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A wise man told 3 men that if they don't laugh once throughout 100 jokes, he will give them 1 million dollars. Starting his 100 jokes, the first man couldn't helped but laugh at the 7th joke. The second man then laughed at the 16th joke. However the last man didnt laugh once throughout all 100 jokes. After giving him the money, the wise man asked him how he did it? The man then said he was still trying to figure out the first joke.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.

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The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,873 - Follows: 5,237 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,131 - Follows: 19,431 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Fox and the Hound by Jedi Honor Bound Ninja reviews
There are so many 'what ifs' in life. What if the fox had never attacked? What if someone, anyone, had seen the misery of a little boy left alone in this world and decided to change that? Chapter 25 - Old Habits Posted!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 340,302 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,616 - Follows: 3,374 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
Well in Hand by Materia-Blade reviews
Naruto died as he lived. Saving anyone and everyone who he believed deserved it... Even the Kyuubi. Guilt is not an emotion Kyuubi had ever been well acquainted with. In his remorse, the Nine Tails vowed to do anything he could to repay the blonde boy who'd given him everything. Too bad Sakura got caught in the middle. A Time Travel story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,110 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 1,922 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
New Life, Second Chances by Kiiam reviews
Naruto had died in the final battle against Madara. Fate had seen it fit to give him second chance to do things over. With memories of his past life, people will be surprised by what the new Naruto can do. NaruHina/Possible Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 272,886 - Reviews: 3390 - Favs: 5,042 - Follows: 4,541 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4819 - Favs: 16,634 - Follows: 15,155 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Titian's Revenge by Persephonae reviews
Kushina stumbled into Konoha a refugee from a war-torn Whirlpool. Even the smart-mouthed kunoichi could have never predicted the legacy she would leave to the village that gave her a second chance. Slow developing MinaKush. PRE-CH 498.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 242,492 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Bound to Let Go by Lianne L.M reviews
Miraculously surviving his Shiki Fuuin, Minato left his son for eight years. He was supposed to be the father he never had. So why are they drifting apart? One made the wrong choice and the other gave up hope. Family isn't bound to live by blood afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,900 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Legacy Rebirth by Dream Keys reviews
REWRITE IN PROGRESS Who was Namikaze Minato? How did he come to be? Why are there no other Namikazes in Konoha? And what does Naruto have to do with it? Time-travel in a different way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 111,303 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
What Have You Done? by Midnightsun7 reviews
Naruto, at 16 yrs old, was banished from Konoha. The council went behind Tsunade's back, but he didn't know that. Furious, Naruto's love for Konoha evaporated as he ran off. Five years later, Akatsuki has a powerful new leader, and he looks familiar...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,964 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Naruto U.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 4,096 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 3,205 - Follows: 3,261 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4865 - Favs: 5,703 - Follows: 4,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 8,509 - Follows: 3,197 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Writing Tips by hahafuckthis reviews
This with help you make your stories better, attract readers well, not attract, but not scare them away , and uh, other stuff!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009
Potential by anubislover reviews
Tai Lung has always been Shifu's only student. But when Tigress is brought into the picture, Tai Lung begins to get jelouse. Will the two manage to coexist? Such a situation has the potential to either end good or bad.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Tigress, Tai Lung
Just One of the Guys by SugarLandBabyGirl reviews
Renji and Saita never considered themselves anything other than rivals and enemies since even before their Academy days. She hated him and he hated her; it was that simple, or was it? Can romance blossom from a deep seated rivalry, or will past loves and pride destroy what could be?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,636 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Renji A., Shuuhei H., OC
World Apart by Princess Kitty1 reviews
In the thirties, they saw the country by train, working together to stay alive. In the forties, he left her behind to give her a chance at a better life. In the fifties, she's America's biggest star, and he's the journalist that never forgot her. OneShot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,161 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/28/2010 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Boy With No Name by Raven Wolfmoon reviews
As far as he knew, he didn't have a name. Even his earliest memories provided no hint, since he had been called 'freak,' 'demon,' and 'monster' as far back as he could remember. Cuteness/angst! Slightly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Something Like Family by ncfan reviews
Nanao and Lisa, from start to finish. Spoilers for Turn Back the Pendulum and Fake Karakura Town Arcs. Contains a bit of a twist ending.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Nanao I., Lisa Y. - Complete
Who I Am by Mysterious Miss reviews
Everyone has secrets. There are those who are trying to find out what it is that he is hiding and when his greatest secret comes into question, he will do anything to keep it hidden. Because if they knew his true identity, who knows what would happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,228 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Time's Spinning Gears by Port in the Storm reviews
Minato, in the shinigami's stomach, sees what should have never been allowed to happen. Naruto, killed at 11 years old. The shinigami gives him a choice. Go into his son's body, and act as him, or remain as a dead spirit. Minato chooses the obvious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,528 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Minato N.
Inner Vision by AvocadoLove reviews
When Kakashi first began to see people's souls manifested as animals, he naturally assumed he had lost his mind. Kakashi/Iruka
Crossover - His Dark Materials & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Family Secret by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-Complete- They've always been there, out of reach, but they never abandoned me. Yet as I grew they moved farther away. It's like the way a normal kid would see his parents age and have the chance to come to terms with the fact that one day they'll die.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Chasm by Miss Artemis reviews
Zanpaktou Rebellion Arc ...Her world is gone. No gentle singing, no prancing getas, no arrogant woman with a beautiful smile. Rukia attempts to come to terms with the fact that Sode no Shirayuki was no longer with her. Mild ByaRuki
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Rukia K., Sode no Shirayuki - Complete
On Honest Winds by Cairnsy reviews
Shuuhei is angry, hurt, and hanging on to his sanity by a thread. Naturally, Kensei is to blame. Takes place after the battle in Fake Karakura Town finishes.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Shuuhei H., Kensei M. - Complete
Rukia's Awakening by Persephonae reviews
Rukia made a promise in Hueco Mundo, but can she keep it--without her friends to protect her? Tired of being sheltered, she seeks out the help of Urahara Kisuke. Will she be able to save the Shinigami she left behind? IchiRuki
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,016 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Convincing Them by Cronomon reviews
How did Muramasa gain the zanpakutos' alliance? A look on each and every conversation he had with them. WARNING: Most chapters were written before the actual episode came out, so the story's logic may clash with the actual anime.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,330 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Muramasa - Complete
Waking to You by Surmise reviews
Naruto loses control.With no options left,Tsunade orders Sakura to help recede the Kyuubi. The effect leaves her comatose for a year. When she awakes she must deal with the changes that have occurred – starting with the return of a specific Uchiha.SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,785 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Panic by Danae3 reviews
When Shikamaru is unknowingly poisoned and somewhere in the village, will he be found in time to save him?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,321 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Shikamaru N., Shikaku N.
To Be Cared For by Jedi Honor Bound Ninja reviews
Naruto doesn't often get sick, but when he does he knows his routine: hunker down and be miserable. But this time around maybe he can finally have a taste of what others normally have. Naruto-Fluff-ness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 334 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Passion and Aspirations by Sapphirina reviews
Midori knows that she may be the most conceited 3rd Seat in the entire Soul Society but that fact does not bug her as much as her past or her feelings for Hisagi Shuuhei. And for a girl like her, that truly sucks. ShuuheixOC
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,279 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Shuuhei H., G. Ichimaru - Complete
I Come To You In Pieces by StarkBlack reviews
ShuuheiRenji. After years of fighting along side Kurosaki Ichigo, Abarai Renji has fallen for him. How far? All the way. Hisagi Shuuhei sees it, and being the person he is, and loving Renji the way he does, he can't help but try to help.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,517 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shuuhei H., Renji A. - Complete
Technicalities by KousukeAsazuki reviews
Kurosaki Ichigo in a black kimono with a sleeveless, white haori overtop was both a disturbing and very, very funny sight. Especially when Hisagi refused to bow to him or address him as 'Kurosaki-taichou'. IchigoHisagi
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ichigo K., Shuuhei H. - Complete
No Matter What: Fight or Die by staceums reviews
The 4th seat in Squad 11 has an internal struggle with her past...and it's come back to haunt her. During the Bount Arc, a little romance as well, including characters from the Gotei 13. Renji x O.C. Rated M for language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,669 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Renji A. - Complete
Hierarchy by Queen of Juiceboxes reviews
At a masquerade ball held for the company she works for, Rukia meets her prince charming, who she soon discovers is her boss from hell. When she begins to learn more about him, she quickly falls for the orange haired jerk. IchiRuki. COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,563 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
My Random Rant On Mary Sues by Epitome of Randomness reviews
See title. Also contains tips on repairing your Sues so they become OCs, as well as reviewing and a couple of things on genetics. How did that get in there? Read and Review! COMPLETE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Waiting For You Beyond the Light by LAXgirl reviews
Naruto, stay with me,' Tsunade cried, the tears in her eyes almost audible. But he was so tired and the darkness was sweeping in... 'You must go back,' he whispered, his face haloed in light. 'There's still so much for you to do there.' YONDADDY fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,419 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete