With Wheatley in tow, Chell might as well write "DISPENSE PRODUCT HERE" on her shirt and throw herself in front of a turret - but she can't leave him behind, either. COMPLETE.

Rumour has it that one of the RED team's new members is going to be an Australian. The BLU Spy really isn't looking forward to having to try and murder someone like Saxton Hale everyday. However, when the new man arrives, he's not what the Spy's expecting. Not at all. He's going to be far more fun to kill.

Sometimes, the biggest of changes can start from a simple accident. So it is that, in a single moment, Timothy Lawrence alters the fate of Pandora forever. But whether this will be for better or worse is another matter entirely. (Eventual Angel/Timothy pairing that diverges sharply from Borderlands 2 canon)

Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays

What if she had held on at the end? Post-Portal 2, slight AU, no humanizations.

Wildfires must come and run their course, but take care not to scorch the earth too completely. One day you may want it again. [There Is A Season - Book III of IV]

Moxxi is no stranger to relationships, and her ability to manipulate men and women alike knows no bounds - almost. But this time, she might have bitten off more than she can chew. A shortish story describing Moxxi's relationship with Jack, and the betrayals that followed. Spoilers for Borderlands 2 and the Pre-Sequel. Violence and adult themes.

Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.

The robot wars are over, and Gray Mann is long dead, but not forgotten. The future is bright for the mercenaries, but less so for the one remaining active Scout robot. Frustrated, lonely and bored, he discovers that he's actually not as alone as he thought. Will he be successful in his attempt to save the poor broken Soldierbot he found, or will his actions endanger everyone?

Sometimes the past, with all its grudges and irritations, simply won't stay away no matter how far you run...and sometimes, at the end of it all, family is all you have to cling to.

The war against the robots had seemed pretty straight-forward at first, but then things changed - when a survivor of a robot attack is found in the ruins of a city, it touches off a series of event that show that this change in the war is far more than just a struggle for control of Mann Co.

Due to nothing more than a silly administrative error, two men found out the terrible truth behind their jobs at RED and BLU. Letting others know their dreadful secret could mean their deaths- but secrets have a way of getting out. There is only one way Medic can survive- he has to trust a member of the enemy team, and a backstabbing, murderous, slimy two-faced snake of a Spy.

Once upon a time, a star fell from the sky. Perhaps it was a bad omen. A wretched AI becomes something neither human nor robot, a monster longs for her hero, and a computer works miracles in a ruined city. Rated "T" for body horror and some generally unsettling things.

A bureaucratic error results in Medic having the most ridiculously awful week of his entire existence, and making a terrible, life-altering discovery. Will he survive? Will he remain sane after gaining this new, dreadful knowledge? The answer to the second question is easy, of course: whoever said he was sane to begin with?

Une gynoïde débarque à la Section 9 avec des informations capitales sur un homme suspecté de terrorisme anti-cyborg et veut porter plainte contre lui. L'équipe de Kusanagi se retrouve alors embrouillée dans une affaire qui pourrait révolutionner les relations entre humains et machines. OS

Three years after Chell saves Wheatley from being launched into space, he means to help her escape the facility and shut down GLaDOS for good—but after finding a lost secret, hidden away within a condemned Test Shaft, is she really the only AI they need to be worried about? This is a story of redemption, adventure, and finding friendship in unexpected places.

"I've been working on a present for you. Well, 'technically' it's more of a medical experiment." After being released from the confines of Aperture, Chell is reminded that omniscient AIs rarely forgive. But they never forget.

I didn't mind killing. It used to bother me, but when the world is built on blood and bullets, it's hard to get worked up for anything anymore. - Krieg/Maya

During their escape from GLaDOS, Wheatley leads Chell to an old employee kitchen to get a snack. But while there, Chell contracts the most deadly disease Wheatley has ever encountered in his mechanical life... the hiccups.

Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!

This is the story of a Pyrotechnician trying to find her place in the misogynistic world of the 1960s; her interactions with her secret-keeper and best friend, the team's Sniper; and her role in the conflict at Mann Co, as she struggles with her own identity and mysterious past, which may or may not be interwoven with that of the Medic. But sometimes, secrets just slip out…

Last wishes should always be fulfilled. Sometimes, this is easily accomplished. Other times, not so much. Human!Wheatley

A series of stand alone one-shots and missing moments featuring a variety of characters in no particular order or time. Expect a buffet of pairings for kicks and giggles.

Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?

Our beloved mercenaries are unable to return home at Christmas. Though this is sickening to most of them, and thought to be the worst Christmas of their lives, they will soon find out that they've already had a lot worse...

She would put him through some repairs, until he was at least somewhat functional again. Just a few repairs—and then maybe she would see if there was something in that mangled casing that was worth forgiving.

An injury and a return to hell. This is a story about trust. The sequel to "Innocent," AU android!Wheatley/Chell.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

The surface world isn't as wonderful as Chell had anticipated when she stepped out of that lift. But sometimes ending up back where you started isn't the worst thing that can happen. A story about fate, forgiveness, and sacrifices.

-Spoilers Ahead!- It's been more than a year now since Wheatley was stranded out in space, and so far, things have been grim. But the discovery of a stray satellite might just give him the second chance he's been wishing for.

Chell travels as far as she can from that lone shed in a sea of golden plains. Her only regret, is that it would have been nice to share it with someone. Chell/Wheatley. The excitement has begun.

"For God knows that when you eat of the fruit, your eyes shall be opened, and you shall be as a God yourself..." SAC continuity.

After a decade to mull everything over, Wheatley finally gets the opportunity to apologize to Chell and confess. However, he is severely damaged from the space escapade and must be brought back to Aperture for proper repairs. One-sided ChellxWheatley

The abnormally smart Princess Chell has spent her entire life in a tower, but now that a moronic detective has stumbled upon her, she is about to discover the world for the first time, and who she really is. Disney movie Tangled with Portal cast. R&R

A story in which random things happen involving everyone at the Enrichment Center. Also everyone is human for some reason.

When Glados decides to try a new experiment, she ends up placing a robotic mind in a human body. Question is, can the subject adapt to a human life? And, what will happen when Chell finds out? Will contain mild romance and weight gain in later chapters.

On a long car ride, my husband and I were discussing Ghost in the Shell. He said there is no plausible situation in which Batou and the Major would hook up. Oh really? Set near the end of Stand Alone Complex, 2nd Gig. M for bad language. Now complete!

Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.

The unlikely story of a forming friendship between a Red Sniper and Spy on a team where no one expects to live long enough to sustain one. A bit of fluff, humor and drama. Feel-good reading. Rated M for language, violence, and suggestive/sensitive themes.