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You're a true FF7 fan when

by Kimahri-Wolf

-You play Crisis Core over and over again hoping Zack won't die

-The colors red and black automatically symbolize Vincent

-You name your laptop Genesis

-You wear your Vincent cloak to Wal-mart

-You don't refer to them as "knee-high converse- but "Yuffie boots."

-You know what Square Soft is

-Instead of saying "The Pledge of Alligence," you say "The Pledge to Sephiroth"

-Dumbapples look delicious

-You hear the song "Mother" by Danzig and you think of Kadaj

-Anyone who hasn't heard of Tetsuya Nomura needs to be shot

-Hojo is worst then Satan and any other criminal in the world, dead or living

-You start your day by saying, "Activating Combat Mode" and go to bed saying "Mission Accomplished"

Dissidia aka the game where you ship everybody with everybody.

SHINRA consists of:

Secretarial Department:We have nothing better to do than to be complete fangirls! Sephiroth Sephirorh Genesis Genesis Angeal Sephiroth Genesis! Oh, look! A new hottie! Drool drool drool.

Science Department:We do what we want, when we want and there is nothing you can do about it. Would you like to be injected with questionable substances?

Space Department:SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Aeronautics Department:Trololololololololol we be stealing and crashing all your airships now. Also tea!

Finance Department:...

The Turks:Swag, black suits and alcohol.

Weapons Development:Kya ha ha!

Public Safety Department:Gya ha ha ha ha!

Urban Developement:WHY WON'T ANY OF YOU LOVE ME WHHHHHHY?! I'M IMPORTANT, TOO, YOU KNOW.

SOLDIER:Y.M.C.A! Also, Sephiroth!

I also LOVE Pewdiepie!

BROFIST!