Hey cheeze-it here!! Im new but my friends talked me into getting a fan fiction account!!! I'm random and can be a a fool alot of the time. Dont give me food, dont even let me see food for it will be gone. I have a repution for taking food!!! the reson my name is cheeze-it because thats was the first thing i stole this year well school year anyway!!! these are my friends and I go to school with them:MomoLovesLife5th-6th, LollipopDreams, Melkology,plus BowsAndArrows435. I love FanFiction and I love Bunnies! I once was a conseler at a day camp and my name was BUNNY!! How awesome is that??(thats so amazing I'm so jelous...thats what your suppossed to say ; ))

Oh if you are wondering about my stealing cerare ask my bubbies!! I got the cheeze-its from bowsandarrows!! he will tell you other things i stole. I have to break that habit...wait no i dont!!! HAHAHAH cant beat me in amazing with my cheezy power!!! wow im so puny today... Feel free to copy and put some of my stuff on your page. Momoloveslife6th-7th has other fun things too! Also LollipopDreams!! Sorry if it gets to long for you, blame the person sitting next to you, if no one is sitting next to you blame the computer.

Here you will learn my greatest fear and joy.

FEAR: VEGITABLES!!And motion activated baby dolls!! you know the ones at like Target and stuff gosh they creep me out!!

JOY: FRIENDS!!!(sometimes ; )) And my family, mostly my mom, dad, stepmom, and older sister. Your probably wondering (if you know me) why not all your other sisters?!?! To tell you the truth I dont like them, kinda not really...and the exelaters and the spinny doors at the airport!! I like those too!!PLUS slippery floors and wool sock together!! AWESOMENESS AND FUNESS COMBINED!!

RANDOM FACT OF THE DAY

(drum roll please...)

That Portland is the #1 place for sex traficing!! Thats really sad!!

GIRLFRI(END)
FRI(END)
BOYFRI(END)

everything has an end except

FAM(ILY)
it ends in I love you

watch your words

they become your actions

watch your actions

they become your habits

watch your habits

they become your destiny

watch your destiny

they become your

character!

I ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT SCHOOL

A+ STUDENT HERE!!

12% Monday

23% Tuesday

40% Wednesday

20% Thursday

5% Friday

Good girls are just bad girls who don't get caught!! MAHMAHMAHA I'm not hinting anything...

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile. 96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you LOVe slidding on wood floor with wool socks on to slide copy and paste this on your profile!! NOW!! i love that!! i have squirl socks and they are amazing at sliddyness!!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. Yes with my CRAZY laugh

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. BOTH!! I'm insane and all my friends are!!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. Yeah MUFFINMACANDCHEESE!!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. I like CHRISTAIN!! K-love, way FM, and the fish plus MORE!!!!! Plus i dont like rap, it just sounds ugly and dirty.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. I have a pervy fish!! no kidding!!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this in your profile. Yeah my math homework!!

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son copy and paste this on your profile. Yeah i go to ARDENT a.k.a the most awesomeness place!

If you love using exclamation marks copy and paste this onto your profile!!!!!!! :)

If it bothers you how people in the world these days judge before they get to know, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the Mc Donald's clown scares the heck out of you copy and past this onto your profile. Ronald McDonald CCCCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEPPPPPPYYYY!!I'm telling you he is totally creepy!!

If your friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile. all the time man, im officaly weird.

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile. ME and my cat! well i ran into a screen door so that counts!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. me!! EVEN THOUGH I HAVN'T GOT ANY YET...(HINT HINT!!)

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. Yeah i don't like PINK!!

If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile. I watch animal cops...its so SAD

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this into your profile. I embrace it by being me!!

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you are NOT on a sugar high, copy onto profile. hmmm wait im always crashing into walls and im always on sugar high. This doesn't make sense...!!!

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. totally God made us all different!!

If there are times when you just annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Little sisters!!MAHMAHMAHA

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy (which I am!!) but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times me = all the time) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. OOOOHHHHHH YEAH!!!

If you feel like you are often underestimated, copy and paste this onto your profile. Watch out with a lacrosse ball (plus its full of lead) and I'm full of awesomeness!!!

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm not hinting or anyhing...MAHMAHMAHAMAH i mean was that out loud...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. "Where's the milk??" when really the milks on the counter right in front of me! My family won't let me live that down. expecely my big sister!!

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.Okay my neibor can!!! not kidding!!!

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. each day 3500 kids try smoking for the first time each day, PLEASE DON'T BE ONE OF THEM!!!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. ALL THE TIME I HATE IT!!!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. I know right i feel bad for him!! silly kids trix are for bunnies!!

i. dare. you.

For one day, I dare you to be 100% You

“Stop trying to push me into the girl YOU want me to be.”

I’m type of a Two Sided girl….I’ve got the Wise side, and the LOLZ side!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in people's eyes :)

(betcha youve never heard that one before...)

Girls

are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

I want you in my room,

in my bed,

underneath my covers...

