My stories are rubbish

DON'T READ THEM

Unless you want to become retarded like me!

oh by the way my picture if of me before i put on my make up in the morning ARN'T I PREETY:):):):)

i got this promise on my cusines and her friends joint account (LivingInThePast1901) please check out!!

The Promise Of The Twilighters!

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When a Volvo drives through town
I promise to obey traffic laws
Of course for Charlie's sake
And whenever a wolf howls, I promise to remember Jake
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!

Anyways I thought i should just let you know that I am a Lesbian and a Whore so I just tought i should let you know so yeah again dont read my stories unless you want t b a Retared llike me soo yeah :):):):):):):):):)