Hello worldy,

Well I guess I'll give you a few facts since that helps some people enjoy a writers stories better and all. (This is a bio anyway)

I'm in my teens and while fairly reclusive, I do enjoy talking to anyone who wants to PM me or help me improve my writing. Technically my first language is Spanish although my parents switched over to only English in my knder years. I like a lot of things, dislike a few things (mostly different human traits), and yes i do have dreams.

Okay... Well I'm pretty much a newb at fanfiction seeing as I've been reading fanfictions years before actually showing anyone my own creations and all that wonderful stuff that comes with it. Anyway, back on track. If you flame, let me know WHY it sucks. Pleaaaassseeee...?

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when ) m o m ( was your hero?
and 'D a D' was the boy you were going to marry?
when your WORST ENEMiES were your siblings?
and rAcE ISsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR - was a card game?
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Don't ask me where I got these... Heh, I kinda don't remember...

"A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'We've got to learn to run faster.'"

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

"If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and then find someone who's life has given them Vodka, and have a party."- Ron White

"Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES!"

"No one is a virgin, the world screws us all."

"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to sky dive TWICE."

"If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something..."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me."

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."

"Today I got lost on the road of life." -Kakashi Hatake

"People are like slinkies. They aren't good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."

"I went outside once. The graphics were amazing but the gameplay and storyline were terrible."

"Sharks aren't so bad... If a stranger entered my house wearing only a speedo, I'd probably attack him too."

"A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss."

"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away."

"Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

"The trouble with life, is there's no background music."

"I don't get even, I get odder."

"Excuse me while I find a container for my joy."

Ok well onto the good stuff!