![]() Author has written 1 story for Pokémon. Name: Joseph Age: between 16 and 25 P.M. me your guess and i will tell you if you are right. Animes i enjoy: Pokemon, bleach, naruto, black lagoon, fairy tale, blue exorcist, gurren lagann, Sword Art Online (if it was real i would get it even if i could die while in the game.) fav games i have played. all final fantasy games, bravely default, all pokemon games for the ds and gameboy ... plus more. Here's a petition against racism; join me in the cause for equality! An African-American man walked into a restaurant, whereupon the person at the register pointed to a sign and said "Excuse me, sir, we don't allow colored people here." The African-American man turns to him and replies "Excuse me, sir, but when I am born, I am black. While I grow, I remain black. When I'm cold, I'm black; when I'm hot, I'm black; when I'm sick, I'm black. And when I die, I will still be black. When you're born, you're pink; while you grow, you turn white; when you're cold, you're blue; when you're hot, you're red; when you're sick, you're green. And when you die, you will turn purple."The African-American paused for a second to let that sink in. He turned to leave, but before he walked out the door, he turned back to the clerk and told him "Think about what I just told you, and ask yourself this; which one of us is really colored?" FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY: COPY and PASTE this if you started giggling, laughing, nodding your head, thought this was hilarious, etc, while you read this! 1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 3. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God? 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Where's the self-help section?". She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?? 8. If a deaf person signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 10. Is there another word for synonym? 11. Where do Forest Rangers go to "Get away from it all?" 12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 15. Why do they lock the gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? 16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? 18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 19. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 20. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. 21. How is it possible to have a civil war? 22. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too? 23. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? 24. If you try to fail, and succeed in doing so, which have you done? 25. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? 26. If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented? 5 Truths of Life. 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it. (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face. Now, if you fell for it (I know you did!), copy & paste this into your profile. If you hate racism as much as I do, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name; ShadowRoxas12 Snowyvaan I have a challenge for you read and do not laugh! These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (You can't tell me what to do!) On a bag of chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special?) On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Oh, crap...) On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Frozen food for thought) On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (NOW you tell me!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (You don't say?!) On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I have a schedule to keep, you know) On Boots Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Didn't we outlaw child labor?) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (NO... WAY!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children. (Que?!) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other uses." (Which would be...?) On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Shit just got real!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (I blame the parents for this one) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". (Why do we have to address this directly?) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat it?!) On Bath Salts Directions: Put in water. (Fffffuuuuuu...!) On Brownie Mix Directions: Preheat oven, mix brownie mix eggs, water and oil, bake, eat. (What if I don't trust my own cooking?) Mattress: Do not attempt to swallow. (I don't even know how this is possible) Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (Sentence; the electrical chair) A sign on a Telephone pole: Do not post signs. (I hate hypocrites) Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required. (Some assembly required? What, does it need batteries, too?) On earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe. (Oh good, I thought it was just going to be another warning about cancer!) On Nabisco Easy Cheese: For best results, remove cap. (Nah, I'll take my chances) On a Life Saving Device: This is not a Life-Saving Device. (Irony at its finest) On a Shark Vacuum Cleaner: 1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning. (Like that gasoline...?) Various Computers: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue. (A hammer might be more effective) On the Japanese GameCube: Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury. (Well... if you say so...) On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (So... is it the right product??) On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (I'll take 500 for stupidity...) A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (Okay, scratch that. I'll take five hundred on dumb people) A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously... you tested it on insects, duh!) A cardboard sun-shield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sun-shield in place." (Can you say "oops" before we crash?) A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (I have a doctor's note...) A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (So what am I supposed to throw, the monitor?!) A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (A human's ingenuity...) A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh... Sorry kids, can't play in there anymore...) A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!) A snow-blower warns "Do not use snow-blower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snow-blower on the roof?) A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Don't tell the wife...) A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (How long did it take for them to figure that out?) An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Hear that, rednecks?) A rock garden; "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (I beg to differ) Wet-Nap: Tear open packet and use. (And then...?) A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (So many details...) On a bag of Marshmallows: "Flammable" (What? (Holding out marshmallow over a fire)) Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children. (We need to straighten our priorities out) Candle: Warning: A burning candle is on fire. (Good to know...) Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (I'm on a tight schedule!) McDonald's Coffee: Warning! Drink may be hot! (Oh, really?!) Arm & Hammer Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets. (OH, REALLY?!?!) Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado. (... um...) Matches: WARNING: Contents may catch fire. (They oughta...) Toilet Plunger: Do not use near power lines. (Um... okay?) Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts. (Since when?!) Windex: Do not spray in eyes. (Yeah, that's what bleach is for!) HOW CRAZEE?? Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him. (It depends on my mood,like it could be GLaDOS if I'm mad.) Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-O (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-O through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world, Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty". Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it ethically, then crack up and spit out your Oreos halfway through. Crazy is when you hit your head on an object, then start yelling and swearing revenge. Crazy is when you mix five boxful of Jello Pudding Mix with Dish Soap and Green food coloring in a jar,pour it on the side-walk,and say it's "alien bloooood". Crazy is when you make up stupid texts and faces just for pleasure. Crazy is when your laughing so hard that you inhale a whole packet of fun dip (ohhhhhhh how much it burns) Crazy is when you want to wear fake furry ears and a tail to an anthro planet just to see how everyone reacts Crazy is when you make a fool of yourself then call your self a physco Crazy is when you stay up all night to read fanfiction only to realize you've already read it before If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! REMEMBER WHEN... Getting HIGH meant swinging at the playground? The worst thing you could get from boys was c0oties? Mom (was your hero) and Dad was the boy you were gonna marry? And your worst enemies were your siblings, and race issues were about who ran the fastest? When War was a card game and life was simple and carefree? Remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP? Put this in your profile if you're still 5 inside...no matter how old you are. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, WolfofDoom, guard of the twilight,frozenehart3198, ShadowRoxas12, Snowyvaan If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird isgood. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, Wolfofdoom, guard of the twilight, frozenehart3198, ShadowRoxas12, Snowyvaan If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too: You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. If you have ever walked into a parked car, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If you have ever ran into a door copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet copy and past this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile If you or your best friend are insane copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current situation, copy and paste this into your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this into your profile If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, then copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you're friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile. If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!),the freak locked in ur closet, Guard of the twilightfrosenehart3198, ShadowRoxas12, Snowyvaan(also fell down an up escalator) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", like APPLES OR BANANAS copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree,copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Guard of the twilight,frozenehart3198, ShadowRoxas12, Snowyvaan (the longest time was 3 days with no sleep.) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the frickin leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wondered what would happen if you peeled an M&M, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love talking, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 12 Things To Do At Wal-Mart! 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. - 5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 7. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 8. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. - 9. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 10. When an announcement comes over the loud-speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 11. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 12. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" (the other didn't make me laugh but this one did it for me) Re-post if you laughed! Murphy's 15 Other Laws... 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish 13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark. 15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Mischa Rowe (Australia), Ita-hime (Canada), Little-bad-Angel(Austria), Bloody.-.Fang5507(USA), Greywing44 (USA) Chidori Minami(USA), Pokemonfan6000(USA), EmeraldDragon1(USA), Sega Nesquik (USA), stormgreywolf (USA) ShadeDarck (Argentina), ShadowRoxas12(USA), Snowyvaan(USA) Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight. Re-post this and add your name if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it: Ninjakat403, HetaliaSparkleParty, Gir'sdoomsongofdoom, Fluteorwrite, Squintz, Honeyshine, PJOfan4evaGreekgeek, Pokegirlandthorn, EmeraldDragon1, stormgreywolf, ShadeDarck, ShadowRoxas12, Snowyvaan. Try not to cry... Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Darkest Daughter, EmpoweredWolfwrath,Spark Thunderfox,YumiStar, Sparklespepper, Winged Lady, RejectingtheirReality, Ywons54, Ian, Son of Athena, Chakor Reulle, Snowyvaan I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Repost this if this touched your heart. |
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