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Well I thought of the name because I couldn't think of a user name and I had recently been introduced to and fell hard for the word pseudonym. But my newly acquired typing abilities aided me in my incorrect spelling of the word. Firefox was totally supposed to let me know that i spelled it wrong. Look at me, blaming technology. I should be blaming my dependence on technology. Look at this, type-rambling again. Go read some fanfics, don't mind me! I'm crazy.

I ship couples that aren't cute. I mean they might be but I don't think "looking cute together" because both people are attractive means they should be a couple. If the characters have to change as the result of being with one another that is great. Forbidden love is cool.

I like nice long fanfics with internal conflicts, poly-amorous, the release from arrested development, lemons and power struggles. If you can throw some plot twists and drivers in their, that is cool too. Flashbacks and background info are to die for, and realistic setting and time lines are the bee's knees, elbows and other joints.

I want to be a writer one day and I practice with fanfiction. But you read correctly, currently I have no fiction up, because i like developing completing stories before I post them. They are usually doozies and I always start writing from the middle so I have to come up with a rising action plot and i figure out the rest later.

My Heroes are Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Janelle Monae and Dan Schneider when it comes to writing and creating. They weren't afraid to write about dudes with feather and other peculiarities, or androids in the future fighting oppression or teenagers that curse and use a TON of adult undertones. Because they definitely don't curse and get arrested for assault on disney...

I will admit that I like reading fics about people of color because well, movies and comics and books and everything else that I like in fantasy/ sci fi never focuses on them so I actively seek this out. Which also means that characters are usually, Black, of Latin decent, middle eastern, eastern Asian, from the Mediterranean or are Aboriginal in some way with like Nordic or eastern European kid as like the token Caucasian. Yeah, I like talking about touchy topics like race so I have no qualms with doing this with my characters.

I like to talk for long periods of time then be quiet. This seems like enough writing for now. Afrofuturism for the win.

