UNDERGOING A MAJOR CLEANUP. ZC. Zach and Cammie falling in love with a happily ever after? Yeah right. Learn to expect the unexpected. OOC.

Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .

The unwritten rules have now been written with commentary from all the characters. Rule #1: don't bleed.

"She is your world. Completely unforgettable. The glimmer of the moon, the distantly remembered sun on your skin, none of that matters with her. She is more captivating than the moon and the warmth of the fire in both of your hearts could out-shine any sun. She is the angel of your Heaven, the demon of your Hell, and the center of your Earth. You're in love with her, Vlad." "No."

Sequel to the Crossword Puzzle from Jared's Place. Tons of Zammie. All about their wedding but with a lot of flashbacks! T possibly M.

Bella Swan has always had everything she ever wanted. Money, popularity, and intelligence. The perfect life. But will the new boy in town turn her life upside down? And make her realize that her life has always been missing one thing.

One shot. Teenage hormones rage. and a wanting stirs. Percabeth.

One-shot about the Cave scene between Katniss and Peeta. Rated M for a reason.

Bella lost her whole family by the time she was eighteen. All she wanted to do was go to college. She meets Alice and Rosalie and they get her employed by Vicki's escort agency called Pretty as a Princess. Edward buys her...this story is not for everyone.

The ticking clock is a slow agonizing count down that reminds Jacob his time to save Bella from a fate worse than death is coming to an end. For now, only in his wildly vivid dreams does he confess his love to her. She needs to know, he needs to tell her.

Fluff! I have updated this story about Booth and Brennan. The first 10 chapters were written five years ago. Coming back to the story, i felt the urge to take the story in a different direction from chapter 5. Alternative story can be read from page 11 :D

During Catching Fire, Peeta did get Katniss pregnant after one night. Just the two of them. " What would you do if tonight was your last night of living?" -Katniss " I wouldn't waste it." -Peeta LEMON

"Are you sure? It's not that I don't want to. God I do. But we can wait. I wouldn't want you to rush into anything." Ever the gentleman. "I'm sure." Rated M for a reason. One Shot.

On a hot summer night KAtniss and Peeta can't sleep so they try something very new to both of them. KatnissXPeeta Lemon

Peeta and Katniss's time together is limited before they enter for the Quarter Quell. And where else but celebrate on the roof? Because there, too, there is beauty. Lemony. Catching Fire oneshot.

On the train back from the first Hunger Games, Peeta and Katniss are getting close. Sleeping in bed together every night, Katniss finally comes to realization of her feelings for Peeta, which maybe aren't so innocent at all. Rated M for sexual content!

How Katniss and Peeta spend their last night before the Hunger Games begin.

Katniss and Peeta have a steamy night. Before the Quarter Quell in CF. It's all LEMON. One-Shot, Everlark .

When Vlad and Henry End up in a summer camp in the small state of Maine, they discover small town girls aren't always what they seem. R&R, VladxOC I don't own Vlad or Henry, only Ashlee

Sequel to Peeta's Pastry Puns! Katniss is pregnant with Peeta's third child and her hormones are raging. OOC. Sequel: Mischievous Mellark Moments.

Post-Epilogue. Katniss and Peeta get down and dirty at the bakery, along with some jokes and other unexpected surprises. Kind of OOC, but it's all good fun. Sequel: Katniss' Kinky Cravings.

Two new girls come to town. One with silver hair and the other white. Vladimir Tod sparks an interest in one, but is she really what she seems to be? Or, is she something no one has ever seen before? Vlad must learn from her to learn more about himself. Re-write in progress!

Edward is fed up with Jacob's annoying and not so innocent thoughts of Bella. See how Edward lets Jacob know where his place is, as he gives Bella one of the few things she has ever asked him for. Revamped with blog, lemons, E/B, A/J, R/E, C/E, C/R

What if Laurel agreed to have sex with Tamani in Spells? Lemon! My first, so don't be too judgmental.

SEQUEL TO "THE PROPOSAL"! has spoilers for the 3rd book so beware. i cant WAIT for "only the good spy young" but anyway...zammie all the way and please read and review and recommend to others! R&R&R thanks!

