Hi I'm The Awesome and Crazy Writer! I know I've been gone for like two monthes now and I'm really sorry about that. There's just been so much drama at school, homework, and tests. Also this year I'm in leadership and I'm one of the people in charge of planning dances(one of which is this Friday) and thats really stressful because everyone planning the dance is new to leadership so we have no idea what we're doing. Anyway really sorry about that rant. I'm hoping to update really soon!

Here's Some Awesome Facts About Me:

1. My name is the name of someone from a kid's cartoon. That's why I never tell people my middle name.

2. I like to write, sing, draw, dance, and did I mention write?

3. I try to avoid buying games on my phone because I obsess over everything.

4. I'm trying to convince my mom to let me go to a really sucky junior high because all my best friends are there (the sucky junior high I'm talking about is the one I'm currently going to, but my mom wants to pull me out.

5. I'm obsessed with the words awesome and crazy.

6. I'm a Gryffindor (seriously I'm on Pottermore, look me up! My name is... I forgot I'll write it in later).

7. I'm an Erudite transfer to Dauntless.

8. I'm from District 7.

9. I'm a daughter of Hermes.

10. I'm obsessed with finding Camp Half Blood, Hogwarts, Wonderland, and Narnia.

11. I'm the AWESOMEST and craziest person ever to live. Onward invisible (and fictional) minions!

Stuff you can copy/paste:

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!), MissVioletBaudelaire13(Peter Pevensi, Klaus Baudelaire, Duncan Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire), dramaqueen5611(to many to list), IHeartPercyJackson (Percy Jackson),randomosity4arty (Artemis Fowl, Nico di Angelo) DreamingAboutLeoValdezForever (Leo Valdez, Peeta Mellark, Harry Potter) poseidon's hufflepuff daughter (Harry Potter, Percy Jackson,Tobias Eaton, Augustus Waters, and Peeta Mellark) Crazy Writer Person (Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson, Uriah Pedrad, Harry Potter, Gale Hawthorne, Finnick Odair, Oliver Wood, Fred Weasley, Sherlock Holmes, and Augustus Waters)

PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! BOLD THE ONES THAT APPLY TO YOU

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an ass

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not do anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES or RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious(one more year...)

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (I may be Erudite, but I'm also Dauntless so watch your back...)

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling ass

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I don't have a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be a lesbian

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy obsessed stalker.

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.

List your 12 favorite characters from your fandom and answer these questions: PJO/HoO:

1. Thalia

2. Piper

3.Leo
4.Percy
5.Annabeth
6.Reyna
7.Rachel
8.Hazel
9.Tyson
10.Frank
11.Jason
12.Bob

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

I have, but they're not my favorite ship.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?.

Do I think Percy Jackson is hot? Yes, extremely.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Bob got Hazel pregnant? I think Frank would turn into a dragon to kill him.

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

I haven't read any fics all about Tyson.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Piper and Reyna? Sure if it wasn't for the whole Jason thing and they're both straight.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Annabeth/Tyson or Annabeth/Frank? Annabeth/Frank because Tyson is Percy's brother! He would never do that! (neither would Frank but whatever...)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

If Rachel walked in on Bob and Piper? She would be like,"I never predicted this..." as she slowly backed out of the room.

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Thalia/Hazel fluff? If there is, I've never heard of it.

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Rachel/Bob? "The Oracle and the ex-Titan"

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Idk about my my friends, but I do.

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

No because my friends haven't read HOO. :(

12) Would anyone one of your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No, because they haven't read this series.

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hazel...hmmm...um... Stronger by Kelly Clarkson.

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Thalia/Reyna/Bob? Warning: I am on crack.

15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few weeks ago.

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Thalia and Rachel (they're both maidens?)are in a happy relationship until Rachel dumps Thalia for Tyson. Thalia broken-hearted, goes on one date with Jason (her brother???), has an unhappy breakup with Bob, then follows the wise advise of Annabeth, and finds true love in Leo.

The only thing that makes sense is that Thalia follows wise advise that comes from Annabeth.

List your 12 favorite characters from your fandom and answer these questions: Harry Potter

1. Fred Weasley

2. George Weasley

3. Luna Lovegood

4. Sirius Black
5. Bellatrix Lestrange
6. Nymphadora Tonks
7. Nagini
8. Remus Lupin
9. Mad Eye Moody
10. Katie Bell
11. Lee Jordan
12. Hermione Granger

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Tonks/Lee. No and I don't really want to

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?.

