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As my pseudonym may suggest, I enjoy witty wordplay. I am also quite random. I am easily distrac- Oh look, pens. Where was I? I am a nerd. Science, Math, History, Fandoms, Poetry, Literature, Taking Over the World, Comics, and... oh.
I would like to take a moment to tell our buddies at the NSA that I am not yet a super-villain. (I'm too poor for that.) I don't usually share my writing, but this does not mean that I won't post any of my work, just not a lot of it. I recently found a lot of "write-like" fan-poems from back when I was in middle school. I will most likely post these, as they are adorable, and who doesn't love adorable things? (Ulfric Stormcloak. That's who. He's too busy with his sexy voice.) Tasertricks? I SHIPS IT. Zelink? Oh yeah. Fem!Link? Fem!HarryPotter? PROTAGONISTICLY POWERFUL FEMALES (in my fave fandoms)? OF COURSE I LOVE THEM! Mama Coulson? YES PLEASE. Badass Toddlers? I'd read that. Science? I DIE WITHOUT IT. Samuel L. Jackson monologues? I'M TIRED OF THESE -- QUESTIONS ON THIS -- PROFILE!!! (So, yes.) Have fun, destroy stuff, burn stuff, whatever. Read on, my minions. Mwahahaha |
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