Bella has gotten herself into another Alice scheme: Tango lessons. She ends getting an unlikely partner, Edward, her dance instructor. Read as they cross the thin line between student and teacher. R&R All Human, All real Drama

My version of Eclipse from chapter 20, the difference being that when Edward and Bella are alone after Edward properly proposes he gives into having sex with her. From then on Edward and Bella can’t keep their hands off each other. Full of lemony goodness

AU. CONTAINS : Bitchy Rachel, High School, Camp, Demigods, Percabeth ANDD THALICO! :D R&R please! REVISED VERSION :

An attempt at a wedding night scene in keeping with character, period and style. To be inserted between 6th and 7th paragraph, Ch. 12, Vol.3. Bible references to Acts, 1 Kings and Song of Solomon. Somewhat too racy for the period, hence M. Please comment.

Takes place right after Elizabeth and Darcy are married. Chapter one sees them sitting in the carriage on their way to their honeymoon. What follows is a tale of misunderstandings, intrigue, angst, and most of all, love conquering all. Please review.

How Edward and Jane might have experienced her carrying their first child. Jane/Edward -REWRITTEN!

Edward is ready to take the next step with Bella and wants to make it special. So he takes her to their meadow...

*Fandom4Preemies* Emmett, Bella, Alice, & Rose go to a minor league baseball game to watch Jasper play. While there Emmett buys his sister Bella a date from the players being auctioned off for charity. She's not happy but goes anyway. Edward is her date

Elizabeth and Darcy must accomodate for the necessary changes that come with impending parenthood, but have they followed their logic through to what comes when they are faced with Baby Darcy?

A short story in which Lizzie gives birth to Darcy's first child.

6 months into their relationship, Percy and Annabeth have reached the phase where they just can't keep their hands off each other, and they need to find a place to release this passion without getting caught. No lemon but still rated M. Percabeth.

I don't any rights to Jane Austen. This is a modern tale of Pride and Prejudice.

After Jane and Edward finally get married, they share an impassioned wedding night.

Edward gives Jane a treat while on Holiday

A short standalone; modern. A glimpse into one morning for Darcy and Lizzy. Please read and review; comments greatly appreciated!

This is my take on what happened when the twins were born... A/G of course ;

ON PERMANENT HIATUS. My take on Vlad and Snow's relationship post TGB. AU for EGB, but later elements might come into play. Rated T for language and slight gore.

We all know what Jessica was thinking the night Lucius bit her and made her his own. But we don't know what Lucius was thinking himself. This is your chance to find out. Chapter 65 pages 342- 351 rewritten, enjoy.

"I'm pregnant," she blurted. George's heart stopped as he processed what his wife just said. Oneshot. AG.

A reunion. A one night stand. Where does that leave us in our twisted little tale? Who's that girl that seems to know Zach so well? And who's the traitor in our close-knit group of friends? What would you do to save the one you loved the most? A bit OOC.

All-Vamps! Bella's husband and her siblings think it is time for her to experience her first club experience. They dress her up and drag her out for the night, let's see what she does when she finds out where they're taking her.

B&D Part 1. SMUT! I didn't mean to—and I had this nagging suspicion that someone from 'up there', probably Aphrodite, was laughing at me—but I found the magazine. And yeah, now that I think about it, Aphrodite probably did have something to do with it.

Like my other stories, this is pure smut. It's M for a reason. Annabeth tries to fight Percy off.

Snow is your average goth girl - who lets a secret vampire feed off of her blood in the shadows. Rated T for swears and a little blood...duh.

Elizabeth finds herself in an abusive, loveless marriage, with no way out. Regency One-shot

Pippa's curiosity gets the best of her, resulting in Felicity demonstrating what can happen when one opens their mind to something new. Pippa/Felicity femslash

Kartik and Gemma's first two kisses from Kartik's point of view.

The story takes place 7 years after TSFT. What happens when Gemma, Ann, and Felicity must return to Spence and the realms? Will Gemma and Felicity find love again? Read to find out :

Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward

Sequel to Not Alone; Vladimir Tod has met a girl named DJ who just moved in. She wants to kill him. How much does DJ know? Will she go through with it? And what exactly happend too Elizabeth Sabrina Welling?

