A parody of mine that has been in the works for almost seven years. I basically make fun of the whole convoluted Zelda storyline. I'm just curious to see what people say about it. Reviews would rock. Rated R for strong language and sexual humor

Link is a girl with an important mission. She is on a Quest to save all of Hyrule with the aid of her perverted fairy, Navi. What insanity could possibly occur?

When her little brother becomes fatally ill and her family is threatened to lose everything they own,Garnet knows the only thing she can do is find a job in the big city to pay off her family's debt.During this ordeal,a job isn't the only thing she finds.

It's school time for the FF9 characters!It's a chaotic fic about ALL...well, maybe not ALL the characters, but the important ones!Dagger goes out with the all night partier Zidane, while Blank is more or less trying to keep his feelings hidden. COMPLETE

z"You look like someone transfigured you into piano wire and went twang," said Ginny. "You need to unwind." Then things got weird. Post Hogwarts, femslash, slash, het, threesomes, light bondage, and alcohol. Sequel to 'Restoration.' Not DH compliant.

Spending seven years of your life as the opposite sex can really mess with the head. Especially when the hot new Hero of Time shows up...