Rockehhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Naruto. Name: Lisa Lee x Gaara Hibari x Ryohei Gokudera x Yamamoto Kiba x Kankuro Hidan x Kakuzu |
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The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
One shots: Neji and Tenten by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 248,173 - Reviews: 2677 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Virgin Diaries by Firithnovwen reviews
When it comes to certain things Sakura preferred to keep them to herself as such as her virginity status but all of that would change on her 21 birthday when her friends and practically half the ninjas population decided to make it their business.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,005 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Inu Iruka by Inuyasha Uzumaki reviews
Naruto and Sasuke notice Kakashi likes Iruka, and Iruka possibly likes Kakashi back. Problem is, they're too stupid to do anything about it themselves. So, taking Kyuubi's advice, Naruto decides to step in and make it happen...by turning Iruka into a dog.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Identity Crisis by Kalachuchi reviews
/SasuNaru/ For the record, Uchiha Sasuke is not gay. Now if only he could stop his racing hormones whenever Naruto's around, then convincing himself he's straight would be so much easier. /for catharticdeficit/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,441 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/13/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Ducklings Strike Back by SkyKissed reviews
The ducklings were tired of falling prey to the endless arguements of their superiors, so with Wilson, they came up with a plan to stop it.Namely, get them together. Unfortunately, a few unforeseen complications arose. Figures. Huddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,397 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/18/2007 - G. House, L. Cuddy
Bound to love? by Maydrei reviews
When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,117 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Not For Those Easily Squicked by Hanka K reviews
A new era of fanfiction-writing has just begun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Scratching the Itch by Rallalon reviews
Her mum had always told her that blokes had only one thing on their minds, but this was taking it to an entirely new level.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,225 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sex Change of Hogwarts by Caspre reviews
Thanks to Malfoy, Harry's been cursed into a girl! His revenge..seducing him--but there are other things to consider..like Malfoy's sex-appeal that he just cannot ignore..and of course the guys' reaction in his dorm when he wants to get changed! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,988 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hospitalized by AttentionDeficitDisorder reviews
After Neji's brush with death at Kidomaru's hands, Shikamaru's visiting his friends. When he comes in to see Neji and keeps coming, Neji can't help but wonder what friendship is, and how far it will go. ShikaNeji Fluff Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Daily Happenings of Konoha by supersabaku reviews
“Urgh! No! My eyes, MY HOLY EYES! AHH! No! MY HOLY LIFE!” 15 to 20 chpts NaruHina SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaIno RomanceHumour fic :D Chpt 5's up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,923 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Unexpected by What a Rubber Chicken reviews
It hadn't been anything like what she had imagined. The morning after, Sakura reminisces. One-shot. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Black Box by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
.AU. The relaxing school trip atmosphere kind of died after the plane went down. Just how long can a group of angry, emotionally unprepared teenagers survive before they kill themselves…or each other? .SasuNaru.ShikaTema.GaaraNeji.Other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Beginning by Guardian of Jupiter reviews
Kakashi saw something that night. And his whole perspective changed. ok... now it is a blatantly KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,776 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Shovels by Atopos reviews
A drabble about Kakuzu and Hidan walking around with a shovel. Warning: Hidan's in it, so what do you think?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,046 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Lover's Dozen by Orange Dive reviews
They gave me a rose. And Another. And Another. I was starting to think I had a stalker stalk me, but they seemed to close to be a stalker. An obsessive friend? Theres so many to single out. But I didn't have to. They delivered the last one themselves.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,415 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tobi's Buffet by Gabbyrella reviews
Akatsuki meal time is very......Interesting. Rated K plus for Hidan's potty mouth and labeled Crack fic. COMPLETE PEEPS!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Obito U. - Complete
Proper Young Ladies by lovingmylife reviews
Tenten Sakura Ino & hinata must learn to behave like proper young ladies for a new misson. Can they learn all the customs in just three days with distrations like boys new friends & people all critizing how they look? complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,633 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Complete
Of Troublesome Weeks by elementBLUE reviews
When it rained, it poured. It was troublesome, but she was probably worth it. [ShikaIno]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Crossing the Line by loverofallthingschocolate reviews
Carrying her home? Fine. Coming inside her apartment for some dango? Fine. But kissing her on the lips as he was leaving and then running away and repeatedly hitting his head against the wall of his apartment? Not so fine. KakaSaku other pairings inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,147 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Taken By Force by Fallen to Earth reviews
When a simple surveillance mission goes horribly wrong, Sakura finds herself in the clutches of none other than the infamous Akatsuki! How does she cope with the very people she sought to destroy? Perhaps the Akatsuki are not as they seem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 37,053 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Many, Awkward Adventures of Neji and Tenten by 4give4get reviews
Neji is in love with Tenten, can she come to love him back? And when she does, how far will she go to have him? Apparently, not very far....Humor and randomness! NejiTen, slight InoShika, NaruHina, SakuLee. LAST CHAPTER POSTED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,697 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Persuade Me by Aurifex reviews
[KakuHidan] Hopefully SOMETHING can make Kakuzu pay for it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Gai and Lee's Evil Plans by Vampy285 reviews
Neji and Tenten are close team mates. Now Gai and Lee try many stupid plans to get them to be more. NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tuesdays, as in Team Ten by nazzy and jerkez reviews
Shikamaru remembers getting drunk, passing out and kissing his teammate. And not necessarily in that order — ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Wilted Sunflowers by megzx reviews
Sakura is depressed and sick of life. She slowly and desturctively tears herself away from the world. A boy she doesn't even know steps into her life at the wrong time, how far will he go in order to save her? GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,553 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Twirlygigs and Gizzards by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura, fed up with the romance interests in her life, decides to drag Gaara around town. Not too complicated, so why is everyone so confused? [SakuGaar][Chapter 12 is up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,836 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2309 - Favs: 5,565 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Exiled by brevityofwit reviews
Shikamaru gets kicked out of his apartment for the weekend by his roommate and has to find a place to stay and ends up in Neji's place. What will happen next? Only time will tell... NejiShika with a hint of SasuNaru, ChoIno, ShinoKiba, and who knows what
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,077 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
An Extremely Awkward Problem by Lynlyn-maru reviews
Ino tries out a forbidden technique on Shikamaru...and they find themselves in a very awkward perdicament! How long are they going to be stuck? InoShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,491 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 5,943 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
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Milk and Kisses reviews
Shikamaru cant sleep, and Ino's determined to find out why. ShikaIno T for caution. Probably OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
You could just stay reviews
Formerly Why are you still here?. Gaara is found unconcious is a clearing, and Sakura must care for him. But what happens when he has to live with her? And will Naruto bring Sasuke back? Rated T for unknown future. GaaSak, maybe more. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
The Truth of a Dream reviews
A face haunt Neji's dream. A girl he swears he has never met. But whats this feeling for her and why does he feel like he knows her well? And what happens when Lee and Gai plot to create love? NejixTenten, other minor pairings. My second fic, please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Neji H., Tenten