Forever," I agreed and pulled us gently into deeper water. After all, we said, I wasn't worried or scared of hurting her. I was ready, she was ready, just waiting for me to make the next move, and I did. Slowly I leaned down and gently crushed my cold..

Kitty has behaved in a manner to compromise her reputation, and her suitor is not amused at her refusal of him. Fortunately, gossip forces them together in a most interesting way. Some lemon.

Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.

Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.

The Swan and Cullen's are rivals at Forks high school. But there are hidden feeling between Edward and Bella. a deep memory of their past and how much things have changed. at first they hate each other but hate turns into something else. FORBIDDEN LOVE.

ON HOLD. Sequel to Cupid Painted Blind. Edward and Bella are starting a new stage in their lives. Will the changes affect their relationship? AH/AU OOC. Rated M for lemons.

Bella and Edward finally get engaged, they recreate a special night with some new memories. AH. BXE. Lemon-because really...that is the only reason you read fanfiction

Bella needs to learn some new tricks, and she knows just the man to teach her. A O/S for the Public Lovin Contest

AU/AH OOC Bad girl Bella Swan takes on a challenging bet to turn Edward, resident golden boy, to the dark side. Can one bet turn into a life time of love? Lemons and adult situations. Better Summary inside. Collab w/Luvrofink and Chartwilightmom

A serial killer on the lose. A victim without a chance. "...searching for the one that would make my heart flutter like the wings of a hummingbird."

A very sexy Edward runs into Bella one night at a convenience store. AH

Edward and Bella have always been neighbors. Bella was born blind, but Edward never minded, they were inseparable. Somehow they turned into best friends with benefits. But all is about to change this summer. AH/AU OOC. Rated M for lemons.

Bella is working at Blood Moon-a gentleman's club. She's fiery, smug and rude. And she needs a new body guard. Who better to hire than none other than Edward Cullen. Will the polar opposites clash at work where they need to co-operate? LEMONS B E

Bella doesn't want to go out, Alice and Rosalie force her to join in on the fun! What happens when a gorgeous stranger spills his drink on her? AH/AU OOC ExB One-shot for St. Patty's Day!

It's junior year for Cammie and her 3 best friends. What happens when the boys from Blackthorne come back again? They go to Roseville because their school isn't safe anymore. Will Josh be jealous or not?

What will Gemma do with her future? What If Kartik didn't die?

A modern and mature Jane Eyre related piece inspired by the short story “Lonesome Little Blue” by O’Neil De Noux

George has put his child in danger, and Alanna brings him to task for it. This is why interfering with the Lioness's cubs is a bad, bad, idea.

Z/C. "What did I say to you before I gave you that necklace, Cammie?" Zach said, his finger on my chin forcing me to look up. And I didn't have to answer him to know he would always be there for me. Forever and always. I smiled. "Thanks anyway."

No matter how crazy, you always have to stick to your cover. A collection of oneshots. Assorted couples. III: It always starts with a dare. M-ish.

I found this list on someone's profile. I pick and chose some that I thought were good, and wrote this story! Please review!

What would happen if Laurel and David were just friends, and Tamani enrolled in their school one day. First Fanfic.

Tamani/Laurel. Laurel's returning to her old house so she can bloom. With things between her and David messed up, will things work out the way Tamani always wanted them to between him and Laurel? Two-shot. Read and Review!

George has fun telling Alanna why he loves winter. Written for Goldenlake Advent Calendar Prompt #1 "Winter". at fiefgoldenlake dot proboards dot com

Cammie hasn't seen or heard from Zachary Goode since senior year. When he returns four years later, she lifts her hopes that maybe they can be together, for once. But can she deal with being the CIA's top agent AND having romantic troubles?Finally Updated

The Darcy's wedding night is a real eye-opener for the former Miss Bennet.

The Seduction of Edward & Stained Glass Windows re-worked. The plot is the same but the rest is MUCH different. Trust me, It's worth re-reading. : A/N The rating will only be a T for the first few chapters, then it will be moved to the M section.

Kartik often dreams about Gemma and what would happen if she came to his tent.

Trouble has found Vlad once again when another vamp seeks his death. Although it's kind of hard to pay attention to these kinds of things when you're obliviously falling in love with someone unexpected... Vlad/OC 4 Those who don't like MereVlad

Edward and Bella are CEO's of rivaling companies. Behind closed doors, they're friends... with benefits. What happens when certain boundaries of their agreement are crossed, and feelings become involved? "I'm the best you'll ever have." AU. OOC. Lemons.

