CausticCottonballs
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 09-09-12, id: 4248557, Profile Updated: 07-23-14

"We're all mad here..."

As my pseudonym may suggest, I enjoy witty wordplay. I am also quite random. I am easily distrac- Oh look, pens.

Where was I?

I am a nerd.

Science, Math, History, Fandoms, Poetry, Literature, Taking Over the World, Comics, and... oh.

Taking Over the World

I would like to take a moment to tell our buddies at the NSA that I am not yet a super-villain. (I'm too poor for that.)

I don't usually share my writing, but this does not mean that I won't post any of my work, just not a lot of it.

I recently found a lot of "write-like" fan-poems from back when I was in middle school. I will most likely post these, as they are adorable, and who doesn't love adorable things?

(Ulfric Stormcloak. That's who. He's too busy with his sexy voice.)

Tasertricks? I SHIPS IT.

Zelink? Oh yeah.

Fem!Link? Fem!HarryPotter? PROTAGONISTICLY POWERFUL FEMALES (in my fave fandoms)? OF COURSE I LOVE THEM!

Mama Coulson? YES PLEASE.

Badass Toddlers? I'd read that.

Science? I DIE WITHOUT IT.

Samuel L. Jackson monologues? I'M TIRED OF THESE -- QUESTIONS ON THIS -- PROFILE!!! (So, yes.)

Have fun, destroy stuff, burn stuff, whatever.

Read on, my minions.