SO I CAN SHOW YOU MY NEW GLOW IN THE DARK LIGHT STICK!!!!

what did you think I was going to say?!?!

If you thought of something other you have a sick mind...Okay i have to confess i thought something wrong, I have a sick mind.

(happy OJ?? I confessed!! that I have a sick mind OKAY?!?!)

1.you like icecream

2.you either shake your head yes or no

3.now you really think im weird you had it in your head but never noticed it

4.now you think im annoying

6.you didn't notice I skipped 5

7.You look now

9.you smile

10.now you check on down the line

12.maybe you noticed or not but i skipped 11 too

13. you smile

13. your mind didnt register that I changed fonts!

14 see I have two 13 facts

15. see again you missed that I skipped 11

16. yes i repeted myself

17. yes i missed 8

18. you know im psychic!!

19. GOD LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're not alone. ( people ) will not stand up for Jesus...

1] I need to tell you a secret LOOK AT 5

[2] The answer is LOOK AT 11

[3] Dont get mad LOOK AT 15

[4] Calm down don't be mad LOOK AT 13

[5] First LOOK AT 2

[6] Dont be that angry LOOK AT 12

[7] I just wanna say HI!

[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14

[9] Be patient LOOK AT 4

10] This is the last time I'm going to do this LOOK AT 7

[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this LOOK AT 6[

[12] Sorry LOOK AT 8

[13] Don't be getting a hype LOOK AT 10

[14] I dont know how to say this LOOK AT 3

[15] You must be really mad LOOK AT NUMBER 9

I asked Jesus how much He loved me.He answered,"This much."And He stretched out his arms and died.

1. Hannah

2. Me

3. Hyrum

4. Ben

5. Sam

6. AB

7. Death

8. Erin

9. Kara

10. Sierra

11. My mom

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Ben invites Hyrum and Erin for dinner.. Well Erin will probably kick Bens butt for inviting her and Hyrum will eat Bens food I mean all of it even the sanwithciches( yes thats how i spell it!! do you have a problem with that?)

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Kara tries to bring Sam to go to Yoga class. Well Sam is so short he can't touch his toes and kara hate yoga!!

3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Oh Hannah or AB...AB will try to kill me so...HANNAH!!!!

4) 4 mugs you in an alleyway. Who comes to your rescue 10, 2, or 7?

Um.. Ben mugging me um well I cant save myself so... My mom and death will murder Ben together.

5) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?

Hannah starting a cooking show... she is eating all the cookie dough, lame none for me : ( SHARE!!!

6) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Death kidnaps me(wait what how is that posable?! waith yeah...im dead) and asks sam for something...a new saw...

7) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose?

Um I chose Hannah last time so AB?

8) 11 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

My Mom challenges Ben... My mom would fall and take Ben down with her

9) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...their reaction

Me and and death are making out...(how is that posable i ask you) Seirra would look disgusted and would walk away muttering something!!

10) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Everyone vs. Hyrum... Count me out he has sandwitch POWER

11) Why is 7 afraid of 6?

I know why death is arfaid of AB she is DANGEROUS!!!!!

12) 11 gathers all around for a fairytale how does it turn out?

we all fall asleep my mom is really bad at telling stories!!

13) 3,4,6 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Hyrum Ben and AB are going to Erins birthday... AB will murder Ben and there are no gifts. No wait 2 comes in and takes them all because shes NINJA

14) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside your house. Why are they protesting? What do you do?

They are protesting because I must have creeped them out... Again

15) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

Kara murdering my Bff. she killed herself???

16) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save 1 or themselves?

Ab and Hannah.. Hannah will push AB and AB will push Hannah...and they both die

17) 5 is trapped in a cave and 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Sam is in a cave and Sierra saves him...Seirra just pickes him up and walks away(he is small) walk walk walk out there you're safe happy??

18) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Hyrum starting a camp?GASP really...??? Hes BAD with kids, and I mean bad (sorry its the truth=))

21) 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring food. What do they do?

Erin camping with Sam... Erin will eat him.

22) While they're camping they run into Barney. What happens?

Sam would scream and Erin would give a sacrofise (sam) bye sam!!! HAave fun in Barney's drunk tummy!!

Hey guess what?!?!?! You are about half way thru my profile!!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food, like i said don't let me see your cabnit or lunchbox!!(OJ and AB and Hannah are probably laughin and Sam too!! you guys are the voice of experence)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your Crap so long they forget its yours. Thats where lockers come in MAHMAHMAHAMAH

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. I also quote movies! one of my many talents!!

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. YEAH DON'T DIS MY FRIENDS!! ROAR!!!! GGGRRRR

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” At my house we don't let people use the door or even the bell!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. I am LIFE just kidding

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

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On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Girls: I cannot stress this enough: IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE. DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION BUTT, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT!!

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YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes)
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 15 and a half

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total:10 and a half.

WAIT WHAT!?! IM A BOY!?!? well...im not girly

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

MEN CAN BE PERVY... JUST LIKE MY FISH!!!