Cammie/Zach BIG time, people! Zach is attempting to propose to Cammie, and she's coming up with some wierd things to talk about...This is a story about his problems with this...it's their whole night.

These are some things I just thought of off the top of my head and though that others would enjoy as well. Bella has been a naughty girl over the summer leading up to the wedding and Rosalie and Alice decide to punish her with a list.

Edward is back in Forks, but something is very wrong. He's not the same as he used to be. "I feel like a savage, Bella. I'm trapped inside a body I can't control." ExB: lemons. dark/mature themes. vampires. OOC. "That's right, sweetheart. Scream my name."

Elizabeth and Fitzwilliam have been married for a year when tragedy strikes. They deal with their grief as the incident drives them apart, and then, finally, together again, bonded even closer than before. REGENCY ONE-SHOT, ExD

The saying goes, "It's the inside that counts," but when you're a spy, what you look and act like on the outside matters more.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

THREE-SHOT about our favorite couple's engagement! better than it sounds. Zammie! Now rated M for lemon that is only mentioned, young ones. C/Z, B/G, L/J, M/D

Vladimir finds a very unique girl named Sabrina. More like she found him. Sabrina takes Vlad on a breathtaking adventure. When they have only one choice...who is going to go? Rated T for death.

Cammie finds her inner-actress when a mission hails them on the set of a much anticipated sci-fi movie.Two-shot,Zammie fluff

The Gallagher girls have graduated and now one of them is getting married. It's two months until the wedding and they have to go on a mission. Will the mission get in the way? Or will old flames? Reading my other GG fics before this one is recommended.

When Gemma gets too close to Kartik, she's knows that it's wrong but she can't bring herself to stop, not realizing the risks until finally, their nights of ecstasy result in something unexpected that neither of them are ready for. LEMONS after chapter 2.

Darcy and Elizabeth's wedding night, and their conversation in the morning. I have in mind Colin Firth's Mr. Darcy. Thanks so much for your kind reviews - Often I can't get the links to work to reply directly, but I love to read your comments!

Jaimy's feelings after Jacky leaves when she sees him with another woman.

Different Point of Views of all Jacky's Men that she meets and loves. R&R and enjoi!

After sneaking away from Fowlson in the sewers, Kartik and Gemma need to find a way to get cleaned up before he returns her to Spence.

Two years pass, and Josh is still thinking about Cammie. So he goes to the Roseville carnival. Song-fic and one-shot. R&R

Sequeal to GG3&Summer of Spies. It's another year at Gallagher, their last. Blackthorne boys are still there learning with the girls. But there is one boy missing. Cammie wants to find him. And her and her friends will break as many rules to find him.

Jasper gets bored and decides to mess with the Cullen family and maybe more. WARNING: Breaking Dawn Spoilers. Rated T just in case.

Cammie and her friends have graduated. She has to go on a mission to college and Russia to keep half of the United States from being completely wiped off the face of the earth. Bad Summary, I know. Please read and review! Lots of Cammie and Zach!

Sequel to GG3:New Year. This summer Cammie is going to Nebraska, and Zach's going with her! They will be working at her Grandma's B&B and while there, they meet some interesting characters.

For the SMC contest. The girls vow to lose their virginity by prom night. Will they succeed? One-shot. E/B, J/A, Em/R. Lemons. MA for mature. American Pie-Twilight crossover.

What would happen if all of Cammie's grade had to be moved to the boys spy school, and since this is a last minute thing the girls are forced to be room-mates with boys. What will happen is Cammie's room mate is Zach

This year Gallagher girls and Blackthorne boys are fused together again but not at super secret spy school, but at the normal Roseville High school were Cammie's ex-boyfriend Josh goes. A competition between Zach and Josh. Who will win?

-"and after all, you're my wonder wall..."— Ten things you probably didn't know about Zach Goode. Oneshot. Zach-centric; minor Z/C. R&R.

