Author has written 4 stories for Vampire Academy.
Hey, my infos at the bottom
Level 1
() Smoked A Cigarette
() Smoked A Cigar
() Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 0
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) dumped someone
() Shoplifted
() Been Fired
() Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 2
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
() Skipped Class
() Slept With A Co-worker
() Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 3
Level 4
() Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
(x) Been To Paris
() Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 5
Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
() Been Snowboarding
() Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 7
Level 7
() Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (Tylenol counts)
() Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
() Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 9
Level 8
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding (offroading)
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 14
Level 9
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
() Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
() Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 17
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
() Felt An Earthquake
() Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 18
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
() Been Robbed / Vandalized
() Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 20
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
() Been Suspended From School
() Had Detention
() Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 21
Level 13
() Had / Have Braces
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 22
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
() Pole Danced
() Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 25
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 30
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 35
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
() Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 38
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
SO FAR: 42
Level 19
() Crashed A Party
() Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
(x) Been Humped By A Monkey LOL! NOT FUN!!!!!
SO FAR: 45
Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
() Jumped Off A Bridge
() Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins..
SO FAR: 46
Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
() Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 49
Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
()Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
() Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 51
Level 24
() Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 54
Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
() Gone Streaking
() Visited Jail
SO FAR: 56
Level 26
() Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
() Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 59
Level 27
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
() Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 63
Level 28
() Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
() Gone Skinny Dipping
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
() Tried to hurt yourself
SO FAR: 67
Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
() Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
() Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 70
Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
() Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR : 74
Level 32
() Been shot at/or at gunpoint
() Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
() Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 76 hmmm
Stereotypes are HURTFUL and often WRONG. The ones in bold font apply to me.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUSt be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm part RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm part GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be a vampire.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST be a prostitute.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm part WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I CURSE so I MUST have no respect.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
Instructions: Put your iPod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops up is the answer to each question:
What song describes me?
How do I see myself?
She's a genius-Jet LOL! So right!
What do my friends really think of me?
I kissed a girl-Katy Perry Well...
How is my life going right now?
I'm Yours- jason Mraz
What will my life be like?
Wakin Up in Vegas-Katy Perry Uh oh...
How can I make myself happy?
Carry On- Amy Meredith
What should I do with my life?
Trouble Maker- Weezer well..
What is some good advice for me?
Don't Panic- Coldplay- OMG! Im taking exams at the moment :)
What is my favourite song?
I Need a Doctor- Dr Dre
Do people secretly lust after me?
Out of My Mind-James Blunt- I find that offensive * sniff sniff*
What type of men/women do I like?
TThe Greatest Man That Ever Lived- Weezer- LOL!
Will I get married?
Yes-Coldplay- YAY!!!
What would you sing to your significant other right now?
Teenage Dream-Katy Perry- makes sense, I guess
What is my signature dancing song?
New In Town-Little Boots- WE actually danced to that at dancing lessons the other day
What is my current theme song?
Love Story- Taylor Swift
How will I die?
Russian Roulette-Rihannna D: Thats not good...
How will I be remembered?
Sway-Micheal Buble- I actually want to be a professional dancer one day :)
What song will play at my funeral?
This Heart Attack-Faker- hmmm, fitting, I suppose
What song will play at my wedding?
Starstruckk- 3OH!3 feat Katy Perry I am NOT dancing to that song at my WEDDING!!!!
What is my day going to be like?
Bad Day-Daniel Powter- Awww
What will tomorrow bring?
The Last Day On Earth-Kate Miller Hiedke- Well, shit,
Im ells. I love Vampire Academy, Mortal Instruments, NOT Twilight! I love reading, writing, dancing,swimming, netball,rockclimbing, horse riding, abseiling, hiking, camping, gossiping and SHOPPING:) I'm short 5, 5, :( Im thinnish, but could probably lose a couple kilos, brown hair with blechy blond highlights in summer and cool really dark colour in winter. Green eyes( Like adrian's :) and totally awesome nails.
I love red and purple, but don't mind white or black either. I actually am a girly girl, and proud of it! In love with Adrian and Dimitri and I swear, Jace is my long lost twin! He's just like me 0_o I recently started writing fanfic, after reading it for AGES! Mom doesn't like me writing and Dad's clueless! I just sneak on when Mom's not looking:)
I LOVE REVIEWS!! THEY ARE LIKE AIR TO ME! I NEED THEM TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!
I will be so surprised if anyone actually reads this. But you should really
READ FINDING OUT THE HARD WAY!!! Please!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxox ells