thestacattohide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for South Park, and Homestuck. Uuh okay yeah so I'm just...oh god. Go to my deviantART account, it's much more interesting there. |
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Toilet Bowl by It's Unavoidable reviews
Find me. Hold me. Hold me tight. Hold me together. I can't do it anymore. Pairings: Creek, Stenny. Warnings: abuse, rape, excessive amounts of gay, angst, suicide
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,556 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Numb by Ditz with a Pen reviews
Kyle's life takes a turn for the worse after he announces that he's gay to his parents. His home life falls apart. When he gets the chance to leave, he takes it. With only a guitar on his back and his wits, will he be able to survive in France? SLASH
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,668 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Kyle B., Christophe
Suck My Duck by Nixing a Rose reviews
He doesn't even know my name. "Hey, Craig." Guess he does. Not sure if I want him to know anymore.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
The Taming of a Tweaker by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Craig struggles with math, but Tweek can help - for a price. He wants to be taught by the king of apathy to be cool- how not to care. But then some things might just be worth caring about. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T.
Puzzlement over Words by GraviityReflectedInGlass reviews
'And soo I the beastly of all Tac- Erm.. I mean Clyde. Is going to confuse the minds of others! Hahaha!-Damn! I'm about to be late for English'
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Clyde D.
Firey Bad Ass Hell Love by The Truth's Lie reviews
Damien is intrigued by a new arrival in Hell. All the while, Clyde's just a bad ass. Dyde, because I can. And because the name makes me laugh my ass off.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Damien, Clyde D. - Complete
In This Moment by It'sAllGooeyAndSticky reviews
Though rarely ever discussed, Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman have a lot in common. Let's see what a karaoke night, and a couple drinks do.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Ten Commandments of South Park by The Truth's Lie reviews
...It's exactly what you think it is.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Complete
Thanks, Principal Victoria by The Truth's Lie reviews
Craig didn't understand it. He did everything to make Tweek know he liked him but nothing worked. He pulled the blonde's hair, called him names, he even pushed him down but still nothing! The eight year-old was confused beyond belief.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Dog Poo by RedMacaque reviews
Dog Poo's reflection on life in South Park.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Dogpoo - Complete
Slumberbuddies: Pillow Wars by hyper-piggie reviews
John and Jade have a pillow fight in an online game, but their imaginations run a little wild. Takes place before Act 1.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - John E., Jade H. - Complete
Goodnight, Mole by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
Christophe has worked himself into a state of sheer exhaustion. Can Gregory get the stubborn Mole to go to bed?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Messy by super manako sohma reviews
Christophe's got a messy way of doing things. Warning: blood, decaying death and slash. ChristophexGregory
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
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There's Just One Thing reviews
Jade and Dave are dating, and he can make her melt into a puddle of love with how much attention he pays her and how much she means to him. But the sex is another story. Kinda songfic? Based off Not Fair by Lily Allen. Oneshot. T for some content.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
The Most Pointless Story Ever reviews
A very short fanfiction based on someone else's review. I was forced to write it by my sister. THE ADVENTURES OF GREGORY, THE MOLE, AND SPRINKLEY GUMDROP FUCHSIAPUFF! It's so dumb. Go ahead and read? Swears, offensive jokes, sudden stabbing of unicorns.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Angels reviews
Kyle's diagnosed with a chronic illness with no cure. It's up to Stan to keep Kyle healthy, passing school, out of trouble, keep his secret, and still live his own life, but the weight's too much. Then Craig gets in the way. NOT STYLE. Suicide, swearing.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,155 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Kyle B., Craig T. - Complete