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Joined 01-02-10, id: 2201585, Profile Updated: 01-27-13
Author has written 4 stories for Mortal Instruments.

Hi, welcome to my profile! =)

My name is Denise, you can call me Iz. I live in the Philippines and I'm proud to be a Filipino. I'm now in college and I'm studying BS Pharmacy as my pre-med. I really want to be a Doctor someday. I'm 17 years old.

I love reading books, writing stories, playing guitar, talking with my friends, styling clothes.

I hate haters and backstabbers


For people that hate stereotypes, or just like making words bold like I do. Yeah, you just bold the ones that you are and copy and paste this onto your profile
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (wearing black feels so good sometimes)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I sometimes fail too, when laziness hit me and I will not study for a test, which occurs always)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (ew, I have guy friends and they're all decent even though they're a bit greenminded)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I just have a sense of style of my own)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAY PEOPLE, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas (Llamas? xD)
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (hey, I sometimes eat rice 4 times a day, but my weight never changes)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I'm not allowed to have boyfriends...although I already have 2 exes and my parents didn't know about it)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (so true, even though I hate homeworks I'm still obliged to finish it all)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (No way am I a dork. I play guitar and I'm the only girl in the band and I'm the eldest too. I play with my 2 boy cousins and 2 brothers and they're all younger than me)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (hey, I'm not a loser although I'm different from the others)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (I'm a bad dancer)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (hmm, I'm only allowed to drink when my parents are present but I sometimes drink with my bestfriend when our parents are around.)

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I've got an artistic talent in music)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (i'm a very humorous person)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I'm a bitch sometimes, that's true)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (eeeww, I'm a bit greenminded but I don't watch porn)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (I wish I am. my brothers are so annoying sometimes)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (All Filipinos are intelligent. it's in our blood) =)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I hate emos, so I'm not one myself but I'm a writer)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (not really, I'm just a bit popular. I envy my other brother for being so popular in his batch. I'm just a year older than him and we got compared, a lot. And his friends and other batch mates knows me. =) I'm a bit popular too in his batch)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (no!! me and my friends love reading and we read together sometimes so I am not a loner =P)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I don't even pay attention to politics)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (haha... I'm a bit childish but I'm starting to get over it)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s (I wish I could talk to kangaroos...or at least ducks...)
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (That's actually the complete opposite of band kids. We party in those bleachers xD)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I have ASTHMA so I MUST be a loser
I am an ADRENALINE JUNKIE so I MUST be suicidal


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Forever Begins Now by those3littlewords reviews
"Ms. Waldorf's pregnant." Nate almost choked on the water he was drinking, and Chuck's eyes widened. Post 1x17; Chuck/Blair, Nate/Serena, The Non-Judging Breakfast Club, and mentions of Georgina/Dan/Serena. Other characters possibly included.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 8/17/2009
You don't know how much I love you by KelsArchive reviews
Jace and Clary love story with drama, action, and romance. Stick with me for the beginning because it gets better as it goes on. Post City of Glass, City of Fallen Angels spoilers are added in at a later point not yet . Summary bad, story better! DFTBA!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,340 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Freaky Friday Clique Version by The Sponge of Dignity reviews
this is different that freaky friday...no chinese food involved. The clique switch bodies with their boyfriends! read read read read and review!
Clique - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,865 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
Second Chances by aquamysticwriter reviews
A new Institute is built in Forks and Clary, Jace, Isabelle and Alec are transferred there. They meet up with the Cullens and the La Push werewolves and things get a little complicated. WARNING post COG and BD spoilers! Anonymous reviews accepted.
Crossover - Twilight & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,594 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Complete
The Sick Princess by momoxtoshiro reviews
The SA gang and company go to a small party. After some passionate dancing and dinner, Hikari gets food poisoning, and who else but Kei decides to help her out? Fluff! Enjoy ;3
S.A - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Hikari H., Kei T. - Complete
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Hollywood Starlet 2 reviews
Clarissa Morgenstern's life continues as Clary Fray. Clary must balance her school life and her famous actress life with the help of her friends.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Hollywood Starlet reviews
Clarissa Morgenstern is a hollywood starlet gone into rehab because of her behavior. As a part of her rehab she need to study in a school will she be able to survive it?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,183 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
See you again reviews
Clary met a boy at a market and can't wait to see him again... I suck at summaries! LOL
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
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