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Finding Rick Riordan by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Finally, Percy gets to go on that "not-date" to the movies with Annabeth. Then a new trailer starts to play: The Lightning Thief. Their harmless trip to the movies turns into a quest to find and interrogate the one man who knows so much about their lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,553 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/16/2018 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Phoenix Phantom by R.tistiC reviews
Challenge response. Danny and Danielle are in England and happen to witness an introduction to a world they never knew existed when they see Harry Potter face Dementors in an alleyway of Little Whinging. When the Order of the Phoenix finds out that the Phantoms could somehow also see dementors, despite being muggles, secrets of the Wizarding World and their upcoming war unravel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 175,733 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Dani
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 2,972 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 6,966 - Follows: 4,788 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Percabeth Revolution: We're Going Swiss! by Felicity Dream reviews
Eros shoots an arrow and now Percy has the gods chasing after him. Luke is somehow not dead. Annabeth is Queen of Camp Half-Blood. Nico forms a rehab for characters, Rachel is telling fake fortunes, Thalia is contemplating nun-hood, and there are hoards of fangirls and fanboys everywhere. Welcome to neutral Switzerland. Crack w/ sugar added, and playfully makes fun of all pairings.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,461 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Percy J.
Break Myself by Colt reviews
Percy struggles after the prophecy, and Nico struggles with some personal problems while trying to help his friend, that has to remain ONLY a friend. PercyxNico, but very, very slow-building. No OCs. BOOK-verse. language/later hints to Mature content
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,739 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3616 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 2,400 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Phantom Reaper by CrossoverxToxThexDarkxSide reviews
Full Sum Inside! It wasn't his fault he could see Souls and the monsters as clearly as everyone else could see ghosts. But when Danny gains the power to finally defend his town against them, can he be strong enough to do it? Can he overcome his dark past?
Crossover - Bleach & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,085 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Danny F.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6043 - Favs: 6,096 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Spirited Away by CoronaIgnis reviews
Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,522 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 2,720 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
One Last Theft by sirensbane reviews
Artemis Fowl makes the biggest mistake of his life when he decides to steal from Seto Kaiba. And when the fairies get involved, well...
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 64,465 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/1/2012 - S. Kaiba, Artemis F. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4819 - Favs: 16,634 - Follows: 15,155 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Blank Canvas by MissehKeehl reviews
Matt hated what his life had turned into. He’d lost his parents, his home; everything. However, she always said: “When life goes bad and you draw a blank, you just have to color the fun back in”...And he’d always love her for that. MattxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,186 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Matt
Bleachymon by Sakiku reviews
Ichigo wakes up in an unknown location. The more he discovers, the more he realizes this can only be a hallucination from his cracked subconscious: he's caught in a place where his childhood trauma of Pokemon has changed the world into something horrible!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,562 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Ichigo K.
Excitable Emboar and the Sperm that says 'Spli' by Seppicakes reviews
With nothing to her name but a Tepig and her dashing good looks, White sets off on an adventure that will lead her into a world of love, dreams, and motorbikes. But who is this mysterious trainer N, and why is he such a cutesicle?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,132 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G.
I Loved You Too Much by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Oneshot. Set after Phantom Planet. Clockwork muses on Danny and his feelings for the ghost child, and suffers the consequences because of it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Danny F., Clockwork - Complete
Harry Potter and the Combat Butler by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P.
5 Times Supernatural Makes Danny's Life Miserable by Quiddative reviews
Danny felt slightly offended and maybe even a little jealous when Sam expressed more interest over John Winchester's death instead of over the fact her best friend could walk through walls now. Half-ghosts were totally better than demons.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
Ghost King's Bane by Musafreen reviews
A lot of things happen when Nico walks into a classroom. Parody. For all you poor souls who wept into your hands after reading a Nico/OC story. Nominated for a Verita Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
Witches Wizards Shadows and Souls by Mei1105 reviews
A new power is terrorising the wizards. Voldemort now wields a magic ten thousand years old. And there's only a few people in the world who know how to beat it. Meanwhile, a failed attack in Domino City brings some unwanted attention. SEQUEL UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 383,046 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Marik's Guide To Becoming A Sexual Conquistador by Her Sweetness reviews
To improve love lives and his financial predicament, Marik's coming out with a video on how to woo the opposite sex. With the help of his sarcastic cameraman Malik and his best friend Bakura, this is sure to be a best seller.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,316 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Yami Marik, Marik I.
I Believe In The Sand Between My Toes by Her Sweetness reviews
The new Pharaoh of Egypt has a lot of problems. For one, he must find a way to tell his Advisor he's gay. Another, his cousin, Seth, leads a secret life as a dancer. And who is this Thief King and why is he robbing Atem's closet?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,645 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Atem, Thief Bakura - Complete
Rascals R Wee by Her Sweetness reviews
[Sequel to Motel 37] After a millennium mishap, the yamis get turned into chibis! Whats worse is that the hikaris LOVE it and REFUSE to change them back! What's a cute, little spirit to do? Be totally naughty.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,523 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Happily Ever After by Her Sweetness reviews
[Oneshot, MarikxMalik] I end up thinking of that chocolate commercial again. It just seems so nice. To be able to get the one you love and have chocolate, too. Why isn’t my life like that?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
The Not So Great Legend of Captain Wow by Her Sweetness reviews
[Oneshot] Sick and tired of Yami getting all the praise, Yugi decides it's time for him to take the spotlight! Thus, Captain Wow is born!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Something Stupid This Way Comes by Her Sweetness reviews
When Marik, Yami and Bakura are left on their own for Halloween, a night of passing out candy turns into something weird as they discover an utterly sick and disturbing new way to terrorize kids. DONE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2005 - Published: 10/30/2005
Big Ships of the Navy by Her Sweetness reviews
[Oneshot!] [Early birthday fic for Kaiba!] All Seto wanted was some sleep. But everyone knows and wants to wish him happy birthday! What's a tired CEO to do?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2005 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Motel 37 by Her Sweetness reviews
Sequel to Wish You Were Here. When the yamis find out they’re going along with their hikaris for a vacation, they’re ecstatic. But joy quickly turns to woe when the yamis end up trapped at a motel and the killings begin. Is it one of them? DONE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,856 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 6/18/2005
Herculean reviews
The night Sasuke left, something in Sakura snapped. Now she has to come to terms with herself and her strength, while trying to minimize the property damage, medical bills, and assault charges.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sakura H.