon spots him and decides to take him home under a false identity. Consensual, fluffy, slashy, smut. Amolin, Amon/Bolin

Bruce tries to spend some quality alone time with himself, but ends up having to share it with Loki.

Things are as normal ever among the walking AND talking zombies, as well as the Special Infected. But what happens when there's an interesting pairing waiting to unfold? Oneshot SmokerxHunter Yaoi

Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.

My take on Loki and Tony's meeting at Stark Tower. Loki x Tony Stark smut.

Capt. Marcus S. Jane, U.S Marine, Special Forces. Codename; ARES. Function; Anti-Zeus Weapon. Yeah, someone really should have told him that, instead of trying to control him. Eventual SLASH. Disregards Prototype 2. Hiatus. (Pending rewrite)

Yusuf had been ready to die for an ideal ever since he was seventeen years old and first stepped into an Assassin tower. He had never thought it would make him happy, until he was ready to die for Ezio Auditore. unrequited Yusuf/Ezio

Joe wants coffee, Marie wants a husband. Stein smoking, and Spirit talking about woman's anatomy. No one can complain when Death reaper-chops a few of them to stay sane. Plus, he really wants some cinnamon buns.

When Alex Mercer is forced by his sister to take in an injured stranger, he didnt expect said stranger to be from 800 years in the past, or to be an assassin... Main pairing: Alex/Altair, other pairings may follow

What happens when the world of computers is introduced to the world of the Leviathan? Maybe it goes a little something like this...

"Not the sound I was hoping for. I much preferred this one." Smut for smut's sake. A slashy oneshot.

Altaïr takes a nap, and during this nap he dreams of Malik - only to end up with Kadar. ONE SHOT/YAOI/MANXMAN

"Barking spiders." That sounded better, and Deryn decided it would be her new use of foul language. Since she couldn't get away with clart and bum-rag, her mother would never suspect her swearing when she said, "Barking spiders." Oneshot.

Jet wasn't a stalker. He just happened to be roomed close to Lee on the ship to Ba Sing Se. And he just happened to hear odd noises coming from said room What if Lee was in trouble?

Will, Jack, a piccolo, a stuffed rabbit, and a garter belt. A secret, grand adventure that neither man really remembers. Slash. Will/Jack. Adult themes.

The characters of Leviathan are staying at your house and causing havoc. This is my first meme, inspired by one written by Lionona and completed by stopthatimerave. Rated K plus because I have no idea what you guys will come up with.

Darry's a little frustrated and what does Soda have in a bag that might help?

Darry knows Soda and Pony are together, but what if he wants to be part of what they have? Incest. Soda/Pony/darry. I own nothing.

AU, modern day, Malik/Leonardo. The military gives Malik his discharge papers. His mother gives him a cat named Altaïr.

My idea of what Toby went through when he found the fingers/toes in his pie. This is based off the 2007 movie with Johnny Depp. Rated T for murder.

Many century ago a great immortal, known to all as Chase Young, took the world as his own. In his boredom, Chase soon finds himself a Fool to keep him entertained. CHACK Chase Young x Jack Spicer SLASH 3

Sequal to "Late Night". Pretty much Len wants to go all the ay with Hiroki...Bad summary xD But this was a bithday request from drago123 for one of his best friends..So yeah..Happy late Birthday! Rated M. Len x OC Hiroki .

Do you know how it feels to be betrayed by your partner in a way that's so horrible, so taboo, so violating, that it had not been done before or since? Do you know how it feels to have your partner...EAT you? The untold story of a Kishin's weapon.

Prompt - "The Time Machine." The Codex pages hold another secret. In it, bleeds the influence of the Apple, and it is a secret that only Leonardo knows.

It only takes a spark to start a fire. Can Lee's feelings really change Gaara's views? GaaLee AU Don't like, don't read.

Soda is having some feeling for the two youngest members of the group, but what if they are returned? Johnny/Soda/Pony

Kadar gets his hands on the Apple and winds up in Manhattan and in ZUES's grasp. yaoi.AlexXKadar.T for blood and language, rating will go up later. WIP, so if you really want more chapters, reviews help that. It's not as lame as this summary is, trust me.

Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH

Enter Fire Lord Zuko, who needed help with an irrigation project. Enter Sokka, the brilliant engineer who had the heart and mind to do more than that. explicit YAOI. longass one-shot :D

This is an intro for my OC Rayn. Basically his life after he became an assassin and a prequel to the yaoi to come. Lets just say, Altair dominates the poor little guy... U

Hidan wants me to join him for his new ritual. WARNING: BLOOD & LEMON/YAOI TOO OC & HIdan then OC/Hidan/Kakuzu

Kyo was taking a bath one night when Len...just decided to take one with him. What will happen? Rated M for a reason! Lemony goodness! XD Yaoi. Len x OC. Request from The Pocketwatch Ripper. Dedicated to Princess Ramen-8018.

