Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...

Apparently, Edward is not old enough to skip school. And not legal enough to murder his higher ups for assigning him to a bodyguard mission. For Malfoy.