HIIIIIIIII!

omg this is so cool, i have an account thing!

okaay so hiii my name is lukeisSOOOhotOMGhesoIS, well thats not my real name because if it was that would beso totally weird LOLOL but anyways, my real name is sissy, and luke is SO hot, yeah thats why my name says that, well not my name name but my fan fiction name LOL thats funny

okay, so, um, um, um, um, um, LOL okay, um. i havent ritten fan fiction before, but im a total luke and lorilei lover, is there a word for that? there seems to be all these wierd words on this site LOL hahah anyway, i love luke, they should so make the show about him! hess soooo hott! like, burnign up SEXY

so, yeah, im sissy like i sed and im new like i sed THAT also LOLOL so, uuuuuh what elese. yeah, i love horses, their soooooooo cool, rnt they? yeah, i know they are. LOL im sorta funny, at least i think, and my friends say i am, so yeah, i guess i am. i dont wanna sound all, whats the word, comceeded? whatever, dotn wanna sound it, but hey cant argue with facts LOL

i love gilmroe gbirls, like i SED! HAA! but i also loooooooooovee full hous bcz i think dany taner is SO hot, not as hot as luk but hey who is, besides simon from 7th heaven but WHATEVER lol, and yeaaaaaa

i have two brothers, ricky and larson, and a sister, jenni, who are all so weird LOL and i have a horse whos name is candy, shes sooo pretty shes brown with a dark brown mane and these browny eyes, i dont own her own herbut i sort of do, ya no?

so, like i might have said, im new, and im gonna rite gilmore girls fics, because i think im a lot like loralie and i can rite her personalty sooo well, at least i think i can... lorili reminds me so much of myself its crazy i was likeWOAH shes so like me! i have brown hair to, but my eyes are brown like my horse TEE HEE

so, i love revwews soooooooooooo mcuh so plz plz plz plz leave me some pretty plzzzzz ill be your best friend i sware! heeehee, i told u i was funny!

i love you SOOOOOOO mcucccch!

LOVE sissy xoxoxoxoxoHUGS! KISSESS! i luuuuuv you\

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To the lovely Me and others who hated it yet not quite enough to actually take the time to report: My God. Don't you know a parody when you see it? Please let me mock the grammar-less, plotless, character-idea-less people who grace this website at times (and believe me, I am not mocking all of them because I happen to love most FanFic writers, as I am one myself, along with my "beta" sexylukeissexy). You know you've all seen them. The point of this FanFic was to see how bad I could actually make it, in ALL respects, including grammar, and, well, all around annoying-person-ness, and still get some slightly positive reviews. The thing was, although incredibly scarce, I did get some sincere reviews that said quasi-positive things. This goes to show the incredible... I don't even know what it shows, all I know is that it astounds me beyond belief. So, thank you to the smarties who figured out the parody and took some joy from it.