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Joined 07-27-07, id: 1336292
Author has written 2 stories for Prison Break.

Greetings, fellow FanFiction(ers?)

As you can see buy my stories, I am a Prison Break nut, and I love anything and everything to do with Prison. And Break. I hope to write many more stories for FanFiction...

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Michael Scofield once said:

"It's just math."

To that, Fernando Sucre asked:

"What happens if your math is wrong?"

To that, Michael Scofield replied:

"Then we hit one of dozens of gas pipes. It explodes and we're all burned alive."

To that, Fernando Sucre replied:

"But you're good at Maths, right?"

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I like MiSa, don't get me wrong, but I find it hard to write. I mean honestly, who can write MiSa easy? Writing Michael Scofield and what goes on in his head is hard enough (laughs).

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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoyingTrix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. I don't know what Trix is, but I've seen it on Family Guy haha.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! ...Yes (nods head as if understands)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. Yeah, I love it when that happens, and then everybody around you starts laughing, not because they think something is funny, but because you're funny when your laughing.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. I go on everyday, and have tantrums when faepunk hasn't updated his or her Pretty story.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. HAHA! SHAME YOU MINDLESS DRONES!!! But, you know, I think the only people who haven't got this on their fanfiction profile are the people who haven't seen it, because guys, lets face it. All of those people in cliques, I am certain that they don't go on fanfiction. I'm a nerd, (but I have friends) and I'm proud of it...

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile. Yes. The sad thing is that it took me a year to figure out that the door on the RIGHT is the door that moves first. Even now, I still have trouble...

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. I know people who metaphorically speaking, should be run over by a bus. But I wouldn't wish death on anyone. Like, say, if I was standing in front of this person that I hate, and I had a gun, I couldn't shoot them. Kinda like Michael Scofield...

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? I reckon they can't function on their own...

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. You realise, that by putting this on your profile, it's not being very unique... I'm ashamed of you.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. Haha, fun...

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. Yes, to outsiders, we are weird, but amongst ourselves, we are perfectly normal.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. What am I doing, RIGHT NOW?

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My name is Emma I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sartichokeing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sartichoke to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Emma And I am but three, Tonight my daddy murrdered me.

ABUSE AND VIOLENCE IN THE HOME IS NOT OK. REPORT IT.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

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Prison Race! by minalei reviews
Hosted by Westmoreland, the characters embark on a dangerous, yet humourous jounrey accross the country in order to get ahold of Westmoreland's 5 million.
Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007
Pretty by faepunk reviews
Complete. Michael had many secrets. Everybody wanted a piece…and all he wanted was to save his brother, get his girl, and be normal, for once. Not the 'pretty boy', and not the man who was hiding all those secrets. But nothing keeps forever, even secrets.
Prison Break - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 72 - Words: 85,324 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
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Blade's and Mistrust reviews
Michael orders a blade from TBag, and Sucre finds it a few days later. It comes with a note from TBag, brining up all sorts of questions about Michael and Sucre's friendship.
Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
After the Escape reviews
Before he goes to prison, Michael buys a huge house in Panama. Now, after the escape, Michael lives in the house with everyone he escaped with, minus some, plus some...
Prison Break - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/2/2007
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