Mwahahaha

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Forever Vigilant: The Immortal Coil by Alya Kihaku reviews
Eleanor Howlett, sister of Wolverine and Sabretooth, is an Agent of the S.S.R. working with Howard Stark and Dr. Erskine. While helping Colonel Phillips train the Super Soldier candidates she finds herself rooting for Steve Rogers. Follow them as they charge head first into something neither of them had ever thought possible. *currently on X-Men: First Class*
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 180,026 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., OC
Forged by darksidecoug reviews
"'Do not act as if you know who I am,' I commanded. Link looked into my eyes for the first time in over a year. 'But I do.'" Zelda schemes to finally understand why this one soldier refuses to acknowledge her, not realizing she might be better off not knowing. Set several years after Link was sent back as a child in OoT.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,892 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 7/16/2014
She's Adopted by fluffykitty12 reviews
Tony Stark was Iron Man- Billionare, Playboy, Philanthropist. After a chance encounter with a 12-year old girl with ambition, tragedy and fate bring them together. With no idea how to be a father, can Tony find his place? After all she's been through, will 12-year old Amy finally find someone to call Dad? Warning- some language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 114,334 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 8/26/2016 - Published: 6/17/2014
The Stark Household: Childhood Misadventures by Selene Illusinia reviews
[Darcy Stark] The adventures and misadventures of Tony and Pepper as they work to raise Tony's daughter, Darcy. Beginning of the new Darcy Stark series, spun off of the More Than She Seems.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,011 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/19/2015 - Published: 5/6/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper, Darcy L.
What if? by acompletenerd reviews
What if Loki won the battle of New York City? Forced to flee, what would become of the Avengers? What would become of NYC? How would the city recover? This fan fiction answers those questions through the story of a woman, Anya Marvel, who ends up being connected to just about everyone. [Rating T for cursing and heavier topics later. Please R&R.] Completed. Sequel coming.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 125,628 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Agent Phil Coulson, OC
Steve Rogers Is Not a Woman by AlienTourist reviews
Steve Rogers was not a woman, no matter what anybody else said. Or what his body looked like. (Transgender male Steve.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Early Retirement by Secondary Luminescence reviews
Ten years into her peaceful life in New York City, Cathryn Potter is found. Willing to do almost anything to stay hidden from the world she left behind after discovering her immortality, she finds herself working alongside god and mortal alike in an effort to protect the world from alien invasion. Fem!Harry, some adult themes, swearing, and mention of suicide. Sequel (part I) up.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,073 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Adventures of Alyssa Williams…err… Stark by Katherine Michaela reviews
I am currently locked in a closet at a self proclaimed genius-playboy-billionaire-philanthropist's Malibu mansion. With said self proclaimed genius-playboy-billionaire-philanthropist. Why you ask? Because apparently he is my father and I am his daughter. Yes, my life is warped indeed. Meet Alyssa. and her life is now full of marvelous adventures.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 75 - Words: 166,435 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P., OC - Complete
Hearing Damage by Amelia St.Claire reviews
Aboard the Helicarrier resides Agent Tess Lane, code named "Blaze", an X-gene carrier who can manipulate energy. An outcast of the base, Tess is strong willed, intelligent... and deaf. Then enters the Avengers, who turn her already odd life upside down. Can she help them defeat the Chitauri? And maybe help out a lonely doctor? Bruce/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,165 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., OC - Complete
His Precious Daughter by court2010 reviews
Lily Snape is murdered by Voldemort. The-Girl-Who-Lived must go to the Dursley's for protection, but Severus can't stand that; one night he rescues his daughter and then raises her, but that isn't exactly easy. Follows book
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,968 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: The Circle of Destiny by KeriPeardon reviews
Over the centuries, Link and Zelda have reincarnated many times, and in each life they're forced to face a great catastrophe. They've always saved the world, but never fulfilled their true destiny. Now, they face a darkness so great, it threatens not only to destroy the world, but also their ability to be reborn. If they don't succeed this time, they never will. (Orig storyline)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 475,475 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Ganondorf, Link, Zelda - Complete
Forever Vigilant by Alya Kihaku reviews
Eleanor Howlett, sister to Wolverine and Sabertooth, finds herself in the S.S.R. with Colonel Phillips and Howard Stark. While helping Dr. Erskine find the candidate for the Super Soldier she meets Steve Rogers. Through the trials of Captain America they find themselves charging head first into something neither of them expected. Steve Rogers/OC DISCONTINUED- REWRITE IS UP
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 221,270 - Reviews: 1791 - Favs: 1,695 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Reliant by CuppaTea13 reviews
After their parents' deaths, siblings Clint and Arlie Barton were lost to each other. Years later, after joining SHIELD, Clint finds her again. This is their story. (Rated T to be safe.) ON HIATUS, BUT I VOW, I WILL RETURN
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 164,030 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Agent Phil Coulson
The Choices We Make by Wolfgirl220 reviews
What if Erik's daughter had not only lived... but was human? Starts after First Class.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,928 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Super Dad by mwwhitacre reviews
Captain Steve Rogers, the first Avenger. We all know him in his role as a superhero, but what about an equally challenging role: a single parent. Steve learns that it takes a village, or a tower of superheroes, to raise a child. Series of one-shots.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 83,300 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Honestly,Tony by HiddenEye reviews
