For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. (but i must admit... i believe i am PRETTY KOOL LOL)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST drink alot, know about bombs, and love communism.

I'm from NEW JERSEY, so I MUST be a Gweedo, or Gweedet and speak with that ACCENT.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. dont consider myself to be overweight especially because im more in shape than those that are a perfect size in my school)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

Name: Alyssa
Nicknames: None but wish i did
Birth Date: November 27th
Hair Color: Dark Brown with lighter brown and gold highlights in the summer

Eye Color: Brown

Height: 5'1-2ish
Piercings: Just earrings..
Tatoos: None..
Heritage: Russian

Best...

Food: IDK, too many to chose from. I just love food
Drink: Sprite or Water
Time of Day: around 6-late night!
Season: All!
Day of the Week: Saturday
Color: Green
Place in U.S: JERSEY( New Jersey)
Place outside U.S: Italy in General or Europe!!!
Magazine: Us and People

Friend: Too many to count

Feeling: Excitement, happiness, relaxed, parnoid, nervous (alot)...

Do You...

Shower Daily: of course!
Brush your Teeth Daily: duh

Sing: pshhhh... NOPE

Dance: YEPPERS! Im trying out for the competing dance team this year- fingers crossed( if not then i do the preforming team)
Drink: Nope

Smoke: Nope
Read Books: Yes, many of them
Read Magazines: a few
Have a Religion: yes Jewish
Have a Bf/Gf: none so far...
Play an Instrument: the piano

In the Opposite Sex...

Hair Color: Dark...sexy
Eye Color: Light colored eyes. yummmm
Height: taller than me..
Tatoos: no way
Piercings: no thank you!

Body Type: muscular

Hobbies: READING, WRITING, DANCING, DRAWING

Do You Believe In...

Ghosts: sometimes
Aliens: yes
God: yes
Devil: not really
Heaven: yes!!!

Hell: i guess..
Afterlife: yes

Have You Ever...

Been Arrested: no
Cheated: no
Been Cheated on: no..
Had your Heart Broken: no
Broken someone elses Heart: i hope not...
Stripped: who do you think I am?
Kissed more than two people in one night: no
Kissed someone of the same sex: nope
Lied: who doesnt?
Gotten into a fight: yeah...just words
Passed out: no
Stolen anything:ummmm, nothing major...
Done something you regret: a few things..
Been on T.V: no
Been in Love: no. I hope sometime in the near future

Last Person You...

Yelled at: mom
Missed: I'm not sure...
Were told loved you?: my mom...LMAO