Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.

"I don't care what you do man, but there's no way I'm getting a tat there." Jasper says. A tattoo and a chance meeting at Inked Inc. leads to a night of laughs, and... love? Now a two-shot.