"Stark, I order you to put that dildo down this instance." One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Another Stark One by Darcy Lewis-Stark reviews
They never knew. No one knew. Except for Happy and Pepper. No one knew that beneath that genius, playboy, billionaire, philanthropist was a deep secret. Tony is not the last Stark. Somewhere in the world, someone shares the same blood as him. Tony Stark has a daughter... and it's Darcy Lewis. First fanfic.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 172,936 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Darcy L., Iron Man/Tony S.
In the Middle of Her Night by EmmaLynn Kay reviews
She's a tomboy. She doesn't like to wear dresses, she doesn't like to have her hair long. Her mother's long past sick of it, but in all seriousness, it just makes Bucky's life easier. The story of Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers. If Bucky was a girl.
Crossover - Avengers & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/19/2014 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier, Captain America/Steve R.
White Out by xFearlesssmilex reviews
Based on spoilers for 4x02. Emma is trapped in the Ice Cave with Elsa and uses her Walkie Talkie to communicate with David. When she begins to fear for her life, she speaks to a very worried Killian. Cuddles after.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Whopper by XiaoHuo reviews
Clint and Natasha decide to have some fun at McDonalds. "I'll have a Whopper, please" Clint says.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Back In My Day by acompletenerd reviews
How Fury lost his eye according to a gossiping retired SHIELD agent. This one-shot fits in after chapter 17 from my fan fiction 'What it' The one-shot stands alone, although feel free to read the story. I do not own the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Nick F., OC - Complete
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by AchievingKitKat reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 25,915 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
if you told me to die for you (I would) by AlienTourist reviews
Bucky takes out his hatred of himself on Bucky Bears. Post-Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Complete
Daughter of Iron Man by Harpiebird reviews
After the events in New Mexico, Phil Coulson and Nick Fury learn something about Foster's intern. What happens when they tell Stark? Spoilers from The Avengers and Iron Man 3.
Crossover - Ironman & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony] Jane F., Darcy L. - Complete
Pieces by 4753256386 reviews
The princess was not herself. She hadn't been for quite some time. Bigender Zelda-as-Sheik drabble.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Zelda, Sheik - Complete
The Devil's Daughter by alcimines reviews
Logan and Natasha have known one another for a long time. This is a love story, but not the kind of love story you might expect.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Logan/Wolverine, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Loyalty and Unity by Hopeful Puppy reviews
The boys of the Second Year Gryffindor Dorm got a truly awful shock when they learned that Harri was actually short for Harriet. Still, like the true Gryffindors they are, they're sticking with her and taking it one day at a time. After all, Harri needs all the support and protection she can get. (FemHarry)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Ron W. - Complete
Katie Stark by supernaturallymarvelous reviews
This is a story about Katie Stark. Did you know Tony had a sister? Neither did the Avengers. Steve/OC eventually. Pepperony of course. Rated M because of language and things to come in later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,358 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Tainted Blood by Seldavia reviews
The seven-year war has ended, and Zelda lost. After she lays Link to rest, she decides to stay in Hyrule, even if it is now in the hands of another. After all, at the End, she has nothing left to lose...does she?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,759 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Zelda, Ganondorf
Ways To Annoy A Non-Potterhead by Rupert Grint's Biggest Fan reviews
How do you annoy someone who hates Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of the Bag by iibnf reviews
Teen Snape tries to rescue a cat from being transfigured. Snape fic (gen) This story was written as part of my obligation to the Severus Snape Fuh-Q-Fest. Thanks to TillyTilly for beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Babysitting by mannd1068 reviews
Babysitting kids was not the job of a superspy, even if the kid is cute and in danger. A 30 day drabble chain fic from thekloset Yahoo group
Crossover - James Bond & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 13,353 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - James Bond/007, Harry P.
Name Changes are Confusing by Selene Illusinia reviews
[Darcy Stark] Darcy decides to change her name to the legal one. Media chaos, betting, and the verbal pummeling of a reporter ensues.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/15/2013 - [C. Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy L.] [Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Many Last Names of Darcy Lewis by 8. B. R. Adford reviews
When Phil arrived at the hospital after a woman claimed to have secretly had Tony Stark's child, he hadn't planned on taking it, hadn't planned on being a father, and certainly hadn't planned on raising the genius known as Darcy Lewis at SHIELD. But Coulson knows that very little goes as planned. Coulson!Dad/Darcy, Stark!Dad/Darcy, Darcy/Steve (Working on a huge update 05/17/2014)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 67,763 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Darcy L., Agent Coulson, C. Barton/Hawkeye
Charlotte Francine Xavier by Blind Author reviews
Complete. Genderswap, mature themes. Written for a kinkmeme prompt, looking at the events of the movie if Charles had been a woman. This story will also have the psychic-bond trope, as well as being a shameless fix-it fic. Erik/always-a-girl-Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,676 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
A Thousand Years by AVeryBlueGirl reviews
Charlotte Xavier never expected to find herself assisting the CIA as a telepath. Then again, she hadn't really considered the possibility of finding others mutants like her and Raven. Of all things, she never expected Erik Lehnsherr, nor the effects he would have on the rest of her life.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,489 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Who By Fire by wayward-river reviews
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - AU exploring the idea of Zelda being captured, too late for Link to save her - of Zelda, facing Ghirahim herself. Hiatus. Please see profile for more info.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,168 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Link, Zelda, Ghirahim