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Leah's Sunrise by Forever without him reviews
It only took death for him to realize how much he loved her." For anyone who ever wondered "what-if" for Leah and Jacob. "What-if" Jacob had never broken away? "What-if" he hadn't imprinted? "What-if" life was completely different? M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 227,186 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Most Awesome Life Of Leah Clearwater by CriDeLaMouette reviews
Leah Clearwater's life isn't awesome at all. Her boyfriend left her for her best friend, and she feels alone. Can Jacob I'm-So-Important Black help her? And then there's the blond Cullen boy...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 188,754 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Leah, Jacob
Lupine Lineage by Marinus-pseudothyrum reviews
"Vampires don't have any souls, it automatically make them weaker. They cant love, they don't have families, and they don't have children." She looked to Leah, then to Jacob "But us, the strongest thing, the only thing we've got, is each other." Blackwatr
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,370 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Leah, Jacob
It Isn't Stalking If You Don't Get Caught by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,597 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Where the Sins Lie by whispered love 13 reviews
Freddie and Sam have always enjoyed their summer nights together, creating what one would call a relationship. But when Freddie returns after 4 years away in college, he realizes this summer will not be the same as the others. Seddie Rated M- Lang & sex
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,157 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
I Want and Need You, But Are You Worth The Risk by Lovergyul reviews
Jacob's inner wolf wants Leah; the imprint wants Renesmee. Does he follow his instinct or stick with his imprint? Little does he know Leah wants him too, but she has a secret and mating season is right around the corner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 159,615 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Relieved by LF7 reviews
And, sometimes she wonders if her heart is on crack. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Casey M., Derek V.
Getting Over It by SEZCPL reviews
Grown up Derek has it all: Money, fame and a super-model wife. What could possibly go wrong? And when it does, who is guaranteed to stick her nose in. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 114,926 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Poor Little Rich Boys by waterchaser reviews
Tony Stark teams up with Batman to track down a doppelganger of his suit.
Crossover - Batman & Ironman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, A. E. Stark/Tony
No Escape by sentinel10 reviews
Had he not been a love sick puppy for so long the wolf inside her would have claimed him for herself a long time ago. There was a reason she was made and she was going to find out just how important she was. LEMON. Leah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,846 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
2110 by Fluff Muffin reviews
One hundred years later, reality sinks in. Here's a hint - Bella regrets it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Your body is a wonderland by hilja reviews
He has never dreamed anything like that before, but what is that sticky mess on his sheets? Starts off when Jacob has his first wet dream. Jacob getting sex ed from Billy, later from his friends and eventually a certain she-wolf.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,392 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jacob, Leah
Matrimoanal Blisters by SEZCPL reviews
A couple check into a hotel. It's obvious to all that this is a relationship built on sand - probably of the 'quick' variety. What is Derek doing married to the cute brunette with the blue eyes. And why is everything not quite as it seems? - DASEY
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 128,102 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
i taught your boyfriend that thing you like by pearlbutton328 reviews
She's staring at her from across the room as if Sam cares that she's Freddie's girlfriend. As if that would make a difference.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,013 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
The Locket by SwagSammich78 reviews
An inheritance from her great-grandmother has always dominated her life. Add in exposed secrets, a chain of murders, and a practically forbidden love? Well it had only been a matter of time. Rules, after all, were made to be broken. AU?
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 128,247 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Jazmine D., Huey F. - Complete
…the forest for the trees… by pigwiz reviews
A perfect storm could be, the perfect storm. Now, finaly finished! I PROMISE! :
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Eddie's Little Secret by jajo reviews
What is real and what is fiction? Bc right now Edward is a player with a harem of 8 women, Bella could care less about Edward's love life, Emmett and Jasper are the perfect couple, Alice is an ice queen clueless about her looks, & Rosalie can avoid love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,733 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Chasing Pavements by OrganizedMess reviews
What if the cure of an imprint is jealousy? leah/embry, leah/jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,621 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
She Hates Me by HM Grayson reviews
Nessie always knew Leah didn't like her, even when everyone else pretended it wasn't true. It just took her much longer than she thought it did to figure out why.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 184,694 - Reviews: 1777 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
How to Babysit the Freeman Boys by Shedemei reviews
Granddad has yet another date that was set up via Internet, and of course that means he has to find someone to babysit Huey and Riley without disaster striking. Fortunately, Granddad may have finally found the perfect babysitter. Rated for language.
Boondocks - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Huey F., Riley F. - Complete
Goodnight and Good Luck by SwagSammich78 reviews
Insomnia is something that Huey Freeman can't seem to get rid of. Only he may have finally found his cure. Useless oneshot right hurrr yo :
Boondocks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Huey F., Jazmine D. - Complete
iLove You by JamesLily96 reviews
This is a songfic to 100 Years-Five for Fighting. Moments throughout Sam and Freddie's life together as they get older.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Persuasion by SEZCPL reviews
At the age of 19, Casey made a decision and for 15 years she has had to live with the consequences. Now, in her early thirties, with a successful career and a stable if incomplete life she will be forced to deal with her demons or should that be demon?
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,673 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Casey M., Derek V. - Complete
Making it Work by thatcoolkids96 reviews
The war is over and the gang can finally relax in a world of peace, or so they thought. When the price of world peace is far more than the group originally bargained for, tough sacrifices must be made to appease the feuding nations. Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 149,170 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
This Place Is A Zoo! by Starquilter57 reviews
Sequel to Little Prince Charming, Spock's first visit Earth and first stay at the Vulcan Embassy. Mostly Amanda's POV, Chapt. 12 Final Chapter Heading back to Vulcan
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,187 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Amanda G., Spock - Complete
Oppressed by Love by Jade-Ocean333 reviews
Jacob and Leah have spent six years struggling to survive as a pack. Told through Leah's swearing, violent, and somewhat depraved mind, a story of promiscuous vampire spawn, egocentric werewolves, and the fight to break free of the chains formed by love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,515 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
The Good Looking Loony Toons Stalker Guy by jajo reviews
Ever wondered why Jasper and Alice are perfect for each other. He calms her down and keeps her grounded. Duh! But why is Jasper so attracted to Alice? Best Crackfic WIP Twific Indie Award Winner!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,798 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Last Light by X5 - 452 reviews
Sequel to Rising Sun. Leah's story ended with Rising Sun, but the pups story is only just beginning. They are all grown up, but they still have a long way to go.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,463 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Does Everyone Get Their Turn? by fluppy reviews
The story of Leah Clearwater - finally her chance - but will things go as hoped? Check out my profile for various tie ins.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 48,003 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Leah, Nahuel - Complete
Secluded Spaces by Lady Azura reviews
Casey SHOULD HAVE been in the gymnasium, dancing the night away with Truman. Instead, she found herself in an empty classroom, making out with none other than Derek Venturi.
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
The Story of the Moral by Another Duck reviews
Spoilers for series finale. Azula-centric, non-shipping fic, although that doesn't exclude relationships. A light-hearted but analytical in-depth view of what happens with Azula on her adventures after the series finale.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,070 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Azula, Sokka - Complete
Know For Sure reviews
Add sex to a friendship and stir. Well that's how you get an intimate relationship, right? Oh Tori and Andre, still can't figure it out.. And everyone else is off their rockers. Tandre. Beckx? Jadex? Catx? Robbiex? ...and Sinjin? Nah no Sinjin.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - André H., Tori V.