Name: Cheese

Gender: Take a guess, you have a 50 chance. That's better than guessing on a multiple choice test,

Likes: Cheese, Video games, Poetry, Eccentricity and Electricity

Dislikes: Stupid People who repeat things they have already said, Pineapple, Baseball players who take steroids, and Stupid People who repeat things they have already said.

Favorite Fan-fictions: Teen Titans (not anymore, they F canceled the show), Super Smash Brothers, Metroid, The Legend of Zelda, and Fire Emblem.

Least favorite Fan-fictions: Dunno, I don't spend time on them.

Favorite pairings: LinkxSamus!! (They have been my two favorite/main characters on SSBM, and SSBB, Samus has been my favorite since SSB, also my two favorite games of all time are Legend of Zelda: OoT, and Metroid Prime (the first one)), IkexZelda, IkexSamus, FalconxSamus, LinkxLyn, TanaxEphraim, SethxEirika, HectorxLyn, LynxSamus, ZeldaxSamus, SamusxPikachu (haha), FoxxSamus, FoxxZelda, LuigixSamus, LuigixPeach, LuigixZelda (as you can tell, I mostly like uncommon pairings.

Why isn't there more LinkxSamus?? They're perfect for eachother!

Both:

Are the heroes and saviors of their Worlds

Have blonde hair and blue eyes.

Find new weapons and abilities as they explore places no one else is willing to go.

Have never spoken a word (Zero Suit Samus's taunts in SSBB don't count),

Are veterans of the Nintendo platforms (Legend of Zelda in 1984, Metroid in 1986, I believe)

Must face grotesque creatures and must damage them using a specific sequence of skills.

Must use the enemy's power to succeed (Transforming into Twilight Wolf, Using phazon as a weapon in Metroid Prime 1 and 3 (haven't played 2 yet))

Use equipment that is legendary in its own right (Hero of Time's clothes, Chozo Suit), equipment upgrades fir heat +water (Varia Suit-Goron Tunic, Gravity Suit-Zora Tunic+Iron Boots)

Need to collect certain "prizes" to progress (Chozo Artifacts in MP, Gemstones+Tokens in OoT)

Must face their dark sides (Dark Samus, Dark Link)

Both have been in all three SBB games, so there is history between the two.

Are probably the two hottest characters in Super Smash Bros (Samus for the Guys, Link for the Ladies)

So make a story with the pairing.

Least Favorite pairings: MarthxSamus (BOOOOOOOOOOOOO. :p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p !!), EliwoodxLyn, LinkxZelda (Way too cliche), most yaoi or yuri pairings. (I am NOT a homophobe, but it's seems that at least 50 of stories are written about guy-on-guy or girl-on-girl action- Worthless writing that is not worth my time that prevents real quality writing from being read, appreciated and constructively criticized. In other words, there is simply too much slashfluff. Storytelling should be tales of emotion, adventure, romance, and self-discovery. I understand that some people get a kick out of writing for intimate rather than intellectual pleasure. I myself will some indulge a little of this, a little of that from time to time, but I am sick of it. Especially PitxIke, that pairing has got to go. That's all, really.

Stories written: 0 and counting.

Ideas for stories:

Title: The Outsiders

Synopsis: Chronicles how three, "lonesome" super smash brothers rise from being shy tourney entrants to becoming great champions and respected celebrities, and the friendship that develops between them. Link, the Hero of Hyrule who is thrust into a technologically advanced world and knows no one, Samus, the most respected bounty hunter in the galaxy who trusts no one and hides her emotions, and Luigi, the "other" Mario Brother who has never been in the limelight that his brother Mario holds. Takes place from SSB through SSBB. Friendship between Luigi-Link-Samus, eventually love triangle LuigixSamusxLink.

Title: Always been there for me

Synopsis: Poem about how despite many outgoing suitors, Samus likes Link for who he truly is despite Link being shy.

Title: A new land, an even newer challenge

Synopsis: A distress call from the Lycian League causes Hyrule to send it's finest (and only) warrior to the rescue. Link must leave behind his home, his people, and his way of life for a new land. But his most difficult challenge will be winning the hand of Lady Lyndis amidst war and competitiors. (Eliwood :( gets assassinated :))