ame: Classified

Age: To Young for drinking but Old enough to be left alone unsupervised

Appearance: black hair, black eyes, tan skin

Hobbies: Watching anime, reading manga, coocking, eating (_)

Fav anime: Naruto, Bleach, One Peice, Fairy Tail, Tsubasa Chronicles, To aru majutsu no index, Katekyo Hitman Reborn,

Yu yu hakusho, Soul Eater, kuroko no basuke, etc...

Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Pride and Prejudice, Hunger games,( (_) yeah I haven't read that many books yet)

Fav genre: Humor, Mystery, Shounen ai, School life, Yaoi (what don't judge), and (begrudgingly) romance

inspirational quotes I wished I had time to read *

A man who lives right, and is right, has more power in his silence than another has by his words.

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of values

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems.

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago.

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up.

A well-cultivated mind is, so to speak, made up of all the minds of preceding ages; it is only one single mind which has been educated during all this time.

Very bad jokes that always makes me smile (or cringe) *

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.

" Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Eggs!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife

falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy

tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*y once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"

Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

A husband got his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. Next Christmas comes by and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband says, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"