Is Sirius Black hot? Is that a sirius question? (yes btw)

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Hermione got Lupin pregnant? I feel like there is a crack fic somewhere out there about that. And to answer the question Ron would kill Lupin and Tonks would kill Hermione. And get away with

4) Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Not really

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

George and Tonks...I honestly have no idea

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Bellatrix/Mad Eye or Bellatrix/Katie...Ermmm...Bellatrix/Katie

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

If Nagini walked in on Hermione and George kissing? Impossible! Snakes can't walk

8) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Luna/Lupin fluff...I think so...I feel like I've seen a fic like that...

9) Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Nagini/Hermione. The Mudblood's New Snake Friend

10) Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?

Luna? I don't think so.

11) Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?

Lee? I don't think so

12) Would anyone one of your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

George/Sirius/Bellatrix I seriously hope not

13) If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Lupin...idk

14) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Fred/Tonks/Hermione Warning:I wrote this at midnight when I was feeling said about OTPs

15) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Bellatrix? Not too long ago

16) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (9). (1), brokenhearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Fred and Nagini are in a happy relationship until Nagini dumps Fred for Mad Eye. Fred, brokenhearted, goes on a date with Lee, has an unhappy breakup with Hermione, then follows the wise advise of Bellatrix and finds true love in Luna

Usually these go from slightly normal to batshit crazy but this went from batshit crazy to slightly normal

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.

Question 1:What is your favourite Harry Potter book and why? Least favourite?

Fav: The Order of the Phoenix, Least fav: The a Order of the Phoenix

Question 2:What is your favourite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favourite?

Fav: The Oreder of the Phoenix, Least fav: The Goblet of Fire

Question 3:Who is your favourite character?

Luna Lovegood

Question 4:What is your favourite spell?

I expect patron

Question 5:Who is your favourite teacher at Hogwarts?

Minerva McGonagall

Question 6:Who is your favourite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?

Bellatrix Lestrange

Question 7:Who is your favourite Hogwarts Student?

Luna Lovegood

Question 8:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

Gryffindor through and through

Question 9:Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

Order

Question 10:If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

Fred Weasley

Question 11:Who would be your best friend(s)?

Fred, George, and Lee

Question 12:Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

This is 2015, but I was mad at the time

Question 13:What is your favorite magical creature?

Thestrals

Question 14:What is your favorite class at Hogwarts?

DADA

Question 15:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

No, I would like to put her in a room full of starving acromantulas.

Question 16:What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Hermione. I was going to in third grade but I couldn't find the costume. =(

Question 17:How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

Christmas, I think, from my mom. I don't know it was four almost five years ago.

Question 18:How did you get into Harry Potter?

I am extremely impatient so I asked my mom if I could read it so I could find out what happens in The Deathly Hallows movie. By the time Dobby was introduced to the plot, I went from fan to fangirl.

Question 19:What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

I was reading The Order of the Phoenix for a few hours in bed before I remembered, today's my birthday. That was funny.

Question 20:Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?

The Perks of Being a Wallflower but I seriously loved it.

Question 21:Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?

Hogwarts

Question 22:What was your favorite Triwizard task?

The lake

Question 23:Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

I thought he was an evil, greasy, slimy bastard.

Question 24:Do you read or write fanfiction?

Both, obsessively.

Question 25:Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

Accio, the summoning charm. I always lose stuff

Question 26:What position would you play in Quidditch?

Chaser

Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

When Harry, Ginny, Ron, and Hermione takes their children to the Hogwarts Express

Question 28:What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

Fred, Tonks, Sirius, and Lupin would not have died

Question 29:Would you join the DA?

No, I would join the Inque-something Squad. Of course I'd be in the DA. I have the 'DA' on my arm in red Expo marker.

Question 30:Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

No, he's a total loner

Question 31:What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

Loony Lovegood

Question 32:What type of wand would you have?

Dogwood, unicorn hair, 12 1/2 inches, flexible

Question 33:What would your pet be?

A tawny owl

Question 34:If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?

Lovegoods

Question 35:Which Hallow would you most like to have?

The cloak, I would be able to sneak around.

Question 36:What is your favorite horcrux?

The diary

Question 37:Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?

Yes

Question 38:What would your patronus be?

Hummingbird

Question 39:What would be your animagus form?

Hummingbird

Question 40:Who is your favorite Marauder?

Sirius

Question 41:If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

Question 42:Favorite member of the Black family?

Sirius

Question 43:Favorite member of the Weasley family?

Fred or George

Question 44:Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

The person who won

Question 45:Who is your favorite actor in the films?

Emma Watson

Question 46:(insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).

Tom Felton should play Jason Grace even though I hate the PJO movies but I'm still going to watch them.

Question 47:What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

A white dress, red sweater, gold flats, red necklace, and red earrings.

Question 48: How many times have you read Harry Potter?

