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A wise man told 3 men that if they don't laugh once throughout 100 jokes, he will give them 1 million dollars. Starting his 100 jokes, the first man couldn't helped but laugh at the 7th joke. The second man then laughed at the 16th joke. However the last man didnt laugh once throughout all 100 jokes. After giving him the money, the wise man asked him how he did it? The man then said he was still trying to figure out the first joke.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.

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