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Joined 01-02-10, id: 2200460, Profile Updated: 01-06-13
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hiya dudes.

I'm really tired while writing this.

Age: 18

Gender: Last I checked I was a girl. You never know though, the most random things happen in life.

Interests: I love my dog. He is my ultimate sweatheart. And I like reading. And doing things. Oh, and I like singing. I like politics, and I dislike it when people are being unreasonable. Or, wait, scratch that. Unreasonable can be fun, as long as it's not too serious. And I want to become a worldknown author so that I can do a bunch of things for other people with the money I get.

Dislikes: when people are mean to me. I easily get annoyed by people who can't admit they're wrong, and I get annoyed with myself when I can't admit I'm wrong. I also dislike any type of humiliation towards any person in any form. No matter what. :) And I also dislike nuts. Other than that, I like pretty much everything.

Favorite couple: I'll like any couple, as long as the story and plot is well written. I'd say, the odder the pair the more challenging, aka interesting, the story. For some reason though, I don't fancy reading yaoi. Nothing against it, but I tend to not read it.

Oh, and feel free to PM me. I love talking to people :)

Keep up with all the good work all you fanfic writers out there! :D

Toodles :)

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Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,268 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Shortcake by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
It's bad enough I'm stuck at the height of 5 foot 1. It's worse that I got saddled with the nickname "Shortcake". But developing a crush on an eccentric detective, and having said crush arrest you on suspicion of being Kira? Yep, that takes the cake.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,603 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - L
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Love Lockdown by Lady Silvamord reviews
They say it takes a village to raise a child. Similarly, it takes the entirety of Akatsuki to help Itachi get the girl. ItaSaku, complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,700 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 6,530 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,920 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 5,350 - Follows: 769 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Little Moon reviews
To Sakura's dismay, it was clear that they were destined for each other. But if their union would help her protect those who were precious to her, she wasn't going to back down. Was previously titled Flowers and Demons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,085 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Even the Gods are lunatics sometimes reviews
After causing rebellion, a God's Guardian is punished into choosing a human master to serve. SasuSaku. Rating might change in the future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Say what? reviews
Sakura is grounded. When her parents go on a trip they employ two - as Sakura calls them - babysitters to keep an eye on her. Who would've guessed that the babysitters go and fall in love with her? MultiSaku, major SasuSaku and NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sakura H.
Conquering The Obstacles reviews
Suddenly Sakura finds herself drifting off to unconsciousness draped over the shoulder of a very intimidating man. How did it end up that way? HidanxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan