Name: Stefani(pronounced like Stephanie)

Age: A number

Birthday: A Day

Favorite Colors: Blue and Green (which are unfortunatly my school's colors:p) and black and ANYTHING neon; the only colors i dont like are red and pink...bleh

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PREP
X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister. (i didn't buy it though my friend gave it to me...i would never go in that store. it absolutely reeks!)
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall. (with friends)
X You own an iPod/MP3 player. (obviously. I'd be nowhere without my Music :)
X You love Starbucks.
x you have been called a brat. (By my sister but not as a brat brat...you know? No? Okay.)
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total:6

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favourite colours (It goes with everything. I'm not a goth, guys O.o)
X You have thought about death. (Yeah, but im not the one dying. cough...sister...cough, annoying kid that everybody hates in my class...cough)
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic. (heck yes)
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps. (Some are nice, rarely, but only when they aren't with their friends.)
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 4

PUNK

X You can skateboard
x you’ve worn plaid. ( a few times)
X You like Converse. (i dont like, im OBESSED...anyways...moving on...)
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
x you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
X you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 5

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band. (how does that make you a geek?)
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total:6

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys. (i have like 20 jerseys from soccer and swimming)
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment. (i dont have a garage but my shed does...and my front porch)
X You belong/belonged to a school team. (too much running at tryouts)
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. ('cept it was in February)
X You have a specific number.

Total: 6

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been died more than 1 colour

Total: 6

YOUR GUY SIDE

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture. (only with my mum)
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear. (No, they aren't cool, they are comfy.)
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night. ( EW EW EW EW EWWW! That makes my feet feel all claustrophobic)

Total: 18 (dang, I'm a girl by the way, if you didn't catch that by the name:p)

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. (If my lips are cracked? But not for fashion crap)
X You love to shop. (only with friends)
X You wear eyeliner. (Ugh. Ialways poke my eye)
X You wear the color pink (EW. NO)
X Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport. (They have to run just as much as football players...and lift weights too)
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (why would i want some stranger touching my feet?!)
X You like wearing jewellery. (they distract me too much)
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (O.o NEVER! I don't even wear dresses! I have like 2 skirts...which have never been worn)
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars. ( boring)
X You were in gymnastics/dance (i wish. that would be soo cool to be able to do all that backflip stuff!)
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (more like 10 minutes)
X You smile a lot more than you should. (not unless im waaaay hyper)
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid. (Kinda. took off the heads off all my ken dolls or watever the guy barbies are called and cut all the girl's hair off...one had really short almost bald blue hair...hehe)
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything. (Pfft, hell no. Hate the attention :D)

Total: 8 (geez! I swear im a girl!)

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,
When I grew up I was black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I go in the sun I'm black,
When I'm cold I'm black,
When I die I'll be black.
But you sir...
When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up you're white,
When you're sick, you're green,
When you go in the sun you turn red,
When you're cold you turn blue,
And when you die you turn purple.
And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism

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REAL NAME: Stefani

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Steizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Platypus

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Rachel Flintlock

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Scistody

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Dr. Pepper

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Tihocmn

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): black shadow-woah:O

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: ?

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit): bloody kiwi

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory): Black Parrot

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This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (Thing I DO have an 'X' beside them)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
X2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (hahaha, I did that like, ALL the time, I could fit my whole body through, but sometimes I twisted my head and it got stuck =P)
X3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
X4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
X5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
X6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
X7Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
X8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
X9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
X10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
X12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
X13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
X14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (along with other things...)
X15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
X16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
X17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (hehe...FUNNY AS HELL)
X18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
X19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
X20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or football with flip flops on or you were barefoot (Yup, it hurt)
X21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
X23. Have run into a closed door (Poles, signs, cupboards TOOl! and much,much,much more)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (who in the world would let ME use a GUN?!?!...silly, silly person)
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
X26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
X28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (it hurt so much!)
X29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
X30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
X32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside ( Whats wrong with that?)
X33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else ( LOL, my Mum!)
X34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property (hehe me and my friends were running around walmart with Transformers masks and foam swords...XD)
X35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
X36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
X37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole ( Yep, as I said above.)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
X41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
X42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on ( Yes... But on purpose :D)
X43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
X45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (SOOOO annoying -_-)
X46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
X47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
X48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (yeah, I can't say I've ever done that…)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?)
X51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test ( LOL, hahahaha)
X52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
X53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (Haha, so embarrassing)
X54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. (hehe...i got a lot of weird looks)
X55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
X56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
X57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. (I jumped out of bed and ran into my parents room yelling for my mum to get up...hehe she wasn't too happy bout that one:D)
X58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
X60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
X62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
X63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
X64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
X65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side.
X66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
X67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
X68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it.
X69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
X70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
X71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
X73. Ran into a door jam (ugh it hurt sooo bad because i was running at full speed)
X74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
X75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
X77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
X78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
X79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
X80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
X81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
X82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
X83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
X84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
X85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
X86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!)
X88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
X89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
X90. Sucked on a cut and got a hickey from it.
X91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
X92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
X93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
X95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a 'beware of dog' sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
X97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
X98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
X99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
X100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth (ugh it hurt!)