What happens when Cammie and her Partner go on a mission to save the world. What Cammie will do is far more important than anyhting. What she finds out on this mission will change her life forever. Cammie/Zach

Set after Breaking Dawn. Edward and Bella are away to Isle Esme for a week for their anniversary. A gift is sent to them from Emmett and Rose; a box full of sex toys! ExB just can’t resist!

Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?

During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.

Sequel to "The Game." Zach and Cammie go on a life-changing mission. Can Zach protect Cammie? What's going to happen between Zach and Cammie? Who's that other guy, Derrik, and what is he up to? What are those chem geeks doing? What's up with the Blondies?

A short oneshot of Cammie and Zach having a child. PM me if you want me to make it an actual story of the child growing up.

Cammie hasn't heard from Zach in over seven years. What happens when an old teacher,& 4 former Gallagher Girls and Blackthorne Boys show up? What's up with their legends, and who married Cam's mom? The Chameleon is gone and in her place is the Seductress

School dance is postpones and Zach and Cammie go to the Spring Fling at Josh and DeeDee's school.

Zach is back, and Cammie and him are playing a game. Who will win? Can Cammie send Zach over the edge?

“You are terribly pathetic, Kartik. I mean, how can you, an Indian, possibly give me my merits?” Choice. That is what it all comes down to. Gemma has to make her choice between love and death. No third alternative. Now she has to live with the inevitable.

I have seen these lists for Emmett, so i wrote an extremely long one for Alice. Enjoy :D

Scenes that didn't make the Teen-rated cut. "Naughty" sister of Two Can Tango! Complete for now... Haven't read Two Can Tango? No fear. This can be an independent read.

Jackys dying and Jacky is trying to comfort Jaimy as he cries over her. He tries to be strong as he watches his love slip from his grasp. Rated T for suicide attempt.

Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.

How many years pass before Jacky wishes he were here?

A sequal to The Seduction of Edward..... When Edward finally gives in will Bella finally get what she wants or will the road she's taken lead only to heart ache?

Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.

ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"

A flawed but fun, modern and mature adaptation of Jane Eyre.

Little smutty one shot.

Written for the Porn Battle. Pride and Prejudice, Darcy/Elizabeth, Wedding Night prompt. Kinda cheesy.

While Mayhem’s King and Queen rule from their throne/ Th’ Master of Pemberley loses his head/ Wand’ring ‘round gardens, he reaps what he’s sown/ And winds up in Miss Elizabeth’s bed." Twelfth Night at Pemberley. P&P.

Jacky Faber, at Amy's house, is abashed to find that her love Jaimy supposedly in China shows up without warning. First chapter...

EB: lemons! mature! a bit OOC... not too much. "Easy, love..." he whispered roughly, his lips touching her ear. "You test the thin boundaries of my self-control."

Fee and Pip are crawling into their seperate beds after vespers and time in the great hall. But it was not meant to be, it is a sense, a feeling, a mutual desire. It was one of their nights, one of our nights. oneshot, semi-drabble, Fee/Pip slash

-I couldn't stand the end of TSFT, so I'm rewriting it! Karma- Gemma may have defeated the Tree of All Souls, but now she has a whole new set of problems. Will she ever get her life back to normal, and can she restore normalcy to the realms?

The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines. Cowritten with the hilarious lindaroo! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often!

FINALLY it's finished! 42 chapters, 9 months since it started. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I've enjoyed writing it! Thank you, and goodnight

A "Bloody Jack" oneshot! From "In the Belly of a Bloodhound." Jacky tells the girls another story of how she and her London children's gang almost burnt down a smithy...

The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.

Ok so this is a little diddy that is about the cullen men writting things Emmett isnt allowed to say or do to them. It is based off of another story I gave credit to it in my A/N.

A chilling realization leaves Kartik and Gemma on the run for their lives. Who can they trust now but each other? On their quest to sort out the mess that has become their lives, they learn a few things about each other, and inevitably themselves.

Mr. Knightley can't help but think of Emma. FYI George is Mr. Knightley's first name.

On her first night as Mrs. Brandon, Marianne realizes all the poetry she has read has not prepared her for what marriage, and, more importantly, love, can offer her. A Sense and Sensibility smutlet with a healthy dose of heart.

A very naughty epilogue to Her Price

Mr. And Mrs. Darcy’s wedding night. My first Pride and Prejudice fanfic, so expect a lame attempt.