QUOTES:

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR - Mark Twain, front matter to Huckleberry Finn

What kind of a God would deny a man a BLT?! - Brad Stine, Wussification of America

Why go through life unnoticed? - Sarah Paxton, Aquamarine

With great power comes great need to take a nap... - Nico Di Angelo, The Last Olympian

Shun the nonbelievers. SHUUUNNNN!! - The Blue Unicorn with Charlie in Charlie the Unicorn

My brains, your strength, and his steel against 100 men and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? Hmmm? - Westley, The Princess Bride

It just makes me wanna LOL out loud - Mr. Monk from monk

I'm sorry I didn't know true love had a expiration date - Sophie, Letters to Juliet

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

Hope...is a zany unpredictable dependence on God who loves to scare us out of our socks - Max Lucado

DON'T PANIC - Douglas Adams

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die! - Agnes from Despicable Me

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it - Ferris Bueller

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?". Then a voice says to me, "This is gonna take more than one night." - Charlie Brown

Noah didn't wait for his ship to come in...HE BUILT ONE! - Anonymous

Someday my ship will come in...and I'll be at the airport - Anonymous

If you say "aim for the stars" its false because why are there footprints on the moon? - Anonymous

WANT TO KIDNAP THA ICE CREAM MAN...THINK AGAIN

Mary: Noooo, come back ice cream man we want to buy things from you!
Me: he is evading our capture
Mary: is "evade" a word?
Me:...I don't know...i think it means "escape"
Mary: besides we shouldn't be wasting our only rope on kidnapping the ice cream man
Me: then who should we use it on? Taylor Lautner?
Mary: We so should! But he would just flex his arms and the ropes would break
Me: No he would just take off his shirt and we'd faint
Mary:...true...so its really just a waste of time

WHEN PLAYING MARIO BROS ON WII THE ONLY THING TO DO IN GREAT PURIL...DIE

Kara: DIE!!
Me: You die!
Kara: You die first!

WHEN TALKING TO A FRIEND SAY THIS

Hyrum:...Did you know your sarcastic
Me: Me? Sarcastic? Nooooooo!

WHEN TALKING ABOUT DNA SAY THIS

Big sister: you're weird
Me: techinically you're weird too 'cause we were raised by the same people, and we share DNA

WHEN TALKING TO SCIENCE TECHER BRING UP THE SUBJECT OF ALEINS

Me: Aliens aren't real!
Mrs. Stout (my science teacher): Don't tell the aliens that!!

ONE THING OF ADVISE...DONT ASK FOR HELP FROM YOUR MOM(OR EVEN MY MOM)

Me: is it A?
Mom: no
Me: is it B?
Mom: no
Me: Is it C?
Mom: no
Me: Then it must be D!!
Mom: *sarcastic* thats it process of elimination

WHEN YOU SAY YOU KNOW THINGS THAT YOU DON'T ACTULLY KNOW DO THIS

Kara: That awkward moment when Pinnochio and Voldemort meet.
Me: Kara, you don't even know who Voldemort is.
Kara: Yes I do! He's the guy in Harry Potter who has no nose!
Me: Yeah, but you don't know who he is.
Sam: Isn't he that guy that if you say his name, he appears behind you and kills you?
Me: Yes.
Sam: *looks behind him* Whoa!!

HOW YOU KNOW YOUR DAD'S ABSESED

Dad: THE LIONS? THIS ISN'T NFL GET THAT OFF MY SCREEN!!!

WHAT DOES YOUR FRIEND DO IN BAND???

Hannah: Jake, I'm just gonna tape my music to the back of your shirt so I can see it.
Jake: No! Not to my jersey!
Hannah: Too late!

WHEN OTHER PEOPLE NOW SOMETHINGS WRONG WITH YOU

New girl:"I'm r-r-r-ACHOOOO!! I'm Rose."
Kid:"You just sneezed and flew ten feet in the air!"
New girl:"Ten feet? It felt higher than that."

TO HELP YOUR FRIENDS FEEL "BETTER" SAY THIS

Sad friend:"The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?"
You:"You make it too easy."

OR...

Sad friend:"How stupid do you think I am?"
You:"Pretty stupid...

OR EVEN THIS...

Sad friend:"You've beaten me at my own game."
You: "Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player."

HAVE A NOT VERY ORGINAL FRIEND?

Me: "Look around you, what do you see?"
Not orignal friend: "Um, the mail system?"
Me: "You're only seeing what they want you to see! You gotta open your brain to the possibilities."
Not orignal friend: "A pakage sending system?"
Me: "The worlds greatest super slide!"
Not orignal friend:""WOW, you're a mad genuis

REPOST THIS IS YOU LAUGHED AT LEAST ONCE OR SMILED AT LEAST ONCE!!! Which I know you did!!

Happy?? you fininshed my profile!!! Now check out my stories!! please!

Keep "falling" in love...LEVERGE!!