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1) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

A) The book nearest to me: a mix of stories bound in the same book, named 'Madrigal' by John Gardner, 'The Banana Men' by Max Catto and 'Excersize Hoodwink' by Maurice Procter. I remember stealing this book in a cafe once, since the cafe owners were only using it for decorational purposes and I figured it was a waste. The line I turned to: "Nearly did for your scheme."

2) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A) A keyboard, which I have absolutely no idea how to play.

3) Before you started this survey, what were you doing?

A) Writing up the second chapter for a Harry Potter fanfiction.

4) What is the last thing you watched on TV?

A) I think the Big Bang Theory, though I'm not sure. It's a really good program, though.

5) Without looking, guess what time it is.

A) 1:39pm? Well actually, that's sort of an unfair question, since I checked the clock around 3 minutes ago.

6) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

A) 1:34pm. Close enough. :P

7) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

A) My fan noisily whizzing around, the sound of me clacking away on my keyboard and my dog climbing the stairs.

8) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday. I was catching some sunshine whilst re-reading the Harry Potter books to revise for a new fanfiction.

9) Did you dream last night?

A) No. I didn't get a wink of sleep.

10) When did you last laugh?

Today, whilst making lunch and singing a Shrek soundtrack in funny voices.

A paragraph about my life

I'm a British country girl, although I've always wanted to head out to the big city, perhaps publish a few novels before having a peaceful, early retirement. I live with three cats, a dog and the scary spiders that hang on the ceiling above my bed. I'm not favourable to cats, or dogs, I love them both equally and always will. I love to collect random bits of artwork and junk, and am extremely interested in the Native Americans and Buddhism. I enjoy studying religions and theories in my spair time, and I absolutely love to be inspired. My favourite things in the world are possibly blu-tac, tropical flavoured 5 gum and good friends. For some reason I have a massive phobia towards small, riggly or jumpy things, so I'm extremely squeamish around bugs. I detest the fashion industry, preferring to go around doing my own thing (like wearing clothing line pegs as hair clips and using socks as gloves).

Okay, really sorry, but I've pretty much given up on Brown. I can't get back into it, whenever I try and write up the next chapter my mind goes blank. Unless someone steps up to adopt the story it's pretty much abandoned. Sorry. :(