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Artists:

Avril Lavinge
Mayday Parade.
Fall Out Boy.
PARAMORE
Taylor Swift
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Chris Brown
Lil Wayne
Busta Rhymes
Cobra Starship
LINKIN PARK
Neon Trees
Carrie Underwood
B.O.B.
DJ Khaled
T-Pain
Ludacris
Jay-Z
Evanescence
OK Go
MICHAEL JACKSON
Simple Plan
The Band Perry
Sugarland
The Black Eyed Peas (even tho they CANNOT sing live...at all)
Diddy - Dirty Money
Dr. Dre
Wiz Khalifa
Nelly
New Boyz
Nicki Minaj
And SOOOOOOOOOOOO many more

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Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62 CircleDaybreaker, Sydg813, TeresaAngestheTelepath, ooo-look-shiny

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you constantly talk to yourself, copy and paste to your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever talked back to the tv, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you’re crazy and you know it, clap your hands!! Then paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile I HATE WEN THAT HAPPENS!! lol

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes...copy/paste this into profile.

If you've ever tried putting your hair behind your ears, and ended up poking yourself in the eye...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

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REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings?
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

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FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: are the ones that have already bought the spray paint and toilet paper

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.
Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS:never ask for anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continue walking while laughing and saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Bitch drink the rest of that you know we dont waste!"

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Your a book-aholic if...

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (like, um, magic powers, or taking a Fangish vow of silence, or trying to break Nudge's talking record)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (Lost Hero by Rick Riordan)

You've planned and prepared a seige on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional (e.g. Too bad Caine is fictional)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(Who wouldn't??)

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book.

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DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

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Number your 12 favorite Maximum Ride characters in no order and answer the questions!!

1. Fang
2. Max
3. Iggy
4. Ella
5. Nudge
6. Gazzy
7. Angel
8. Ari
9. Dr. m
10. Dr. chu
11. Total
12.Jeb

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

nope

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Nope

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ummmmmm...?

4)Do you recall any faces about Nine?

yeah

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

EW NO!!!! max and gazzy?!?!?! Max is like his mum or his big sister! Besides, Max is taken!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Ew nudge with dr. m or dr. chu? no just...no

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

WHY WOULD MAX BEING HAVING SEX WITH JEB?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!! POOR ANGEL! SHE WOULD BE SCARRED FOR LIFE!

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten FanFic.

Iggy is kidnapped by Dr. Chu! Will he get his sight back? Will he get out alive? Read and find out

9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Fang...and Ari...EW!

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Traitors

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD ELLA DE-FLOWER FANG?!?!?!?!

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

idk

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

idk

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

as friends maybe

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

KILL THEM ALL!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

All i wanted was you by Patramore? (to/about max)

17) If you wrote a One/Six Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: yaoi! rape!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

I can't even imagine one:p

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Siblings with a messed up love for one another

20) How emo is Seven?

Sooooooo emo *sarcasm guys chill out*

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I don't think blondes are dumb, but this was too funny not to post:

This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.

She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.

When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,

'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?'

The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'

The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,

'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'

The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.

The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,

'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt!'

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One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

EMO--Extravagently Made Origami

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I intend to live forever or die trying!

'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much more sophisticated, don't you think?

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girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

guy: No

girl: Do you like me?

guy: Not Really

girl: Do you want me?

guy: No

girl: Would you cry if I left?

guy: No

girl: Would you live for me?

guy: No

girl: Would you do anything for me?

guy: No

girl: Choose me, or your life

guy: My life

Hurt and in tears, the girl turns to run but the guy pulls her back and says...

you never crossemy mind you're always on my mind.

I don't like you I love you.

I don't want you I need you.

I wouldn't cry if you left I'd die if you left.

I wouldn't live for you I would die for you.

I'm not willing to do anything for you I'll do everything for you

I chose my life because you ARE my life

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I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I can't see,

must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad.

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all,

I can't do a wrong,

Or else I'm locked,

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just one whiping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

Child abuse, Make it stop! Please be aware that child abuse happens every day and it's not just phisical, it emotional too, and somethimes that hurt even more than a beating from your parents. Abuse scares you on the outside, and that pain will go away, but emotional abuse scares you on the inside and the pain of being called worthless never goes away. PLEASE HELP STOP THE ABUSE!

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How to annoy ANYONE (except maybe freakazoids)

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia.

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Say all of the words in a film.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"

11. Stick a stick that says "I'm retarded!" on them.

12. Talk to a pen.

13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

14. Try and climb the wall.

15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"

16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

18. Eat your hair.

19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"

21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"

22. Pretend to be a phone.

23. Try to swim in the floor.

24. Tap on their door all night.

25. Put this on your profile and skip from 19 to 21.

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Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you ever annoy people just for fun copy this into your profile.

If you say 'yeah'...a lot copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped upstairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile.

If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile! (thats a lie! THEY ARE REAL!!!!!)

If you ever bumped into a wall, backed up, and bumped into it AGAIN, copy this to your profile!

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Actual things on products. Omg, people.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a carton of milk: "Warning:This product contains milk." (OMGs REALLY?)

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Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First…get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite

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Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot;
who calls you back when you hang up on him;
who'll lay under the stars for hours and just listen to your heart beat,
or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead;
who keeps your picture in his wallet;
who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants;
who holds your hand in front of all his friends;
who thinks you're beautiful without make-up;
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you...
the one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

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Holdin Hands- Girls : If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys : Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling- Girls : When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys : Automatically move closer to her. Movies- Girls : During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her. Loving each other- Guys : When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it. Laying below the stars- Girls : When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. Now make a wish about something you would like to happen Between you and your crush... Guys repost this if you agree. Girls repost this if you think this is cute. Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so scroll down (don't cheat- -) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completly in love with this person 2. If you choose Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservitive and agressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday