slashersister
 Author has written 4 stories for Alice in Wonderland, 2010, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Phantom of the Opera, Halloween, and Kuroshitsuji. Name: ericksangelofmusic (also goes by slashersister or animeemo) Age: in 2045 i will be 600. how great is that? Race: Demonvampire or vampiredemon either way they mean the same thing My favorite adoptive parents: Mr. Todd & Mrs. Lovett Fav movie(s): phantom of the opera, sweeny todd, all horror Fav song(s): Kristy are you doing Okay?, Fix You, Na Na Na,Pain, wake me up inside, Animal I Have Become, Missing, Tell Me What the Rain Knows, and alot more Fav movie song(s): Point of no Return, My Friends, Wishing you Were somehow here again, Barber and his Wife Fav celebs.: Gerard Way and Butler, Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Ray Toro, Johnny Depp, Robert England, Jakie Earl Hale Fav Quotes: i have alot of favs so im not going to say them because it is a long list and i dont feel like putting them on here. but heres one for you Randome cop i dont remember the name of: What keeps you up at night? want to know my favorite movie monologue/quote? V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. [carves "V" into poster on wall] The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. [giggles] Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. (V for Vendetta) I will be writing storys for POTO, NOES, and Sweeny Todd after i finish with my Friday the 13th story, but with self incersans so you can get a glimpse of what my life has been like for around 200 years (by the way i might do one with Sebby too, and my life was pretty boring up untill i turned 300) i am also thinking of doing an Inuyasha fic. but it is me and Sesshomaru so by doing this it will create an alternate version of my story so i will do the original first than the alternate. One Two Three Four: I declare a time war! Five Six Seven Eight: Daleks scream, "EXTERMINATE!" Nine Ten Eleven Tweleve: The Doctor died and silence fell. Twelve Eleven Ten Nine: There he goes back in time! Eight Seven Six Five: Saving everybody's lives. Four Three Two One: Grab her hand and whisper "Run." So, what do you do when someone is always watching you? What do you do when someone is always following you, never allowing you one moment of peace, of being alone? If you know the answers, I suggest that you use them. It would certainly be useful, for it could save more than one life-it is now your own and all of those around you whose lives are at risk now, my Little One. Now, wouldn't you like that? Wouldn't you like to save your pathetic little friends and to ensure your own safety and continue your pitiful existence? If I could only care, perhaps I would. Sadly, I don't. I will always be watching. -der Ritter Jabberwocky 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves 'Beware the Jabberwock, my son! He took his vorpal sword in hand: And, as in uffish thought he stood, One two! One two! And through and through 'And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Lewis Carroll Shelby's Zanpakutō:When Shelby activates Mystic Widowmaker Punishment with the command "Sting, Mystic Widowmaker Punishment!" it transforms into a big urumi with mystic symbols carved into the handle. It narrows the focus of the wielder, minimizing the impact of distractions. What's Your Zanpakutō?I did Sebastian too so here it is.Sebastian's Zanpakutō:When sebastian activates Light with the command "Cascade, Light!" it transforms into a long gauntlet. It causes entangling, thorny vines to sprout from wounds which wrap around the opponent, immobilizing them. (it suites him so well) What's Your Zanpakutō?Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Want to no anything else just ask me and i might tell if it is not to personal. See Ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Dress the court of the red queen made me: The pic. of my OC made by smart-blonde-the-oxymoran. LUV YA FOR DOING THIS!! IT IS AWSOME!! Use your own translator for this because i will not translate it for you: Le nom de Fantôme est Erik Destler. Il était né a défiguré si mal que sa mère ne l'a jamais aimé. Il s'est sauvé à l'âge de sept et a été pris par Gitans dans une foire itinérante où il a été paradé pour obtenir de l'argent à cause de son défigurement. Plus tard échapper, il voyage le monde et les fins en haut à l'opéra de Paris où il rencontre Christine Daae et devient obsédé avec elle. Il meurt plus tard en faiant baissant sa tanière sur se. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff Mental Hospital Phone Menu Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. Opening Credits: Do You Know Your Enemy- Green Day (that doesn't make sence but good song) Birth: Bring Me to Life-Evanescence (well it knda makes sence accually haha) First day at school: Cancer-My Chemical Romance (:/ that is kinda sad. makes sence if you have cancer and you are going to school though) Falling in Love: My Last Breath- Evanescence ( hmm that is a tough one) Fight Song: 21st Century Breakdown-Green Day (it kinda makes sence) Breaking Up: Animal I Have Become- Three Days Grace (accually it does make sence if you think about it because they need somene to help them) Prom: Where Is The Love?-Justin Timberlake (that is a good song for prom ha) Life: Bitches-Mindless Self Indulgence (hahaha that is so funny and it makes no sence) Mental Breakdown: Last Time I Tried To Rock Your World- Mindless Self Indulgence (no comment) Driving: Cannon in D- The London Symphany Orchastra (no comment again...dont laugh) Flashback: Haunted- Evanescence (that makes sence to me because it is a flashback) Wedding: Cocaine and Toupees- Mindless Self Indulgence (no comment) Birth Of Child: Adoramus Te- The London Symphany Orchastra (not a bad song for a birth it is soft and tender) INTERMISSION: Umbrella Beach- Owl City (not a bad choice) Final Battle: Too Much to Ask- Avril Lavigne (not bad) Death Scene: Mockingbird- Eminem (it might make sence) Funeral: Tourniquet-Evanescence (mabe...) End Credits: Superman (It's not Easy) - Five For Fighting (it really does make sence for end credits) NO CHEATING! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Austin 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? red 3. Your first initial? S 4. Your month of birth? July 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Erica 7. Your favorite number? 7 8. Do you like California or Florida more? California 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). To go to London,England before i die. Alright, answer time! 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. Pick 12 Characters One: Sebastian Michealis Two: William T. Spears Three: Undertaker Four: Jason Voorheese Five: Freddy Kruger Six: Michel Myers Seven: slashersister Eight: V Nine: Erik Destler Ten: Rorschach Eleven: Bruse Wayne/Batman Twelve: Jack Napier/Joker 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? No, but I don't want to. they will probably try to kill each other (but mostly one will kill the other...eather way their will be blood 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? he is cute but not hot 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? O.O Are...could that even HAPPEN??!! 4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine? Yep, definitely. Lots of 'em!! 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? no...no they would not 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? i think Freddy and Rorschach because i would never do that to my ange Erik. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? O.0 Well, let's just say, i would kill the joker for doing that to Will. 8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. What would happen when a masked man and an Undertaker meet? well lets just say their will be blood. actually that doesn't make any sence 9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? thank god their is not. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic The abuser is Loved. 11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? i dont evern know 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? only one does and she finds it might be good. 13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? i wouldn't have the faintest idea most likely not. 14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Yes, my friend drew batman 15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? no but i would 16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? i doubt he ever would have even a slightest chance of doing anything with a woman. 17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? Unforgettable by (i dont remember) Blood, violence, and many caualties 19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten? how would you like to see your memories? i dont know 20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? a few weeks ago a pic of his sis? i have no clue but that would be wierd 22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? drunk. god i hope that never happens 23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Undertaker while we r in a coffen. (sorry to those who find this creepy since i have thought...never mind) 24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." Okay, here we go. Sebastian and Erik are in a happy relationship until Erik suddenly runs off with Jason. Sebastian, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Bruse, and a brief unhappy affair with Jack, then follows the wise advice of Freddy and finds true love with Undertaker. What title would you give this fic? Some Serious Yaoing 25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? i would not mind at all. Not. One. Bit One: Sebastian Michealis Two: William T. Spears Three: Undertaker Four: Jason Voorheese Five: Freddy Kruger Six: Michel Myers Seven: Dracula Eight: V Nine: Erik Destler Ten: Jareth What would you do if... 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? I would throw a pillow at him then make him lay next to me ontop of the covers Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? AHHHH!! Undertaker! GET OUT!! *then i hear him laughing the creepy one he does* 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? NO JAOSN!! ERIIK IS NOT GAY! 5 cooked you dinner? he better not stuff me with food like he did to one of his victums 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? woa im related to a vampire. cool... 10 ignored you all the time? i will be sad because i won't see anymore sparkles Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Sebastian will use his demon powers to save me and kill them You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Take me to the hospital in the Shinigami universe It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? A coffen he made just for me! .. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Breaks down the door and rescues me You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Laugh at me You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? Nothing but try to kill both of us. SAVE me JARETH!! hahaha You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Use his powers to control me and make me happy You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? V plays his jukebox and we dance You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? Use ventriliquism to cheer me on so that only I can hear You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Blow glitter in my face and make me choke but not enough to kill me. Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Dang it Sebastian...probably because he is a seductive demon 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? I would scream: NO!!! Why don't you love Grell instead of Erik?!?! Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? We are about to see a lot of yaoi Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? O.O No, I don't think so 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? Send him to his room. Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him? First this is to have no more vendettas, second he needs to not blow up any more buildings or do anything that could get him shot. Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what? i will finally be able to tell my ange i love him You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react? WOW to hot guys kissing...im outta here Could 1 and 6 be soulmates? No Would number 2 trust number 5? no Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along? no because we will be going in the daytime and Dracula can't survive in the sun Number 4 is bored and pokes number 10. What happens after that? Jareth will blow sparkels and dissapear 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? Sebastian will go for cooking Freddy will go for dream psychology 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? Erik and Dracula will apply for a job at an opera house 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? how? Freddy doesn't have hair? 9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy? Erik sketches a pic of someone who looks like Michels sister 10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Jareth is talking about all the tight clothes he has and all of the glitter and how do we know that V is blushing? he wears a mask. 5 and 6 did a work-out together? Me: sereously guys? you got blood everywhere! 6 noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday? comes at me with the knife...O..O 7 won the lottery? We finally have enough to buy a better coffen 9 became a singer? he was already a singer 10 got a daughter? I didn't know he got Sarah pregnant What would 1 think of 2? Sebastian: stupid shinigami Will: ugly demon me: guys knock it off i love you both equally What would 2 find weird about 3? 1) he sleeps in a coffen and 2) he is payed for information with laughs How would 3 greet 4? Undertaker: hello...come for a coffen? Jason: gives blank stare What would 4 envy about 5? He can accually talk What dream would 5 have about 6? Freddy would dream he was killing Michel What do 6 and 7 have in common? They both like blood What would make 7 angry at 8? V tried to save Draculas hostage by cutting him with knives Where would 8 meet 9? Underground tunnels What would 9 never dare to tell 10? Erik would never tell Jareth he hates sparkles or that he loves Sarah What would make 10 scared of 1? Jareth would be scared of Sebastian if Sebastian was in his demon form 8 got into the hospital somehow? me: V how bad are your gun wounds? V: I almost died of blood loss...what do you think? 9 made fun of your friends Well...that would be expected from Erik You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? Oh god...how do you think your parents would be if you were dating a morticion who sleeps in coffens? (if you have thought of it...my point exactly if you get what i am saying) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? me: knock it off V just because i rock this hair like you do dosn't mean you have to stare If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make? I would probably find random things in my soup O.O 1 accidentally kicked 10? Sebastian knocked all of Jareths glitter out of his pocket 2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend? Erik: I DON"T EVEN KNOW YOU!!! *pulls out a punjab lasso me: O.O men... 8 had quite a big secret? I leave V alone because i KNOW what he could do to me if i pressure him Quiz: THIS IS AWSSOMENESS AND FREAKY PLEASE READ!! Your instincts has its advantages all the time... This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. I'm not crazy.I'm psychotic.There's a difference. When you're little, toys are colorful chunks of plastic. When you're older, they're something that's potentially dangerous. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. Women go into marriage expecting men to change, and they don't. Men go into marriages expecting women to stay the same, but they don't. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. There's nothing that can't be fixed by:A)duct tape B)chocolate or C)running it over.I prefer option C. The reason I'm still here is because Heaven doesn't want me,and Hell's afriad I'll take over. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Don't get mad;Get sadistic. My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. Common sense is the enemy of comedy. Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real. Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time. Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it. What is this 'kindness speak of? Why don't you slip into something comfortable;like a coma.I will gladly help you. Define 'normal' When in doubt...throw a chair. If you're gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.' If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress? Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives. Boys don't fall for me; I trip them. It's always darkest before dawn...so if your gonna steal your neighbor's news paper that's the time to do it. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Keep smiling;It makes people wonder what your up to. Catch a man a fish, and you sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity. Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere. A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until she's in hot water. Anyone can write. But to capture an audience with so much power, spirit and feeling that they forget everything around them - that is a true gift. I can forgive, and I can forget, but I want you to know, you've lost my respect. Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between how things are and how they ought to be. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. He who laughs last thinks slowest. Reeses Pieces, Coco Puff, mess with me; I’ll fuck you up. Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives. If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie! Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around! Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes If I were trapped in a single room with two tigers, you, and a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice. Someone call Toys R Us, they want their Barbie back If you go down the wrong lane in reverse, is it still legal? Why is vanilla ice cream white and vanilla extract brown? Suicide is our way of saying to God "You can't fire me! I quit!" When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Mirrors can't talk and you're lucky they can't laugh. I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron! Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the heck happened to you? I refuse to engage in a battle of wits! I will not take advantage of the handicapped! You sit and listen while I talk about fictional characters like they actually exist. Yes I am insane, but sometimes I have these periods of boredom where I have to act normal like you. They say murderers are loners...OF COURSE THEY'RE LONERS! THEY'VE BEEN KILLING PEOPLE!! 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Animals were created to love those that nobody else wants. Why kill them with kindness when using a chainsaw is a lot cooler? When I start killing off the human race, you'll be sorry you weren't nicer to me Neither guns, nor knives, nor axes kill people. The people living just next door or sitting next to you at work are the ones that kill people. PALE is the new TAN. I'm not the kind of girl who makes threats to scare you: I plan my revenge silently. The world is going to Hell. And I am driving the bus. I realise that humour isn't for everyone: It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. Love is like Heaven, but it can hurt like Hell. If you dug a hole straight through the Earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? Go ahead and call me retarded. Then everybody will have sympathy for me when I beat you into a bloody pulp. Anybody can fight a killer. To love him and not fight him takes a special kind of person. Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." Live every day as if it were your last, and then some day you'll be right. When you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares into you. Laughing is something you do while torturing somebody, slow and painfully Blood is red, bruises are blue, my dear sweet arch nemesis; a violent death is the only death for you When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence you tried. Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. When you cry, I'll cry,you laugh, I'll laugh,you fall down a ski slope, I'll laugh even harder. Forgive your enemies,but remember their names. Don't piss off an Anger Management Class, drop-out. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Everybody is somebody else weirdo. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people. If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet? They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. If ignorance is bliss, then why is there school? The solution to skin cancer…become nocturnal. The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them I'm not a complete idiot.Some parts are missing. Fun flies when your doing time. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. My reality check bounced. God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at. Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If my music’s too LOUD, then you’re too OLD.(That's for you MOM!) It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone across the face. I met some crazy people. They made me their leader! I'm crazy enough to kill,but that's not your problem. The problem is that I'm also smart enough to get away with it. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Girls want a lot of things from one guy, yet guys only want one thing from many girls. No wonder so many relationships go up in flames. Most people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them. We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Live a little. Because you can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy. When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing. Live for the moments you can't put into words. "Be Yourself" is just about the worst advice you can give some people. Crazy doesn't even BEGIN to cover it. Cute but psycho. It evens itself out. Facebook it like a jail; You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't actually know. A fact of life: after Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F . .. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must! Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done. Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children. 7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 7 Ways to Scare your roommates 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." PHANTOM THROUGH AND THROUGH BABY!!!! Wikipedia's definition of a 'Phantom Phan' (Actually, I don't think this is on Wikipedia anymore. I still think it's funny, though.)- If you think the following is funny post this on your profile and write your name here: erik'sangel527, xXxMusexXx, Oprghst, Queen Madisyn of Narnia, Easely Girl, eriksangleofmusic "A cult following has evolved around the story, with members calling themselves Phantom Phans. The most obsessive are those enthralled with Erik, but members can be fans of any of the characters. The most common way to spot one of these people is the way they manage to relate their everyday behavior to the story in some way, comparing their current life situation to some aspect of the story, or weaving their favorite character into the topic. Phans have been known to attend film showings in full costume -- though they hardly need that reason to don their capes and masks in public. And they often stop in their tracks at sight of masks, elaborate chandeliers, a new cover to the book, or even pipe organs. They may sing along if a Phantom-related song comes on over the speakers in a store or elevator. At least one Phan became so infatuated with the story that she legally changed her name to Christine Daaé. One website held a year-long competition as to who was the "Official Phantom Phan". The winner has kept that title as of 2006. Websites contain long lists of favored traits of the Phans themselves, Psychological/Medical breakdowns of the characters, comparisons of the book, play, and films, and news about the actors, along with copious fan fiction ("phan-phictions") Some "phictions" are alternate versions of the same story, and some simply use the setting and characters from The Phantom of the Opera as a launching station for their own storylines. Online Phantom forums have also blossomed over the internet connecting generations of "Phans." The growing number of Phans of The Phantom suggests that these are people who already were inclined to devote themselves to the arts, and many express great interest in other works focusing Gothic romanticism, the forgotten genius, or the damsel in macabre distress." You know you're living in 2009 when- 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. ok read this: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line I actually fell for it... well actually all of them XD 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you have debate with yourself if you love Ron or Edward more. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you eat so much Halloween candy, you puke, then eat even more. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every piece of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows with your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is laughing hysterically for an entire bus ride for no apparent reason. Crazy is when break into your friends locker just to them them you've been there. Crazy is when you watch reruns of criminal minds all day long, just to make sure you know this certain piece of useless information. Crazy is when you laugh when you watch a scary movie, but are freaked out that the killer's gonna get you when it's over. Crazy is when you RAPE the replay button on a song you are listening to then get board because you have listened to it so much. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! When she walks away from you mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; 333 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart, Please, please forgive me, You won't cry for my absence, I know - Chorus: Even though I'm the sacrifice, Please, please forgive me, Chorus And if I bleed, I'll bleed, Even though I'm the sacrifice, Tell Me What the Rain Knows- Tell me what the rain knows Tell me what the rain knows Hark, hear the howl that eats the moon alive Where will you go Let the rain wash away your last days | |||||||
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