98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste in your profile.

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unfortunate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye!

If you have O.J.D, put this in your profile.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I like to listen to JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

Stop STEREOTYPES. Please put this in your PROFILE.

If you support Nick Jonas, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you love GOD loads copy and paste this in your profile.

If you were a true Jonas Brothers fan before the episode "Me and Mr.Jonas and Mr.Jonas and Mr.Jonas" aired, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever bust out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there was a "Watch Your Step" sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, add this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, add this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, put this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped UP the stairs, add this to your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch(American Eagle, Hollister, Aeropostale, Tommy Hilifiger, Pac Sun, etc.) told them it was uncool to breathe. If you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing thier ass's off, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could play guitar, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done something "blonde", put this in your profile.

If you've ever embarassed yourself in front of your crush(s), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you had told someone how you felt but didn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had your heart broken, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this in your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems like no one appreciates it or has any imagination worth squat, add this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, add this to your profile.

If you take your Ipod with you everywhere you go (yes, everywhere) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever ran up a down escalotor, or down an up escalator, add this to your profile.

How about riding an elevator up and down for no reason? If you have, add this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile.

If you like copying and pasting these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.