Hiroki was a new vocaloid and he had made best friend with Len. But he also loves him. When a storm comes and Hiroki sleeps in Len bed with him, will he confess? Len x OC. Rated M. Yaoi. Request from emeralda kitty cat.

Nigahiga style ! Because you need a strong fema-*cough* MALE hero to fend off raging critics, right?

Ellis gets separated from the other survivors. A Hunter takes advantage. HunterEllis non-con slash. Written for the 'consent play' square of my kink bingo card on DW.

Ezio is sensitive about his age, and when Cesare insults him about it he wants to show Cesare what this 'old man' can do. Smut.

Connor takes a visit to Moonshine's room and Moonshines looking for a new test subject, with a few sedatives and leather bindings Moonshine gets exactly what he wants. SLASH ONESHOT M/M Moonshine/Connor

Things heat up a little after they rescue Damsel. EverymanHYBRID, slash.

Ezio, finds himself a captive of a certain Borgia. Onsided!Cesere Ezio

[UPDATED] Chase is a cat person. It really isn't hard to tell. Jack is almost exactly like a dog in his mind, which is why he sends him away from his doorstep. But then the teen really doesn't come back. When everyone shows up looking for a missing Jack Spicer, what will Chase do to end it?

When the boys return to Iraq for a mission, it brings back some unpleasent memories for Face. Murdock tries to help him the best way he knows how. Based off an A-team Kink Prompt. M/F Murdock/Face

It's the first snowfall of the season, and while most of the Survivors and Infected have run for cover, some have chosen to stay outside. Who knew Hunters loved snow so much? Hunter/Hunter Fluff. Implied Yaoi.

Ellis confides in Nick that, yes, he is a virgin. Nick takes it upon himself to change that. Not with his own body, of course. But with a Hunters. Ellis/Hunter/Nick M.

a few short ficlets of the demented mind or yours truely. rated t, may go up, contains Deryn x just about anyone who i can think of to mock XD

Francis is injured, alone and trapped. Not to mention unarmed. With nothing but a flimsy door between himself and a Hunter, he's helpless as could be. But don't worry, the Hunter just wants to cuddle. And, perhaps, nibble. M.

Ellis unwittingly gains the attention of an overly daring hunter, one who takes to following him around after the poor boy accidentally feeds it. Slowly, but surely, he finds himself growing more and more attached to the Infected. Ellis/Hunter YAOI. M.

Nick lags behind for just a moment, but that's all the time the Hunter needs. PWP. Hunter x Nick. A fill for a request on Left4bed. Kink: Frotting.

When Hiroki opens a package from his dad in the mail, he didn't expect to see a young boy inside! Len plans to please his master until Hiroki's satisfied. The problem is, Len doesn't believe that he ever is! LEN X OC X Vocaloids. PWP & CRACK & YAOI

Hunter finds chocolate. Craziness ensures. One-Shot, Drabble-ish, very short. T for language.

Your basic OC Original Character Smoker x Hunter story. Rated M for slight language and sexual themes. I'm not the best at summaries.

Desmond wakes up to an assassin in his bed. Desmond/Altaïr. Ficlet. Humor. PWP. Frottage.

Hatake Kakashi, elite assassin and Konoha's best warrior, becomes the adoptive father to one hyperactive, infant Naruto Uzumaki. Surprisingly it's a match made in heaven. Somewhat Fluffy, hopefully a little humorous, with cute chibi Naru-chan! Complete.

My OC is gathering firewood when a poor Tobi gets blown to smithereens by his feminine Senpai. Now it's up to unfortunate, and then some, Mikazuki to treat Tobi. TobiOC

What happens when a vengeful, lustful Gary comes back to visit Jimmy one last time? oneshot lemon yaoi

Chase is forced to realize just how much more he needs Jack than Jack needs him. CHACK, ONESHOT, OOC-CHASE

Title says it all, when Tobi finds a small grey cat in the forest

Oneshot. Clay thinks about his love for Raimundo, and Raimundo makes his usual sarcastic remarks. Ultra fluffy, funny RaiClay. Light slash.

Something so precious and useful must never ever die, not when obsessions run so deeply. ChaseOmi

It's a poem about... read the title.