I Lost count. At least six. At most 100.

Question 49:Who is your favorite couple?

Nymphadora/Remus

Question 50:Did you like this survey?

Yep!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm the fuck down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies

-And when you flunk said test, you blame Athena's irritation on Percabeth.

These all cracked me up and I had to copy and paste them... feel free to do the same!!

Yeah i copied most of this from a awesome person so they are awesome. but every single thing on this is so true.

ADDITIONAL HINTS :

- You can never look at a pen without thinking its Riptide

-You're suddenly interested in plastic hairbrushes(especially blue)

-You can never look at a coin the same way again

-You can not look at a tool belt normally

-You blame Phobos for your phobias

-You secretly thank Hades when someone annoying dies

-You are now afraid to use a cellphone

-You thank Hermes for the Internet

-You yell at the doctor for having Hermes' symbol when he is not the god of medicine

-You blame Apollo when you get sick

-You thank him afterwards coz you can't attend school

-You are now claustrophobic

-You ask for blue food in resturants

-You can not look at a thermos the same way again

-You claim that you're dyslexic and ADHD (Even though you're not)

-You try to breathe underwater

-You dream of Nico every night

-You check if the ship you are boarding is the Argo II

-You use PJO in conversations

-You look up the Underworld in Google Maps

-You are listing pros/cons of being a demigod during English/Math test

-You are now afraid of airplanes

-You now like enchiladas

-You try to control elements

-You track down Rick Riordan so you could have the rights to PJO

-You respect eye patches

-You start calling your dog Mrs. O' Leary

-You yell Daedalus whenever someone asks who is the greatest inventor

-You cuss in Greek

-You try to conjugate Latin verbs

-You try to jump on a 100 ft below waterform praying to Poseidon

-You can never look at wool the same way again

-Your dog is now Mrs. O' Leary

-You ask stores if they sell Mythomagic Cards

-You can NEVER look at a guinea pig w/o thinking its Percy

-You have a new interest on emo people

-You like Nemo

-You listen to songs that somehow got connected to PJO

-You hate cows

-You now look like Nemo

-You join rallies

-You are now addicted to peanut butter

-You dedicate Girl on Fire to Leo

-You yell "PEANUT BUTTER" during school competitions

-You keep coins in your pocket just in case you die

-You curse Gaea when you trip on a rock

-You think that every wheel-chaired male teacher is Chiron( You push him over to see if he's a centaur)

-You also think that crippled kids are satyrs( you take away their crutches)

-You warn the bullies that your godly parent will come after them

-You try to talk to fish

-You are now officially Nemo

-You yell "BURRITO FIGHT"in mexican resturants

-You tell people to turn into iguanas when they can't solve Chinese handcuffs

-You began to respect tofu

-You dress up as a demigod for Halloween

-You copy and paste all of this to your profile

if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile:

there are 2 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

the rules only apply if you get caught.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

TO ALL MY FRIENDS:

1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

3. When you are confused, I will use little words.

4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

6.You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

~Facts~Of~Life~

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told

me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If murder is illegal, why isn't abortion? It's the same thing.

PREP

X You own a cell phone.
X You own something from Abercrombie.
X You own something from Pac sun.
X You own something from Hollister.
X You own something from American eagle.
X You love/like going to the mall.
X You own an iPod/MP3 player.
X You love Starbucks.
x you have been called a brat.
X You hate buying things that are on sale.
X You have more than one house.

Total: 4

GOTHIC

X Black is one of your favorite colors.
X You have thought about death.
X You wear chains.
X You like heavy metal.
X You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.
X You have worn black lipstick.
X Your hair was/is dark.
X You dislike preps.
x you’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic.

Total: 4

PUNK

X You can skateboard
x you’ve worn plaid.
X You like Converse.
X You hate MTV.
X You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
x you dislike pink.
X You hate/dislike preps.
x you wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 4

GEEK

X You love the computer.
X You like Harry Potter.
X You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
x you get straight A's.
X You love/like reading.
X You were/are in band.
X You don't care what you look like.
X You have a curfew.
X You always do your homework.
X You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6

ATHLETIC

X You watch/watched the Super bowl.
X You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
X You collect your jerseys.
X You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards.
X You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
X Your garage consists of sports equipment.
X You belong/belonged to a school team.
X You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
X You have a specific number.

Total: 4

HARDCORE//SCENE

X You like loud music.
X You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
X You never walk anywhere.
X You wear slip-on shoes.
X You wear/wore Vans.
X You like the band Panic! At the disco.
X You wear band t-shirts.
X People have called you a freak and meant it.
X You love to "hardcore" dance.
X Hair has been dyed more than 1 color

Total: 3

Your guy side

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X its hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.