The Friendship of Darcy and Spiderman by Selene Illusinia reviews
[Darcy Stark] Darcy Meets Spiderman. Chaos ensues. No, this can not end well for anyone except those two.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Darcy L.
Babysitting the Benders and Bumi by iPods-and-Tea reviews
Stories about what happens when each member of the gaang has to babysit the kids: Kya, Bumi, Tenzin, Lin, and Zuko's daughter, Ursa, aka Honora.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,646 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara - Complete
Protective Reasoning by Dogstar-Black reviews
Bruce always knew that eventually, General Ross would find him again. Considering he was now an Avenger living in the not at all inconspicuous Stark Tower, it would probably be sooner rather than later. He just didn't expect the reactions of his new teammates to be so strong.* No longer a one-shot*, no shipping, but a lot of team friendship. Rating for Tony and Clint's mouths.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,978 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Poison by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: People often thought of Tony Stark as snarky, not caring, and rather rude...all the time. However, when someone brings up the word 'poison' and 'Palladium' it seems someone sparks interest in the Avenger's head...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 357 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Demon at Sea by DarkPriestessOfHyrule reviews
Four years after the defeat of Ganondorf and all is peaceful in the land..or so they thought unaware of the evil beneath the oceans that had been awakened and has finally made it to the surface. ONE SHOT, Ghirahim and Tetra. Rated for violence and adult scenes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Tetra, Ghirahim - Complete
Sága by TheAngryTori reviews
Heimdall's daughter has a talent for travel. Thor needs her help to make it to earth and stop Loki, but can she battle her best friend? And when she meets her handsome-albeit reluctant-hero, will she even want to return to Asgard? Bruce/OC
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,581 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Every Denny's in America by Sookie Starchild reviews
Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 206 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
The Avengers Go to Sleep by HowAnonymousOfMe reviews
A week after The Avengers save the world from Loki's army, they all settle down in a penthouse in upstate New York. The Avengers are all snuggled up in their beds, but all Nick Fury wants them to do is go to sleep. Based off of a popular children's story.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Nick F. - Complete
Shield Applications by certifiably reviews
In which a car explodes, Captain America does not throw his shield, Hawkeye borrows the keys, and Tony's day has never been so stupid.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Pimp Hand Shenanigans by 4753256386 reviews
"Do you really think you can out-pimp me, the Demon Lord of pimp?" Link remained strong and determined. "I know I can," he said with conviction. Ghirahim narrowed his eyes, leaning down slightly, "Prove it."
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Link, Ghirahim - Complete
Traumatizing Facts about Darcy by Selene Illusinia reviews
[Darcy Stark] The story of how each of the Avengers, plus Coulson and Jane, came to find out that Tony had a daughter. AU of 'More-Than-She-Seems'. Check out the Authors note inside for details.
Crossover - Thor & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,516 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - [Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye] [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
That Which is Infinite by jadeddiva reviews
He keeps trying to tell himself this was a good decision, but there is lingering doubt in the back of his mind about bringing an innocent into this game. Barbara Gordon, meet Batman. Post BB during The Dark Knight.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,472 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Barbara G., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Severus' Rose Year 1 by WrittenWord1 reviews
It's back! A new formulation of the story I started awhile ago. Snape discovers that "The Girl Who Lived" is his daughter. Will loosely follow the books, but the premise will disrupt canon quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,863 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Now and Forever by KeywielderAnima reviews
Seventeen-year-old Princess Zelda has been arranged to be married to a strange man by her father. But after meeting a certain rancher boy, she'll realize she can't marry this strange man. What happens when the king doesn't approve of her refusal? ZeLink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,995 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Link, Zelda
Enigmatic Girl by Pixie Child
Layla's both eerie and comforting to have around.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Complete
Bill Nye The Blooper Guy by marcen12 reviews
What you didn't see in the series
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
A Love Story by Allendra reviews
Post OOT Zelink. A young Link moves into the castle with Zelda, thus starting a friendship that grows into more as the years pass. They'll face pirates, old enemies returned for vengeance, and a prince intent on Hyrule's throne. But their biggest battle is the fact that Zelda is royal and Link is not. Rated T for violence, torture, and sensuality.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 125,836 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Link, Zelda, Impa - Complete
The Bright Side of Darkness by Morna reviews
My name is Zelda, I am also known as the Princess of Destiny. I knew one thing for sure in life and that was that Ganondorf Dragmire was my sworn enemy, at least I thought so until he captured me and blurred the lines of good and evil for me forever.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,913 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Tale of Seven Years by Ryuutsu Seishin Hime no Argh reviews
It's been done before, but never like this. Told from Zelda's perspective, it is a story of a young girl's flight from evil, her growth within forced sanctuary, and the ultimate horror of loss of identity. FINISHED.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,801 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2002 - Published: 1/25/2002
l__________________l by empty2 reviews
_________________
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/29/2000
How Voldemort Stole Christmas! by Katie Bell reviews
Apologies to Dr. Seuss
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2000 - Harry P.