"I was waiting for you. You're not easy to find. You're lucky I'm patient." - A story about the past, present, and what always will be, through death or otherwise.- Kakuzu's life has gone through many changes lately: from finding love to almost losing it. One thing remains certain in these uncertain times. He and Hidan will be together forever, Until Death Do They Part.

King Bradley forgot that he ever was human or married. Father died and Bradley is nothing but Wrath, working as a pawn for some Xin's bandit. But his wife, even though she learned of the lies, wants him back.

Itachi is 15 and Kisame is 27 but Itachi has a crush on Kisame. Feelings will be tested and rules will be broken as the two play a part in their battle. Kisame will battle to stay neutral while Itachi will battle to make him fall head over heels. Yaoi AU.

When Pein decides to leave the base for a bit and go on a mission, only terrible things can follow! Usual implied Akatsuki pairings, but mostly utter nonsense

Deidara is a war trophy for the Natura nation. Sasori is a highly respected knight for the ruler of this nation. What happens when Deidara is bought by Sasori? Will love ensue or will Sasori work Deidara to death? Is better then sounds. Sasodei M for latr

Equius doesn't approve of Nepeta's potential matesprits. Oneshot, Equius/Nepeta.

Hidan love kakuzu but kakuzu only care about hidan's ass. It is a story of love and the courage of friends.

You've seen the Battle of the Sexes and the Battle of the Species... But the Battle of Semes vs. Ukes? Romantic-Comedy fic with different characters from different fandoms competing. Which side will you root for?

"Money can only get you so many things. Family isn't one of them." But it wouldn't stop Deidara from trying. SasoDei

Konan, being the only female in Akatsuki, notices something about her teammates... They are all GAY! So, what does she do with this information? Follow along with Akatsuki's signature faghag and her diary to find out! There may be smut. Complete!

an ArmstrongxEnvy based off of the same RP as anime-fan-willa's, that was one of the funniest nights of my life...aaaah...well anyhow, read laugh enjoy review. thanks bye! :D

Armstrong gets turned on early in the morning by his uke, Envy, and spills coffee on his shirt. He removes it which turns Envy on, and the two have sex on the kitchen table! Written for the Armstrong and Envy on FaceBook who are engaged and soon to be wed

Uchiha Mikoto is a woman with a plan: get Itachi and crazy Uncle Madara's bodyguard together...at all costs. And she doesn't care how much she has to embarrass Itachi to accomplish her aim. The ends justify the means...more or less. Kinda cracky. KisaIta.

Or: Secret Armstrong Family Technique. Ross, Armstrong, mild Hawkeye/Ross. Humor.

20 ways to piss off Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, Hidan, Itachi, Kisame, Pein, Konan, Zestu, and yes, even Tobi. WARNING MANY YAOI RELATED JOKES,IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOU DON'T READ! Also there will be character bashing. Discontinued to be posted on DeviantArt.

Kakuzu comes home from work late one night only to find his young son waiting eagerly for him, having a few questions to ask him. -In which Kakuzu learns family is more important than money-

No. Danna will find me, he'll be here.' He reassures himself. 'Sasori-danna.. I have to wait for him... I have to stay alive, he'll save me from this. He won't let them...' He dares not finish the sentance, not even in thought. SasoDei, Yaoi, M for theme

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