X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/Ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/Ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep wiTh your socks on at night.

Total: 11

Your girl side:

X You wear lip gloss/Chap stick.
X You love to shop.(i don't love it but i like it)

X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewellery.
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
X Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance (I used to take ballet when I was younger but now I take hip hop)
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like. (The only person I have to impress is myself and sometimes I don't want to be impressed)
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X You used to play with dolls as little kid. (Don't judge me)
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.

Total: 11 (same exact score as I got for boy, wow)

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'Why do I keep asking myself random things?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean taking out someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Sticks people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away.

If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

The Percy Jackson Pledge

I'll remember Percy Jackson

When I look out at the sea.

I'll remember Annabeth

When I see architectury.

I'll remember Tyson

When someone just doesn't fit in.

I'll remember Grover

When I see cans made of tin.

I'll remember Thalia

When someone's afraid of heights.

I'll remember Nico

when someone's had a tough life.

I'll remember Luke

When I see sacrifice.

I'll remember Bianca

When someone's being nice.

I'll remember the Stoll Brothers

when I'm joking around.

I'll remember Clarisse

When I get pumelled to the ground.

I'll remeMber Beckendorf

Percy's brave and loyal friend.

I'll remember Silena

A hero at the end.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD Do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking?"

Doesn't every true fan of Percy Jackson have this on their page?

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we couldn't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about

Morpheus. The god of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. Kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

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If you could read that put it in your profile

50 Random Things about me

1. How old are you: Between 10 and 20

2. How tall are you: 5'3

3. Eyes: Hazel

4. Any tattooes: Only the ones draw on myself in markers and pens

5. Any piercings:On my ears

6. Favorite Food: um, I don't know.

7. Favorite pizza topping: Peperoni

8. Favorite drink: Lemonade or Sprite

9. Siblings: Two half brothers and two half sisters

10. Have you ever been in a fight: No, but there was that one time when I almost slapped a history teacher, and when I "accidently" tripped my math teacher. And that one time that I almost punched a "popular" girl in my grade but my friends stopped me. Also this one kid was messing with my friends and I may or may not have pushed him on to the ground and a PE teacher saw and didn't say anything. Thats what I love about PE teachers, as long as there are no fatale injuries they don'y really care. And after that he was bothering my friends again and the answer would've been yes if he had the guts to hit me. So no, but I sometimes get pretty violent

11. Serious relationship or one-night stands: Is this asking if I've had either one or which one I prefer?

12. Weight: A little over 100. IDK.

13. Favorite snack: extra flaming hot cheetos

14. Favorite candy: chocolate is a girls best friend. So, obviously it's our favorite candy too

15. Favorite movie: Order of the Phoenix

16. Favorite show: Girl Meets World(Don't judge me just because I still watch Disney!), Friends, and Sherlock

17. Do you smoke: Nope

18. Blonds or brunettes: Brunette 'cause I'm a brunette

19. Any scars: One on my arm, several on my legs, and one on my foot

20. Favorite music: Taylor Swift, 5SOS, etc

21. Favorite actor: Jennifer Lawrence

22. Where do you live: ON EARTH!

23. Do you miss anyone right now: not really

24. Last person to make you cry: idk

25. Do you enjoy school: Hardly ever

26. Desires: to be a best selling author

27. Favorite fast food joint: Panda Express

28. What's the last thing you drank: Water

29. What are you doing right now: Filling this thing out and watching Netflix

30. Where would you like to go: The beach or pool

31. Are you in a relationship: ...maybe

32. Have you ever been arrested: No, but there was that one time...

33. Ever had a stalker: I walk home from school and one of the people I walk home with acted like a stalker so I started calling him a stalker but technically, no

34: Are you random: I guess I could be random some- butterfly!

35. Favorite youtube channels: Bart Baker, Fine Bros, Jenna Marbles, My Digital Escape

36. What annoys you the most: People who think they're all that.

37. Gold or Silver: Gold! Gryffindor represent!

38. Favorite author: JK Rowling or Rick Riordan

39. Have you had any enemies? Too many to list

40. Any people fear you: Too many to list

41. Is there anyone you would personally like to kill: no...

42. Ninja or Pirates: ninja

43. The worst movie you have ever seen: All PJO movies

44. Are you right or left handed: Right

45. Would you like to have a pair of brass knuckles: um...idk

46. What time do you usually wake up: weekdays: 4:30, weekends: 8:00

47. Do you talk in your sleep: no, at least I don't think so

48. Favorite color: red

49. What annoys you about people: the fact that people judge others because of how they act

50. Favorite game: none