New in town, Dirk meets Roxy... Is it love at first sight?

A new school. A new start. You would think something like that would be perfect. But in Karkat's life? Hell no. Everything's too complicated. But... there might be sunlight in this hellhole, and that would be John Egbert - and the perfection he is. Sexual themes in later chapters.

John Egbert has a pretty sweet life. His gay roommate Dave pays for practically everything, and he spends all his time goofing off with Karkat and the others in their band. But if he wants to date Vriska Serket he's going to have to shape up and defeat all 7 of her evil exes. Humanstuck AU a la Scott Pilgrim, T for some language and sexy times.

Dave is a popular high schooler and is in love with someone so unpopular. He has all six classes with her. What will he do when he starts to lose control of his feelings? Humanstuck- Dave/Nepeta

Humanstuck AU. Karkat Vantas is just a guy trying to find some identity, even if it means backpacking across country, staying the night at random strangers houses, hitchiking with lesbians, or even carpooling with hipsters. With luck, he might just find himself love. Until then. he's fucking stuck on the side of the road, waiting for God knows what.

Your favorite characters dying.

A humanstuck au where all of the trolls and kids are there and they do things that teenagers do. The alpha and beta kids are all the same age. Please don't be offended by their relations. The point of view changes, but it's Nepeta, Dave, and Tavros for the most part, as well as a few others. T rating may be a bit pushy sometimes. Feel free to review.

Our favorite Kittycat troll needs to catch her little crab! But since she's too shy to go about it the conventional way, things are going to get a little steamy, if you know what I mean. *wonk* ((SmutSmutSmut don't like it don't read it. Contains NepKat, FefQuius, Rosemary, JohnVris, and a bit of JohnNep I guess? Just a tinge, don't worry. Mostly NepKat.))

Up late and bored one night, John pesters Rose. One thing leads to another and eventually the two end up playing a strip game over pesterchum.