A young princess has to run away from her home, disguised as a male, and destiny carries her to Camelot. There, not just the Princess' freedom is in jeopardy but her life too if her secrets are revealed. AU. FemMerlin. Ch.1-4 Dragon s call. Ch.5-10 Valiant. Ch.11-14 Mark of Nimueh. Ch.15-18 Poisoned Chalice.

Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.

"Hello Queen Susan." They all said. "Are you here to tell us a story?" asked 4 year old Molly, climbing into Susan's lap. "Yes I am; what do you want to here today?" She asked as they all bounded onto the bed she was sat on. "Tell us how you and King Caspian fell in luuuurve."

Set after the events of Prince Caspian. The Pevensie siblings return to Narnia - without an explanation as to how or why! With Caspian's aid, Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy must figure out the reason behind their return before the mystery consumes them, while struggling with the effects of being back in Narnia once more. Caspian/Susan.

Back in England Susan grows up being reasonable rather than silly. But the course of history has already shifted and the Pevensie children are doomed to their train wreck. Aslan grants Susan a second chance at the life she never had in Narnia. Suspian.

Post-VDT; movieverse; Susan/Caspian. Susan's siblings hate seeing their sister suffer with this depression. Aslan said she would never return, but even he admitted before that the deep magics work in ways no one would ever understand. S/C, E/L, P/OC, L/OC

Uther's reaction to finding out about Merlin's magic, plus other revalations. Morgana/Merlin, Arthur/Gwen. *I take no resposability for any loss of mental facilties that readers may experince in response to reading this crackfic. Written pre-Season 3