Hello! Read below for info:

My Status:

I have been neglecting HMFLY. I'm sorry to all of my readers and plan on updating this weekend. So check back around Sunday night! LOL.

FanFics Status:

So Much For Happy Thoughts: Complete and sufficiently reviewed. =)

Not So Sweet and Innocent After All: Complete. Still wanting experienced smut writers to read and review. If that's you, click it and read! Thanks.

One Last Breath: Complete. Starved of reviews! Surely someone will read it and review? Please? C'mon, angst lovers unite!!

Hate Myself For Loving You: In-Progress. May soon undergo name change. Suggestions? Reviews are loved, of course!

Lunchtime: Dumb name, I know. Ignore it. My second ever smut scene, wanting constructive criticism.

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Ideas for Future Fics:

Thunder:A song fic (I'm thinking SB/JP...) set to the song Thunder by Boys Like Girls (Irony much?). If you got that lame joke, here's a cookie!

Not Named Yet: I feel like I have to write a JP/LE fic. I don't have an idea or anything, but I hope to write a few over the summer. Wish me luck!

Ships:

Harry Potter: Everything, except Remus/Tonks, Pettigrew/Anyone

Lord of the Rings: Frodo/Sam, Merry/Pippin, Legolas/Aragorn

Things in Fanfic I Can't Stand And Reasons Why:

Remus/Tonks: In the 5th book, Tonks was very childish (she was very young). Then in HBP, she was all mopey and brought up her little crush at a very inappropriate time. And in DH, she was happy because she got her way. So that's why I don't like this ship.

Pettigrew: Eh, I just don't like him. He's just a loser. Granted, the story would be dull if he hadn't done what he did, but still.

Mary-Sues: I absolutely LOATHE Mary-Sues. I would rather Remus be with Tonks than Brenda or Christine. And, trust me, that is saying something...

Uhh, a little about me:

I mainly read RL/SB. I love it and it's totally canon to me. I'm sorry if you don't like that ship, but it's all I have written thus far, excluding One Last Breath.

I love the Marauders (except Peter). They were awesome... RIP you guys! I love you!

I love long reviews, whether they're critical or not. So never hesitate to review!

One day, I hope to be an author. Keep that a secret, though. Nobody in my family or any of my friends know. They think I wanna be a lawyer. =D

I am of an age between 12 and 18. Care to take a guess?

I have some weird-ass friends. They're so cool, though. How else would they be friends with me? LOL

I obsess over everything. Mainly fictional people. LOL. Such as Sirius, Remus, James, Frodo, Samwise, King Arthur, Sir Lancealot... You get the idea.

I always groan when I read a fanfic with the "classic" pun using Sirius' name. I say I hate it, but I always at least smile when I see it and if I see it I'm 75 more likely to review. And, yes, I made that percentage up.

I own a Pomchi or Chiapom (whichever you prefer). Look it up if you don't know what it is. I named mine Remus.

Name: Morgan
Birthday: June 1st
Current Favorite Song: Thunder by Boys Like Girls
Favorite Drink: Mountain Dew
Favorite Movie: LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring
Favorite Color: Red

Notes, Rants, and Updates:

I'm sorry I haven't updated HMFLY. I will try to update soon. I promise. =

Why aren't more people reviewing OLB and NSSAIAA? They've been up forever! If you read one of these stories, please review. Not because I'm addicted to reviews, but because I want more people's opinions on how I did. They are my first dark and smut fics, after all.

My Copy and Paste Things:

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

-I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
-I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
-We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
-The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
-I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my 'kind.'
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
-I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
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I, Morgan, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

Can anyone say "Tonks"? LMAO.